The Church of Patches welcomes converts

Arogntbastrd

MrDogfather wrote:

applied to the alliance.
my patch is currently 89, my top 3 are 98 thor, 89 drdoom, 89 patch
currently out of hp cause i threw it all in thor, but once i get enough hp again im happy to buy next slot to expand the alliance.

Your application intrigues me, you come to our hallowed grounds a devout follower of the false idol. Having paid tribute to his alter but seeking shelter with those who would see him fall. I can't help but wonder if you are an asgardian spy with malicious intent. Totally like when gargamel sent smurfette to smurf village. Shall the goodness/ bloodlust of our way of life overwhelm you? Time will tell...

Your acceptance is pending a commander huddle. If other commanders are fine with it you will receive indoctrination on a probationary basis until you've proven your commitment

Prospective members zaymac and masterfaf. Your application shall remain in limbo until you show yourself.

Unknown

Arogntbastrd wrote:

Your application intrigues me, you come to our hallowed grounds a devout follower of the false idol. Having paid tribute to his alter but seeking shelter with those who would see him fall. I can't help but wonder if you are an asgardian spy with malicious intent. Totally like when gargamel sent smurfette to smurf village. Shall the goodness/ bloodlust of our way of life overwhelm you? Time will tell...

Your acceptance is pending a commander huddle. If other commanders are fine with it you will receive indoctrination on a probationary basis until you've proven your commitment

Prospective members zaymac and masterfaf. Your application shall remain in limbo until you show yourself.

fear not, for i have only paid tribute to the false idol to find out his weakness to share with my patch brethren, so we can slay all the fat thors out there.

hope i can get into your alliance, ill give a 100% in every alliance reward event.
usually finish top 5 in every event.

Arogntbastrd

MrDogfather wrote:

Arogntbastrd wrote:

Your application intrigues me, you come to our hallowed grounds a devout follower of the false idol. Having paid tribute to his alter but seeking shelter with those who would see him fall. I can't help but wonder if you are an asgardian spy with malicious intent. Totally like when gargamel sent smurfette to smurf village. Shall the goodness/ bloodlust of our way of life overwhelm you? Time will tell...

Your acceptance is pending a commander huddle. If other commanders are fine with it you will receive indoctrination on a probationary basis until you've proven your commitment

Prospective members zaymac and masterfaf. Your application shall remain in limbo until you show yourself.

fear not, for i have only paid tribute to the false idol to find out his weakness to share with my patch brethren, so we can slay all the fat thors out there.

hope i can get into your alliance, ill give a 100% in every alliance reward event.
usually finish top 5 in every event.

Points for the olde tyme vernacular. I posted your situation in our members lounge, unless someone's deathly opposed to it we'll let you in later tonight.

The only provision would be that as the "new guy" since you haven't added a slot yet, if someone comes along willing to add a slot and we don't have one open, you'll have to voluntarily leave so they can join and add. Then you can rejoin. The alternative would just booting you but as long as people are active and not jerks I'd rather we not get all booty and elitist

Arogntbastrd

Dogfather, you have been permitted to join our brotherhood. Please proceed to the members lounge. I think some of thirsty's lemonade is left but I wouldn't recommend it.

We'll make popcorn or something tmrw

Unknown

tnx guys, i think ill buy some hp later to buy next slot.. whats the current price for a slot now?

Arogntbastrd

MrDogfather wrote:

tnx guys, i think ill buy some hp later to buy next slot.. whats the current price for a slot now?

1600 right now. Nighteyes is gonna get one too so depending if he does it first it might be 1700

Link to the members lounge for further discussion:
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=4854

Unknown

Hello,

I would like to join your team. I currently have 33 skins With highest being punisher lvl100 and rising little by little
I am very active player and usually one way or other I reach top50 ( it is hard for me because events usually finish at 7am in my country) however I always try my best to reach the top an during pvp events I at least reach 500points. I also got got won 2 skins of invisible woman and wolverineX from tournaments.
Hope I am qualified and would be happy to join you
Best of luck,
In game nick: Sliopka

Arogntbastrd

Korunka wrote:

Hello,

I would like to join your team. I currently have 33 skins With highest being punisher lvl100 and rising little by little
I am very active player and usually one way or other I reach top50 ( it is hard for me because events usually finish at 7am in my country) however I always try my best to reach the top an during pvp events I at least reach 500points. I also got got won 2 skins of invisible woman and wolverineX from tournaments.
Hope I am qualified and would be happy to join you
Best of luck,
In game nick: Sliopka

Korunka, while we don't have strict requirements we would like to know some thing. Some which you've already answered. What are the levels for your 3 strongest. You mentioned punisher was 100, what else do you have? A couple of 2* 85s? Finally, would you be willing to buy the slot for the next convert? The slot would cost 1800 hp. All commanders have bought at least 1 slot. If you can not contribute towards expansion you may still be admitted on a trial basis.

If ye can speaketh in the old tongue, thy chances of being embraced are nay hurt.

Robble robble

Unknown

Good day,

I would like to join your congregation if you all are accepting members. I feel that Patch is the best character in this game and I would like to be on the team that shares that view. I have a 115 Loki, 106 CMag, 106 Hulk, 104 Spider-man, 97 Punisher playing backup to my 120 Patch. I won't let you all down.

