The Guardians Have Taken Over

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  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Ah - Vinny the Muscle - that's more like it! Gimme some swords!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    @DAZ0273 said:
    **** Drax, stop killing people with Secret Weapon! I need these ninja's to punch me/you!

    I was wrong - kill the ninja's!!! But don't kill the Muscle until they stab us!!!

    I've joined the enemy team it seems...

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    No wait...now they've killed Drax?!?!?!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    And Star-Lord!

    This isn't going well.

    Why am I telling you all this?

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Star-Lord is dead again. Oh and there goes Drax. I hate them both so very much.

    sigh

    But there is light at the end of this tunnel. Just one more SL Sleight of hand. And some enemy specials to destroy which 5* SL can help with. Well hopefully.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    **** Drax - you destroyed everything but the strike tile, you absolute twonk.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Why is Gamora, Drax said. You got that wrong buddy - it is definitely Why is Drax.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Star-Lord - you have a space ship with a laser cannon that has presumably an ability to aim and you missed all the strike tiles. The film got this right - What a bunch of A-holes.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    This is my slow descent in to madness. Nobody wants to read any of this. I would put myself on ignore if I could because I can't seem to stop typing about how much this all sucks. And I just know that somebody is going to pop up and say "Oh you used Drax and Star-Lord on the destroy special tiles mission? Ha ha, that's crazy - you really suck at this game! I did it in 5 minutes by combining Kang with Jeff and 2* Deathlok and a supply of Gandalf the wizard team-ups".

    And they will be right too.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    OK Namora - what do you do as I honestly have no idea? Destroy enemy protect tiles? Sounds promising. Who are the enemy here? Muscle, Kishu, Kishu. OK game, ha ha, very funny. Guess I am using 4* Venom then.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    You are alright Namora, I like you. Don't join the Guardians though, they will ruin you.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Now what. PvP. Fine, something tells me Adam Warlock is gonna be busy. At least he isn't a Guardian in this game and so remains untouched by the suck. Screw you Guardians!

  • Waddles_Pines
    Waddles_Pines Posts: 1,262 Chairperson of the Boards

    I think the game broke Daz... Jk... 😁

  • Daredevil217
    Daredevil217 Posts: 4,088 Chairperson of the Boards

    Reading all of that was as much of a grind as completing these tasks.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    I still have tier 4 to come.

  • Bowgentle
    Bowgentle Posts: 7,926 Chairperson of the Boards

    Good lord, someone send help, please.

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,621 Chairperson of the Boards

    Mod mode off

    All work and no play makes @DAZ0273 something something...

    I thoroughly enjoyed it. 🤣🤣

  • Punter1
    Punter1 Posts: 732 Critical Contributor

    The Dazcent into madness was entertaining.

    Glad I grinded all power firing quests in Puzzle Gauntlet. The sane way to get through the quests was to treat them like PG V2 and optimize teams to assist with the grind one at a time. It did feel like a few days of playing a different game, which was good (mostly kinda!)

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    I have one more PvP battle until Tier 4. I am sorry you have had to suffer this with me. I am sure Tier 4 is going to be "fine" though.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 11,324 Chairperson of the Boards

    Use 20 team ups.

    Who did this? What did I do to you?

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