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  • Unknown
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    Arogntbastrd wrote:

    Let me know where you patch stands, your top 3 guys (including levels), your typical tourney performance and if you're able to provide the hp to pay for the new brothers. If you are worthy and not of phallic personality you will find a home

    In revealing himself to me, The Patch has chosen to take the form of a level 103 3/5/5 nigh-invincible warrior.
    His presence is sullied by the company of similarly leveled men of Iron and Spiders, and a smattering of under-leveled but well-covered three star pretenders.

    I am well supplied in both Iso and HP from my foolish and heretical past, and I would consider it an honor to allow the light of His majesty to shine on another wayward soul.

    As for personality, I am humble before The Patch and willing to conduct myself as such, with honor for my brothers.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Alright a slot is open for you. Let me know when you're in so I can promote you and you can make another slot
  • Unknown
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    I have joined the ranks, and am warm in your company.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Thirstyguts wrote:
    I have joined the ranks, and am warm in your company.

    You've been approved and promoted, please create a new slot then proceed to the members lounge for cake
  • Unknown
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    And thus, through my past misdeeds, the way is open for another.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    The Patch, whom I do serve with devotion, hast known the full 141 truths of the berserker. He has chosen often the travelling companions of the Widow (85) or the Lord of Magnetics (85) and more recently the Man of Spiders or the Panther Black.

    i can pave the way for another and should my offering be sufficient I can join within the hour once my obligations are concluded for the day.

    I am usually within the top 10 within competition dependant upon what fate the mighty patch chooses to bestow upon me.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Lord Tempos wrote:
    The Patch, whom I do serve with devotion, hast known the full 141 truths of the berserker. He has chosen often the travelling companions of the Widow (85) or the Lord of Magnetics (85) and more recently the Man of Spiders or the Panther Black.

    i can pave the way for another and should my offering be sufficient I can join within the hour once my obligations are concluded for the day.

    I am usually within the top 10 within competition dependant upon what fate the mighty patch chooses to bestow upon me.

    Thirsty guts has made an opening so you can apply, slot expansion is now up to 1300. If that's acceptable let me know, I'll approve and promote so you can make a slot for one of the other 2 people who want in
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Patch art only 3/3/2 lvl 38, but Punisher is thy holy 141. Accompanying him are his trusty hoes, Man-Spider and the blackest of Widows, though the master of Magnetism is closely approaching. Though time is mine most precious commodity, thou stillest finishes higher than most. I have 1600hp for tribute to join the most holy of holy Alliances.

    Amen.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    poontree wrote:
    Patch art only 3/3/2 lvl 38, but Punisher is thy holy 141. Accompanying him are his trusty hoes, Man-Spider and the blackest of Widows, though the master of Magnetism is closely approaching. Though time is mine most precious commodity, thou stillest finishes higher than most. I have 1600hp for tribute to join the most holy of holy Alliances.

    Amen.

    Tempos called "dibs" so he'll get the first slot, once he opens another we'll lather rinse and repeat with you. In the mean time you can apply to the alliance- ace of blades and once we sort through the paperwork you'll get processed fairly quickly since I'm off today

    Also, really? Trusty hoes? Ha!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Lord Tempos wrote:
    The Patch, whom I do serve with devotion, hast known the full 141 truths of the berserker. He has chosen often the travelling companions of the Widow (85) or the Lord of Magnetics (85) and more recently the Man of Spiders or the Panther Black.

    i can pave the way for another and should my offering be sufficient I can join within the hour once my obligations are concluded for the day.

    I am usually within the top 10 within competition dependant upon what fate the mighty patch chooses to bestow upon me.

    Thirsty guts has made an opening so you can apply, slot expansion is now up to 1300. If that's acceptable let me know, I'll approve and promote so you can make a slot for one of the other 2 people who want in

    That offering is within my ability to give and mine application shall be forthcoming in about 30 mortal minutes.
  • Unknown
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    Though shalt find me kneeling before the alter awaiting approval.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Lord Tempos wrote:
    Though shalt find me kneeling before the alter awaiting approval.

    It looks like someone already accepted you and gave you commander status, so add the slot for the grower of poon and proceed to the members lounge please
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Tribute has been paid. May the way be paved for the enlightenment of another.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Poon tree, you're in and promoted, please add your slot etc etc. I'll update the members thread in a bit
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Poon tree, you're in and promoted, please add your slot etc etc. I'll update the members thread in a bit

    It has been done. If you need me I'll be in the lounge sipping Mead.
  • NighteyesGrisu
    NighteyesGrisu Posts: 563 Critical Contributor
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Poon tree, you're in and promoted, please add your slot etc etc. I'll update the members thread in a bit

    Hey there, If you promote me as well, I'll add another slot for the next round icon_e_smile.gif
  • Unknown
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    I'm daily player. In game nick Dulodulo. Willing to buy new slot if needed.
    Has a pair of 92 lvl, lots of 85 lvl and more of 70-62 lvl. Total 36 char.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    NighteyesGrisu wrote:
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Poon tree, you're in and promoted, please add your slot etc etc. I'll update the members thread in a bit

    Hey there, If you promote me as well, I'll add another slot for the next round icon_e_smile.gif

    Night eyes, current slot price is 1500 hp, please confirm that's fine and I'll promote you. Let's continue this conversation in the members lounge

    viewtopic.php?f=16&t=4854
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    dul0dul0 wrote:
    I'm daily player. In game nick Dulodulo. Willing to buy new slot if needed.
    Has a pair of 92 lvl, lots of 85 lvl and more of 70-62 lvl. Total 36 char.

    Dulodulo, I'm glad to see you've returned seeking full membership. The price to restock the minibar will be 1600 hp after nighteyes is done with his facility upgrades. Howd you do in the last tournament? We will open our doors to you as a prospective member. If you choose to expand our empire you shall be promoted as those before you. Please visit the members lounge for orientation. I believe thirstyguts made lemonade
  • Unknown
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    applied to the alliance.
    my patch is currently 89, my top 3 are 98 thor, 89 drdoom, 89 patch
    currently out of hp cause i threw it all in thor, but once i get enough hp again im happy to buy next slot to expand the alliance.

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