Thanks

Arogntbastrd

doctorstrange wrote:

Good day,

I would like to join your congregation if you all are accepting members. I feel that Patch is the best character in this game and I would like to be on the team that shares that view. I have a 115 Loki, 106 CMag, 106 Hulk, 104 Spider-man, 97 Punisher playing backup to my 120 Patch. I won't let you all down.

Thanks

Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?
Can thou use "thou" properly?
Have you seen the downfall of enough false idols to pay tribute to he of white tuxedo coat? Our congregation seeks those whose intentions are true and who can help pave the way for future converts like commanders before them. We're currently in negotiations with d3 for an 18th lodging which at current finance rates will cost 1800 hp. If you are able to give for those that have not yet seen the light, you shall be given commander status and a permanent home among the brotherhood. If not you may still apply and be given conditional entry, however you may be asked to give your space in the future if another commander requires a place

Let us know if this is within your means and feel free to apply in app, ace of blades, if you wish to find a home amongst your own

Edit: doctorstrange, your urine analysis was sketchy. While we do not judge, we advise ye seek a healer with the quickness. You'll find several OBW's laying around in the members lounge. Welcome

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=4854

Arogntbastrd

The church sits at 15 and still has room for 5 followers (but only 2 commander slots left) if you've seen the light and would like to join us please let us know your top 3 characters to get an idea of progress (or better yet just apply in game "ace of blades" so we can see the whole roster), where you typically finish in tournaments, and how you feel about cheddar biscuits. If your interested in permanent membership via commander status, we ask for an offering to help expand our halls, which is currently at 1900 hp

We don't have set level requirements but we are a fairly active bunch with established 2*+ teams (most members finished top 10 in fearless defenders) we'd like all members to be active in game and be forum members who partake in the members lounge. Otersey brought wolverine cupcakes today, it was adorable.

If you haven't already, take a moment to read the recruitment thread to get an idea what we're all about (we feel kinda stabby towards a certain false god) our hearts are pure and our blades serve to cut down the flesh of all that oppose the best there is. If you share our beliefs, we welcome you as our own

Dreylin

Gentles hear my petition,

I am a devout follower of the Patch; verily does he lead my forces at the mighty century level. In the recent quest to secure the Green Menace, aided by the maxed Fishnet Queen and diverse others, he did conquer all and recruit to our cause his sturdier alter ego.

Long have we raged against the Juggernaut, with his perverse desire to be laid low at the feet of the False Idol, and while bereft of Alliance support we faltered in the Defense of the Fearless, however if welcomed into thy warm bosom would find our strength renewed and fight to the last in just cause.

Our coffers are depleted by the recent addition of the Unseen One to our band, but in time renewal will beget a commitment of the highest order to your brethren.

May your Blades always be sharp.

Neuromancer

Sanctuary! I seek sanctuary against all the evils perpetuated by the Odinson, both lazy and otherwise! I now know that it is only the Patch that may lift me up and save me from my sins. I shall seek His covers wherever they are to be found, and honor Him daily in ritual combat.

I beg you, do not shut your doors to me, for I can not survive wandering this endless night without the light of Patch.

Arogntbastrd

Dreylin, necromancer you two have moxie. Please apply in app if you haven't already. If you're not jerks you should fit in fine

Unknown

When I was nary a 3 star character Patch was there to save my roster. That snake odinson would not even drop a cover. I only desire to repay the best with my best.

I do have my suspicions of this alliance though...

Why do you speak as the devil Asgardian rather than the herioc Xman?
Alls I'm sayin...bubs

Also what is your stance on the moron Deadpool or the brute Hulk?


I don't have much leveled to max but I get top 25 and will try to help as much as possible. Ill also help open a spot.

Thanks

Arogntbastrd

Gapsule wrote:

When I was nary a 3 star character Patch was there to save my roster. That snake odinson would not even drop a cover. I only desire to repay the best with my best.

I do have my suspicions of this alliance though...

Why do you speak as the devil Asgardian rather than the herioc Xman?
Alls I'm sayin...bubs

Also what is your stance on the moron Deadpool or the brute Hulk?


I don't have much leveled to max but I get top 25 and will try to help as much as possible. Ill also help open a spot.

Thanks

Have you ever thought maybe they speak like us? In reality, the vernacular is a result of time period not beliefs. Our sacred scrolls date back to the olde tymes when everyone talked like that. All commander slots are currently spoken for, however considerations could be made if you pledged to pay for the first slot of future expansion is allowed. As of now there is one free agent slot left with multiple people being considered for it.

Please apply in app if you haven't already.

Deadpool very entertaining and hulk smash

Arogntbastrd

And then there was one. Through the darkness a light must shine above the rest. There are a ton of applicants but we want people active in game AND forum members so if you creeped this post and just applied in app without posting you won't get picked.

If you are of power and virility take a moment to let us know how you're doing so far (in the tournament/life/whatever seems applicable) and why you should get the final slot. DOITNOWFORGLORY!

Unknown

Lvl 100 patch looking for a place to call home, Top 3 of 275. Active player by day, hardcore player by night. Top 10 PVE and Top 5 PVP i shall be. I deserve the glory of the final slot for i am the best there is at what i do.

Neuromancer

Well, if you unlock the 20th member slot, I'm definitely still interested. If not, thanks for the consideration, and seeya around Madripoor.

Arogntbastrd

Neuromancer wrote:

Well, if you unlock the 20th member slot, I'm definitely still interested. Thanks for the consideration though.

We already have someone who's going to get the 20th slot, I'm recruiting for when he gets it. He's from Europe so he's probably asleep right now so consideration still ongoing