How To Defeat S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance

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Step by step guide on how to defeat the S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance.

Step 1: Murder them while they sleep.

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Step 2: You don't.

Bacon Pants

I don't think you need to resort to murdering them...you could hack them and reset their game progress. That'd be MPQ murder...

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I think there's nothing to be afraid. They are tough. They have near perfect rosters. They are dedicated. They are online 24/7.

But we will get there eventually.

akboyce

Bacon Pants wrote:

I don't think you need to resort to murdering them...you could hack them and reset their game progress. That'd be MPQ murder...

That is only a temprorary solution.

They would come back... stronger... and out for revenge....

S.H.I.E.L.D R.E.B.O.R.N

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Bacon Pants wrote:

I don't think you need to resort to murdering them...you could hack them and reset their game progress. That'd be MPQ murder...

But they would come back, they are like Terminators.

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akboyce wrote:

Bacon Pants wrote:

I don't think you need to resort to murdering them...you could hack them and reset their game progress. That'd be MPQ murder...

That is only a temprorary solution.

They would come back... stronger... and out for revenge....

S.H.I.E.L.D R.E.B.O.R.N

Attention to detail on the letter D. I'd give this a thumbs up if I could. Oh

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Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

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ihearthawthats wrote:

Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

Makes me think about all the awesome stories I read about EVE Online, I love reading that stuff. Corporate espionage and the like. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent and I don't even know it yet?!?!

Someone will PM me with the codeword 'bagyourpath' and I'll start kicking people from the team at the end of a tourney!

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Step by step guide on how to defeat the S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance.

Step 1: Murder them while they sleep.

That would work on most of us, but The Ladder NEVER sleeps.

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ihearthawthats wrote:

Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

We can send MechGouki to infiltrate them and if they figure it out, we will deny everything.

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TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Step by step guide on how to defeat the S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance.

Step 1: Murder them while they sleep.

Adhemar: And how would you beat him?
Fence: With a stick. While he slept. But on a horse, with a lance? That man is unbeatable.

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walkyourpath wrote:

ihearthawthats wrote:

Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

Makes me think about all the awesome stories I read about EVE Online, I love reading that stuff. Corporate espionage and the like. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent and I don't even know it yet?!?!

Someone will PM me with the codeword 'bagyourpath' and I'll start kicking people from the team at the end of a tourney!

Manchurian Candidate - MPQ Style!

Haha! Love it!

Bacon Pants

Haha well played akboyce!

And MPQ sleeper agents...someone call Jack Bauer and Nicholas Brody!

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walkyourpath wrote:

ihearthawthats wrote:

Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

Makes me think about all the awesome stories I read about EVE Online, I love reading that stuff. Corporate espionage and the like. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent and I don't even know it yet?!?!

Someone will PM me with the codeword 'bagyourpath' and I'll start kicking people from the team at the end of a tourney!

Wasn't it eve online where one guy killed another over an in-game sword he wouldn't sell?

"No I will not send you a standard token" *stabby stabby*

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walkyourpath wrote:

Someone will PM me with the codeword 'bagyourpath' and I'll start kicking people from the team at the end of a tourney!

bag-manyourpath

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If you want to beat them, tank during LRs and push painfully hard during the end with a 20 man alliance. Thing is, there aren't that many dedicated players, and the ones that are are already in that alliance. There's another thing to consider though - that they may extend the rewards from top 1 alliance to top 5 for that bracket. Top 1 is a little **** in my not-so-friendly opinion, and encourages exactly what we're seeing, almost all of the game's whales to collaborate and circlejerk at the top.

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TheUnwiseOne wrote:

walkyourpath wrote:

ihearthawthats wrote:

Gotta take em out from the inside. Someone join their alliance as a spy.

Makes me think about all the awesome stories I read about EVE Online, I love reading that stuff. Corporate espionage and the like. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent and I don't even know it yet?!?!

Someone will PM me with the codeword 'bagyourpath' and I'll start kicking people from the team at the end of a tourney!

Wasn't it eve online where one guy killed another over an in-game sword he wouldn't sell?

"No I will not send you a standard token" *stabby stabby*

Must be why d3 won't Institute cover trading. Some would kill for that spidey blue, GSBW green and hulk black. As a side project, I will create a hack to steal all competing alliance HP mt.gox style. Everyone else will be HP bankrupt.

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Kamahl-FoK wrote:

If you want to beat them, tank during LRs and push painfully hard during the end with a 20 man alliance. Thing is, there aren't that many dedicated players, and the ones that are are already in that alliance. There's another thing to consider though - that they may extend the rewards from top 1 alliance to top 5 for that bracket. Top 1 is a little **** in my not-so-friendly opinion, and encourages exactly what we're seeing, almost all of the game's whales to collaborate and circlejerk at the top.

I agree that rewards will get tweaked but honestly top 250 got nearly same reward of a BP cover sans the HP.

KaioShinDE

EvilSonGoku wrote:

I agree that rewards will get tweaked but honestly top 250 got nearly same reward of a BP cover sans the HP.

Hahaha, good one. Those HP you want to exclude are 5 friggin hundred. That's three tournaments worth.

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Kamahl-FoK wrote:

If you want to beat them, tank during LRs and push painfully hard during the end with a 20 man alliance. Thing is, there aren't that many dedicated players, and the ones that are are already in that alliance. There's another thing to consider though - that they may extend the rewards from top 1 alliance to top 5 for that bracket. Top 1 is a little **** in my not-so-friendly opinion, and encourages exactly what we're seeing, almost all of the game's whales to collaborate and circlejerk at the top.

I ABSOLUTELY agree that there needs to be juicier 2-5 and 6-10/6-15 awards for alliance tourneys. 2-50 as a reward tier is super demotivating.

Point of order: We recently outlawed S.H.I.E.L.D circle-jerks, as it excludes the awesome female players on our team.

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pasa_ wrote:

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

Step by step guide on how to defeat the S.H.I.E.L.D Alliance.

Step 1: Murder them while they sleep.

Adhemar: And how would you beat him?
Fence: With a stick. While he slept. But on a horse, with a lance? That man is unbeatable.

Knight's Tale, great film