The Church of Patches welcomes converts

TheHueyFreeman

Arogntbastrd wrote:

The lady thor pve has, in essence, left our humble patch centric alliance in a bloody heap. After having defeated the fat man he taddled to his big sis and she used cerebral tactics to shred us from the inside.

Many lives were lost...

Starting after the pve we will have somewhere between 1-19 spots available. Sorry for the broadness. I'm still staggered and should pick up proper numerical interpretation tomorrow

Please pm vudu3 and myself if you're interested. We're typically top 20 for pvp and top 100 in pve, if you're into such petty worldly things

Bonus points if you're a lady. Our queen was slain and we mourn her

Long live the queen

Also, 19 spots? You aren't getting rid of me that easily.

Ryz-aus

TheHueyFreeman wrote:

Long live the queen

Also, 19 spots? You aren't getting rid of me that easily.

Exactly. I am way too lazy to move to another alliance. Do you know how long OTERSEY spent making this signature?

Arogntbastrd

TheHueyFreeman wrote:

Long live the queen

Also, 19 spots? You aren't getting rid of me that easily.

Ryz-aus wrote:

I am way too lazy to move to another alliance. Do you know how long OTERSEY spent making this signature?

I don't know how to quit either of you :')

Do you see people? Do you see the bonds we've forged by lazy conquest?! All this and more could be yours... if the price is right

Remember to have yours pets spayed or neutered

Arogntbastrd

Ace of blades will have an opening for season 9. Looking for fun chatty people. The chatty is important

We typically finish pvp somewhere between 15-25 during season. We are built on a solid foundation of laziness so for regular pves I promise nothing. For new covers we'll begrudgingly get top 100

We don't have any roster requirements or hard set minimums but ideally you can get 800+ consistently/easily. This is negotiable based on your level of awesomeness

If you'd like to face the trials of enrollment please PM me and cc vudu3 unless you hate him. If you hate him please explain why. If you hate me don't tell me, I'm sensitive

Unknown

And they really don't talk in church speak all the time. Just specific days of worship.

Arogntbastrd

dlaw008 wrote:

And they really don't talk in church speak all the time. Just specific days of worship.

We actually still talk like that almost exclusively, but we've installed a google translate plug-in to better communicate in your common tongue. It does a fairly good job of correctly translating the **** most of the time

Arogntbastrd

Ace of blades has an open spot and we want you to fill it (phrasing)

Typically top 20 in pvp. Pve placement will vary wildly depending on rewards so no promises.

We're looking for fun chatty people who play daily and can score 800+ in pvp. Theres no set in stone minimum per pvp but dont be a mooch. If youre interested please send me a PM or contact via line

vudu3

Attractive, mature alliance seeks new member (phrasing). Likes - long walks on the beach, 5/3/5 Patches, new character PVEs, banjo covers of metal songs, chatty people. Dislikes - getting caught in the rain (blood notwithstanding), jerks, top 50 placement requirements for 4* covers in PVE. If interested send me a PM with relevant info including IGN and current alliance, reason for leaving your current alliance, measurements and/or shoe size. Copy Arogntbastrd if you're into that sort of thing.

Unknown

Looking if you have a spot for top 100 in enemy of state. Currently top 16. ?

Arogntbastrd

vudu3 wrote:

Attractive, mature alliance seeks new member (phrasing). Likes - long walks on the beach, 5/3/5 Patches, new character PVEs, banjo covers of metal songs, chatty people. Dislikes - getting caught in the rain (blood notwithstanding), jerks, top 50 placement requirements for 4* covers in PVE. If interested send me a PM with relevant info including IGN and current alliance, reason for leaving your current alliance, measurements and/or shoe size. Copy Arogntbastrd if you're into that sort of thing.

Did you get any pictures of feet? If so forward please

Arogntbastrd

I've just gotten the ok to offer this deal exclusively to forum members, if you join ace of blades in the next 2 days you'll get your very own collector's edition season IX 4* red thor!

Now quantities of red Thor are going to be extremely limited. this is your chance to get the hottest holiday mpq item for FREE! That's over 99% off the retail price!

To take advantage of this once in a season deal you must act now. Operators are standing by, please submit your order requests to vudu3 and myself. Make sure to include your average pvp and current season score. Act fast! Once these covers are gone you may never see them again! EVER!

Arogntbastrd

Update, currently 22nd so we'll get the cover regardless. We dont need a merc but if you're looking for a slot for next season let me know. Otherwise the red Thor will be a parting gift to sweet sweet huey

Going to sleep soonish so let me know

vudu3 wrote:

Attractive, mature alliance seeks new member (phrasing). Likes - long walks on the beach, 5/3/5 Patches, new character PVEs, banjo covers of metal songs, chatty people. Dislikes - getting caught in the rain (blood notwithstanding), jerks, top 50 placement requirements for 4* covers in PVE. If interested send me a PM with relevant info including IGN and current alliance, reason for leaving your current alliance, measurements and/or shoe size. Copy Arogntbastrd if you're into that sort of thing.

Unknown

Hi I have 7100 for season score and 90k points in the current PVE.

My roster is mainly composed of 166 Punisher, 153 Patch, 140 Magneto, 140 Hood

Any way that I could join?

Arogntbastrd

xylitol wrote:

Hi I have 7100 for season score and 90k points in the current PVE.

My roster is mainly composed of 166 Punisher, 153 Patch, 140 Magneto, 140 Hood

Any way that I could join?

Dear tylenol. I am currently interviewing a candidate. If he fails the trials I will run your credit score and we can discuss. I'll pm you shortly and let you know either way

Thank you for your interest in ace of blades. Please help yourself to some cookies and lemonade while you wait

Arogntbastrd

Update: someone has, for the moment, won my heart. Should they betray me I will post again seeking a new member after I crush them

Arogntbastrd

due to contractual obligations, we have a member who must leave for one season (but he will return a man, or say the prophecy has foretold)

if you're fun, chatty, can send me widow sting TUs and put up decent points send vudu3 and myself a pm, read previous post for more information regarding our preferences and fetishes.

Please no jimstarooneys

vudu3

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk ... Have at you!

Arogntbastrd

vudu3 wrote:

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk ... Have at you!

vudu3

Ace of Blades needs another new guy or girl. We're a laid back alliance of mostly vets. We generally score top 25 in PVP and always score top 100 in PVE with new cover rewards. We're looking for someone who can put up at least 800 points in PVP and will contribute to PVE when the rewards are worthwhile. Chattiness is a plus. Jerkiness is not. If interested, send myself and Arogntbastrd a PM.

EDIT--spot no longer available.

Victor Cre3d

After weeks in the desolate void walking alone fending for myself killing beasts, bathing in their blood and skinning that blue fuzzy fur, I emerge a new man.

The prophecy fulfilled.

Contracts settled.

U need some vitamin me!

Let me know if/when u have a free spot, or if Ur filled for the season. I want to be in u. . .

Ace of blades