The Church of Patches welcomes converts

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  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Crimson tears reminds me of a dark time in my life, my blades served no purpose and I wandered the European country side bringing pain and ruin to anyone foolish enough to cross me. The blood flowed, I can still hear their screams, but that was a long time ago

    Anywho, crimson, your rosters pretty solid. I can tell by the number of 3 and 4* covers you have you're a very consistent player, however unfortunately we are currently at capacity. We kept people pending while we verified that all members were active. We have however confirmed that all our current members remain active so I will dismiss the rest of the pending applicants.

    If there is expansion or a spot opens up we will post here, thank you for the interest
  • Unknown
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    Hi qtquazar, Arogntbastrd

    Sorry i've missed the Forum earlier as i'm search the Alliance and joined you weeks ago.
    However i never realize there's a Forum for this hence don't get to send you a message.
    I'm an active player since they launch the HULK and manage to accumulate some ISO ( Reserve for better Heros)
    Currently i've my top Rank hero upgraded only to LVL110 (Ironman & Hulk) as i doubt if there big different even upgraded to Max.
    Just wondering if you guys still recruiting as i believed i may be helpful to accumulate points for benefit of everyone in Alliance.
    Thanks.

    Roster:
    Ironman - 110
    Hulk-110
    Widow - 85
    Thor - 85
    Wolverine - 85
    Ares - 85
    Captain - 70

    pylron
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Pylron, we're currently full but if/when expansion happens we'll review this thread for people who have expressed interest.

    If you find another alliance please edit your original post thanks
  • Unknown
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    Thanks a lot!!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Lo, but he walks through the valley of joy, flowers twined in his bespiked hair, honey dripping from his claws, nothing shall assuage his ever healing pain. Even as the path doth melt beneath his superior feet, alone must he walk, for the promised land is full already of the souls he has sent there.

    Check with Cyclops heaven, bub. Bet they have plenty of space available.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    You're getting good at that. As a sidenote, honey does quite a number on the claws. If not cleansed with the blood of the innocent you have to get this special Wakandan foam. It's pricey but it leaves them so clean. I use it when I want to feel pretty
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited July 2014
    And, yea, did I browse the storied and myriad Alliance recruitment posts. I had lost my faith.

    And, Lo!, behold! My eyes did become drawn to the sacraments of this Alliance of Blood, Bone, and Badassery.

    Verily did I hover outside the temple, drawn by the soft glow emanating from the windows, and from the gregarious chatter of the service within. Suddenly, I felt invigorated, my faith renewed! Alas, my heart sank knowing that I might not be welcome within this nascent sanctum.

    And, so, I offer my merits unto your congregation like a sacrificial lamb:
      I am a daily player on day 236.
      I currently possess 8750 points in Season 3.
      My roster is varied, strong, and adaptable.
      I'm not a ****.

    Let me not ramble further. Let this not stand as a sin of convenience, but rather, a like mind willing to lend a hand, if one is needed.

    I am not a number! I am a free man!
    I am NumberSix.

    EDIT: I have joined your sister-sect, Pandas of Doom. Thank you for the warm cot and warm milk.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    It warms my heart that you responded to this thread bc this one is WAY better than the one that's been getting the attention lately

    Step behind the beaded curtain and let us speak
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    NumberSix wrote:
    EDIT: I have joined your sister-sect, Pandas of Doom. Thank you for the warm cot and warm milk.

    Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

    Whoa

    While I have no beef with the pandas they are not associated with the church of patches, ace of blades, or our French Quebec chapter "**** du blads"

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    And we leave that warm milk out for smokecat, while I thought it was hilarious you drank it, he was not amused...
  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
    Someone's gonna have to go tell the children they're not going to get their milk tonight... icon_e_sad.gif
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    this is NOT ok!
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
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    Hey you! Join ace of blades. End of season means people leave and I'm tasked with finding new awesome to replace.

    We're not organized, we don't coordinate and don't plan things. Through dumb luck we've been top 10 every season. I'm looking for someone who can score 1000+ if they wanted to but score 900+ bc they're kinda lazy. I'm looking for fun people who just enjoy playing and want to be with silly like minded people.

    Be awesome, don't be a jerk. If you score like a monster but you're dull as a board that's not what we're looking for. By now you should know what we're all about, if you think you're a fit reply here or send me and vudu3 a PM and we'll start reviewing gentlemen callers (ladies welcome too!)

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  • vudu3
    vudu3 Posts: 940 Critical Contributor
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Hey you! Join ace of blades. End of season means people leave and I'm tasked with finding new awesome to replace.
    Just wanted to point out that we had a member leave not because of burn out but because he was too awesome. He needed to play harder.

    That should tell you something. Not sure what. But definitely something. ... ... ... icon_exclaim.gif
  • TheHueyFreeman
    TheHueyFreeman Posts: 472 Mover and Shaker
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
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    Btw, if you're like me and have an afro, then any hat will do (as they all look silly)
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    An afro is a silly hat

    Also. Who let dark silence photo bomb vudu's post? Hi dark! Always a pleasure
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  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ace of blades now accepting guest stars! The ferret has come and gone. Pleasure having you

    The hunt is about to end, we should be top 50 even running one man short and it seems silly for those alliance rewards to go to waste. So if you want/ need a blue cap post here telling us why you should get it.

    No roster restrictions since this is a temp situation

    Sharing is caring

    XOXO,
    Ace of blades
  • Unknown
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    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Ace of blades now accepting guest stars! The ferret has come and gone. Pleasure having you

    The hunt is about to end, we should be top 50 even running one man short and it seems silly for those alliance rewards to go to waste. So if you want/ need a blue cap post here telling us why you should get it.

    No roster restrictions since this is a temp situation

    Sharing is caring

    XOXO,
    Ace of blades


    Hi! I've been lurking on these forums for a bit anyway, I would greatly appreciate a blue cap cover. I'm currently slowly clawing my way out of 2 star land and any help would be appreciated.
    My in game name is FlyingSandals, I sent a application.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Catman you are currently in the lead. Sure it's by default but let no one take your triumph away from you. If no one else applies I'll accept you with 15 min left in the pve. If someone else wants in I'll accept whoever is more convincing. Good luck!

    Edit: you're in catman, enjoy your first blue cap!

    Double edit: pve over, now accepting new guest star and/ or permanent applications
  • vudu3
    vudu3 Posts: 940 Critical Contributor
    The Church still has one members slot opening. We're taking applications for permanent members or temporary recruits looking for a free black Psylocke and some HP/ISO.

    EDIT--No open spots available at this time. Welcome back Nighteyes!

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