How To Defeat S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance

IceIX

Shamusyeah wrote:

I read this entire thread. Mostly because I'm bored, also because I'm tired and don't feel like getting up, but oh boy. Sometimes I lose faith in this forum, but it's entertainment like this that keeps me comin back.
And of course Ice telling us all max character stats like the day after the char's are announced (you post the cap stats yet?).

Nope, at least not all of them. You all will get to find out the joys of a 141 Star Spangled Avenger on your own.

Unknown

Shamusyeah wrote:

PS I'm never typing SHIELD properly again on my iphone, that was trying.

Get out









Well I guess they succeed in turning us against one another

Unknown

beezer37_84 wrote:

Shamusyeah wrote:

PS I'm never typing SHIELD properly again on my iphone, that was trying.

Get out









Well I guess they succeed in turning us against one another

Cousin Simpson

Telepath wrote:

IceIX wrote:

Cousin Simpson wrote:

Is that a hint for the next character?

Nope, just a bad pun.

Bad Pun... is THAT a hint for the next character?

Notice how IceIX hasn't confirmed or denied this yet??

WE'RE GETTING A DARK AVENGERS PUNISHER, FELLAS.

Unknown

klingsor wrote:

Kelbris wrote:

jozier wrote:

Think I found a photo of klingsor:

Woah there. Joe -- can I call you Joe?

Joe, that was certainly a...

Low blow.

In all seriousness, being compared to Napoleon in any way is flattering. He is a top 3 commander of all time (Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great being the other two.) Since his only downside is his height (and ego?), and I am in fact a monster (6'4, 240lbs), this is a win/win for me. Not to mention Josie is consistently funny, so I always look forward to a new post.

He was of average height, so even more win-win for you.

Unknown

Cousin Simpson wrote:

Notice how IceIX hasn't confirmed or denied this yet??

Well yeah, can you imagine if Venom had a gun to your head?

IceIX

Cousin Simpson wrote:

Notice how IceIX hasn't confirmed or denied this yet??

WE'RE GETTING A DARK AVENGERS PUNISHER, FELLAS.

It's the weekend and close to beer time for most of the west coast. I don't want to crush hopes so close to what should be happy times.

Unknown

IceIX wrote:

Cousin Simpson wrote:

Notice how IceIX hasn't confirmed or denied this yet??

WE'RE GETTING A DARK AVENGERS PUNISHER, FELLAS.

It's the weekend and close to beer time for most of the west coast. I don't want to crush hopes so close to what should be happy times.

I just wanna know if there's even still a balancing list hehe. The wait is driving me CkrAzZzKy

Unknown

Psykopathic wrote:

The wait is driving me CkrAzZzKy

This coupled with the pic in your sig is very disconcerting...

Unknown

Hello? Shield are you there? I don't see you at the top of the alliance rankings. Is this another Jachdo inspired plan? i can imagine the conversation at S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters...

Jachdo: "Guys, let's not play in the event, luring everyone into a false sense of confidence. Then people will never see us coming!:
Shamusyeah: "But if we don't play, how will we win?"
Nick Fury: "Please Let me out of rehab"
Jachdo: "Silence! My master plans know no equal and you can't spell!"
Pebbles The S.H.I.E.L.D Cat : "Meow!"

Unknown

klingsor wrote:

Pebbles The S.H.I.E.L.D Cat : "Meow!"

How in the tiny kitty could you have possibly known she said that?

S.H.I.E.L.D members, we have a spy in our ranks...

Zirtak

We've been feeding Pebbles on the side. Only a matter of time before she defects.

Unknown

klingsor wrote:

Kelbris wrote:

jozier wrote:

Think I found a photo of klingsor:

Woah there. Joe -- can I call you Joe?

Joe, that was certainly a...

Low blow.

In all seriousness, being compared to Napoleon in any way is flattering. He is a top 3 commander of all time (Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great being the other two.) Since his only downside is his height (and ego?), and I am in fact a monster (6'4, 240lbs), this is a win/win for me. Not to mention Josie is consistently funny, so I always look forward to a new post.

This is actually an urban legend, Napoleon was well within the average of the time (even taller)

Argh, did not see Impulse's post. Damn.

Twysta

The Medic's a spy!

Unknown

Zirtak wrote:

We've been feeding Pebbles on the side. Only a matter of time before she defects.

Wait a minute, if we're all feeding her how is she still such a tiny kitty?

Eddiemon

beezer37_84 wrote:

Zirtak wrote:

We've been feeding Pebbles on the side. Only a matter of time before she defects.

Wait a minute, if we're all feeding her how is she still such a tiny kitty?

Dysentry. Now she's never going to make it to Oregon

Unknown

Eddiemon wrote:

beezer37_84 wrote:

Zirtak wrote:

We've been feeding Pebbles on the side. Only a matter of time before she defects.

Wait a minute, if we're all feeding her how is she still such a tiny kitty?

Dysentry. Now she's never going to make it to Oregon

Well this sucks, now I have to stop being lazy and get out bed to like this post since I can't on my phone.

Well played sir, well played.

Zirtak

I do wonder what's worse do: dysentry or going to Oregon...

Unknown

klingsor wrote:

Hello? Shield are you there? I don't see you at the top of the alliance rankings. Is this another Jachdo inspired plan? i can imagine the conversation at S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters...

Jachdo: "Guys, let's not play in the event, luring everyone into a false sense of confidence. Then people will never see us coming!:
Shamusyeah: "But if we don't play, how will we win?"
Nick Fury: "Please Let me out of rehab"
Jachdo: "Silence! My master plans know no equal and you can't spell!"
Pebbles The S.H.I.E.L.D Cat : "Meow!"

Nah, we were just undisputed number 1 and now that prizes have expanded we're fine with letting the proles get an opportunity to taste glory.

Unknown

Eddiemon wrote:

beezer37_84 wrote:

Zirtak wrote:

We've been feeding Pebbles on the side. Only a matter of time before she defects.

Wait a minute, if we're all feeding her how is she still such a tiny kitty?

Dysentry. Now she's never going to make it to Oregon

I laughed out loud for real. Good stuff.