The Church of Patches welcomes converts

Arogntbastrd

Victor Cre3d wrote:

After weeks in the desolate void walking alone fending for myself killing beasts, bathing in their blood and skinning that blue fuzzy fur, I emerge a new man.

The prophecy fulfilled.

Contracts settled.

U need some vitamin me!

Let me know if/when u have a free spot, or if Ur filled for the season. I want to be in u. . .

Ace of blades

Ace of blades makes a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Victor here, he's a man. You know who else is a man? Me, I'm a man

Also you don't have to use the recruit thread victor. We are brothers through blood and urine. That entities you to continued access to the members lounge even when on journeys of self fulfillment/sexual enlightenment

Arogntbastrd

Dear sir, madame, or other,

Ace of blades is looking for a date for Valentine's day. If you'd like to get together for NSA fun please contact vudu3 and me. We're not looking for anything serious. Just til the end of the season.

If you're fun, chatty, play daily and can put up decent scores I will comb your hair and feed you grapes. There's also ISO and hp and covers and stuff if that's what you're into. Sometimes **** and cocaines.

vudu3

One of our comrades has fallen in battle. Sadly, we must pick up the pieces and start a new. But like the mythical Phoenix we will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever.

In related news, Ace of Blades seeks a new member (phrasing). Permanent or temporary, we go both ways (phrasing again). Everything I said last time still applies, so rather than repeat myself ...

vudu3 wrote:

Ace of Blades needs another new guy or girl. We're a laid back alliance of mostly vets. We generally score top 25 in PVP and always score top 100 in PVE with new cover rewards. We're looking for someone who can put up at least 800 points in PVP and will contribute to PVE when the rewards are worthwhile. Chattiness is a plus. Jerkiness is not. If interested, send myself and Arogntbastrd a PM.

Unknown

Ooh ooh! Pick me!
I am an old vet (350ish days played) coming off a 3 month hiatus, looking to get back into the swing of things.

Finished Hollowpoint Kiss @ 817 (1st), and am sitting 1st in my Hunt bracket as well (should be 70k at the end)
I play pretty much every day and can guarantee 800+ in pvp (was a 1000+ pvper before my break, so if thats needed I can swing it!)

Would love to pm, but I dont have the participation on the boards needed to do that yet.

Lemme know if interested.

Arogntbastrd

Howdy folks,

We are arguably the greatest alliance of all time. We're currently looking for that special someone who takes our breath away.

You should be chatty, not a jerk, and never narc'd on nobody. Ideally you can hit 800-1000 whenever you want. Thats not saying you have to do that all the time. Wed just like you to have that ability. Not a deal breaker though. Depends how awesome/ hot you are

We're not hardcore and dont have any minimums but we get alliance rewards easily despite lazy play and would like that to continue.

So if you want to join a fun group of people that have been around forever pm myself and vudu3. I can also be reached on line "arogntbastrd"

NighteyesGrisu

not a jerk? that's a new requirement, right?

Arogntbastrd

NighteyesGrisu wrote:

not a jerk? that's a new requirement, right?

The swiss have diplomatic immunity

Arogntbastrd

Hollissem wrote:

Will this new 'alliance' have a watermark of some kind, or will it remain the merc alliance it currently is: unmarked?

It may be bc im sleepy but I didn't get this at all. Vudu, help me!

Something about watermarks and copyright infringement.

Arogntbastrd

WilsonFisk wrote:

Too wordy, try this

What he said ^

If you would like a coveted spot in the alliance time life magazine once described as "violently arousing" please contact myself and vudu3. You can also contact me via the line app.

john1620b

Arogntbastrd wrote:

If you would like a coveted spot in the alliance time life magazine once described as "violently arousing" please contact myself and vudu3. You can also contact me via the line app.

I can vouch for what he says -- I was violently aroused the entire time I was in Ace of Blades™

Arogntbastrd

Full for now. Violent arousal draws them in very nicely

Arogntbastrd

Someone join our alliance. Contact vudu3 and myself. I'm also on the line app.

My favorite animal is puppies

vudu3

We still need a recruit. Join us. The few. The proud. The lazy but well-intentioned.

We have punch and pie.

Arogntbastrd

Every pvp, unclaimed hp, ISO, and covers are tossed aside by ace of blades. These unwanted rewards are taken to a shelter before eventually being put down. At ace of blades, our #6 priority is to put an end to the unnecessary destruction of alliance rewards.

Please, don't let beast face the same fate as colossus. Apply to ace of blades and give our furry friend a loving home. I beg of you

Contact myself and vudu3, all the stuff we always say still applies. Score points, be awesome. Blah blah. If no one blows our skirt up we'll also accept someone just to share the rewards.

Together we can save the rewards. I love you all

vudu3

You forgot to mention the punch and pie. More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.

vudu3

The Church of Patches seeks one new member for season 20. We're a top one hundred alliance but still focus on more casual play.

Almost everyone in our alliance has all 3* characters cover maxed so our ranking in individual PVP events can vary wildly depending on whether we care about the progression cover at 1,000 points. We want someone who can score at least 1,000 points regularly but we don't get bent out of shape if you only hit 600 or need to skip an event entirely.

We hit top one hundred for new character PVEs but generally need to get a couple mercs so be aware that if you skip these events entirely you will likely be subbed out so the rest of the alliance can get the cover. We'll welcome you back with open arms once the event concludes.

We like chatty people. It's a plus if you have a Sting TU or two two share with the group. Jerks needs not apply. If you're interested please send a PM to myself and Arogntbastrd.

dr tinykittylove

Arogntbastrd wrote:

Every pvp, unclaimed hp, ISO, and covers are tossed aside by ace of blades. These unwanted rewards are taken to a shelter before eventually being put down. At ace of blades, our #6 priority is to put an end to the unnecessary destruction of alliance rewards.

Please, don't let beast face the same fate as colossus. Apply to ace of blades and give our furry friend a loving home. I beg of you

Contact myself and vudu3, all the stuff we always say still applies. Score points, be awesome. Blah blah. If no one blows our skirt up we'll also accept someone just to share the rewards.

Together we can save the rewards. I love you all

For Track & Slash it will be poor Sentry standing in a corner, unwanted and unloved, becoming more emo by the hour. Even N00b doesn't want him.

Please be awesome and join us before Sentry drops a Supernova because he is so sad. If you hang around the rest of the season there's a free IW token in it for you too! Pm one of us or just apply in game and say hello.

Arogntbastrd

Alliance is set to public for end of pvp, whoever wants a sentry hop in

Or don't, whatever

vudu3

Ace of Blades needs one new member. We're a top 100 alliance who has received high praise such as "not as boring as Punishers or Soylent". Join us and maybe you can also not be boring!

We want someone who is capable of hitting 1,000 in PVP when they want to although it's not required every event. We're lazy and we understand if you are, too. We only try hard for new character PVEs and if that's not your thing then we can sub you out for a merc as needed.

If interested, send a PM to me and Arogntbastrd.