The Church of Patches welcomes converts

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  • Unknown
    Unknown
    1) I lost count of them many days ago
    2) almost every 3* (with exception of gold Thor), L100 Patch, L105 Punisher, Spidey and cMag both lack 1 last cover, others less covered, total slots 33. Typical ranking is top5-top15, if I'm interested, otherwise I tank for other tourneys. Currently 2nd in my bracket.
    3) I have meager 850 HP, but I'm ready to give them to expand shelter for other lost souls.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    GEFPenst wrote:
    1) I lost count of them many days ago
    2) almost every 3* (with exception of gold Thor), L100 Patch, L105 Punisher, Spidey and cMag both lack 1 last cover, others less covered, total slots 33. Typical ranking is top5-top15, if I'm interested, otherwise I tank for other tourneys. Currently 2nd in my bracket.
    3) I have meager 850 HP, but I'm ready to give them to expand shelter for other lost souls.

    We have lost Dulodulo, presumably to the false idol "fat Thor" you will be granted conditional entry pending a credit check. Welcome gefpenst! Please enjoy our complimentary refreshments
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Thanks, I'll try to be useful, so we can all prosper in shadow of adamantium blades.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Hello. I saw your little convent and i would like to pledge my lvl141 blades to your cause. I already killed so many thors and collected enough of their golden locks that they can be made into new bed for another acolyte.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Gormisko wrote:
    Hello. I saw your little convent and i would like to pledge my lvl141 blades to your cause. I already killed so many thors and collected enough of their golden locks that they can be made into new bed for another acolyte.

    Gormisko, brother kasper currently pledges 900 to spread the word. I'd imagine the next slot would be between 900 to 1000. If you are willing to cast aside these worldly possessions your blades would be welcome
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Im ready to pledge my share. There are plenty of thors to replenish my golden locks collection.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Gormisko wrote:
    Im ready to pledge my share. There are plenty of thors to replenish my golden locks collection.

    The church is ready to accept your offering
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Im glad i could join the right cause. As first act i placed my offering and made new bed for another acolyte.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Gormisko wrote:
    Im glad i could join the right cause. As first act i placed my offering and made new bed for another acolyte.

    The church appreciates your offering, and what a mighty bed you've created. A "dr why" emerges from the darkness, having reached pinnacles with the spider and the mercenary. Dr why... SHOW YOURSELF.
  • knudsen
    knudsen Posts: 125 Tile Toppler
    How does one offer tithe to the mighty Patch?
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    knudsen wrote:
    How does one offer tithe to the mighty Patch?

    The d3 demands compensation for the infrastructures and the internets. Rightfully so. Expanding the alliance costs increasing hp (like roster slots). If you wish to spread our message and have permanent placement you will first be ascended to commander status in exchange for creating a new slot. Current alliance expansion costs 1100 hp
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Howist everyone doing in thine tournament? So many fat thors have fallen to the wayside by my blades. I currently sit in 7th place, and am taking a a brief respite to recharge fallen brothers. Alas we will charge into battle and surprise the enemy an hour before the tournament is nigh.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Deadpool_69 wrote:
    Howist everyone doing in thine tournament? So many fat thors have fallen to the wayside by my blades. I currently sit in 7th place, and am taking a a brief respite to recharge fallen brothers. Alas we will charge into battle and surprise the enemy an hour before the tournament is nigh.

    bladebrown! I had to look through the message history to put 2 and 2 together. I made a members thread to try to keep track of everyone. Do me a favor and post over there for alliance discussion. This will be our recruitment thread

    So far so good. Alliance is at 31 and has expanded to 11 (ten current plus one guy who graciously left momentarily for new members who bought slots). I was top 10 last night been unshielded and I've dropped to the 30s, but like you I'm waiting for a late push
  • over_clocked
    over_clocked Posts: 3,961
    is this an actual alliance now?
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Yup, we got 11 people. Finished 27ish
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    How might a new potential find his way into the bosom of the church?

    I have some 141 bladed kills to my name and enough golden locks to prove my worth and pave the way for another convert.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    I am seeking refuge and thy Alliance seems most awesomeness. My Punisher hath ascended to the 141st level and has aided in the slaying of many. I am currently in a friend's Alliance, X.X.X-Men if thou wish to see mine roster, for I am poontree!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Church of bladed serenity ( which makes me think of the Shrike), I seek refuge from the masses and deluge of non believers. I offer the golden locks to expand our cause and dedication to support my brethren. I am moving from the second to third levels of the temple at this time but through dedication often end 2nd in my class.

    Humbly,

    The root of evil pranks ( roster seen at Eviljoshing)
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Look upon me, and know wretchedness.
    Hear my tale, and perceive the depths to which I have fallen.

    Once, I thought myself mighty. In my hubris I thought to forge alliance for profit and, doing so, did find naught but despair and emptiness in victory. My eye has been opened, and I find that a more righteous power than I am fit to wield is required to guide us.

    I know now that it cannot be to increase my own glory for which I fight, but to celebrate the glory of The Patch.
    I know now that I am not meant to lead, but to wear the white jacket and serve.

    I bare now my roster open for His scrutiny, that He would know me and offer redemption.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Lord tempos, Thirstyguts, evil one, tree of poon... To seek refuge you must be willing to offer sanctum like those have before you. Current tribute stands at 1200 hp but as our group expands so does the need for adamantium polish and clean linens. With each new convert the great landlord d3 requires an additional 100 hp so 1300 1400 etc. They've waived the security deposit so it's cool.

    Our devotees reached somewhere between 25-27 in the hallowed alliance "leader boards" and averaged close to 700 each. Most finishing top 10. While these are not requirements they *are* the result of good people having fun and being ACTIVE which is what we truly want.

    Let me know where your patch stands, your top 3 guys (including levels), your typical tourney performance and if you're able to provide the hp to pay for the new brothers. If you are worthy and not of phallic personality you will find a home

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