The Legend of Jamie Madrox

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  • GothicKratos
    GothicKratos Posts: 1,821 Chairperson of the Boards
    The forums broke yesterday because Jamie saw this thread hadn't gone green yet. This was just a fraction of his rage.
  • Lidolas
    Lidolas Posts: 500
    Jamie Madrox can win a match 3 game by only matching two tiles.
  • zeeke
    zeeke Posts: 153 Tile Toppler
    I once almost beat Jamie Madrox, but when I tried to finish him with Punishers Retribution it ricocheted.
  • GrimSkald
    GrimSkald Posts: 2,691 Chairperson of the Boards
    Jamie Madrox freed BBBOMER from the Sandbox with one post
  • GTannen73
    GTannen73 Posts: 145 Tile Toppler
    Jamie Madrox couldn't decide what the best build was for Goddess Thor, so he has all six of them. All at 270, of course.

    PvE scaling goes DOWN for Jamie Madrox.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Jamie has a 5 star.png Batman. Jamie cares not for Universes. They are beneath him.
  • rbdragon
    rbdragon Posts: 479 Mover and Shaker
    The lyrics for Jim Croce's "You don't mess around...":

    You don't tug on superman's cape
    You don't spit into the wind
    You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
    And you don't mess around with Jim

    Who's Jim? It's actually an acronym: Jamie "Invincible" Madrox.
  • rbdragon
    rbdragon Posts: 479 Mover and Shaker
    Jamie Madrox could win the WWE tag team titles. By himself. Playing MPQ.

    Jamie Madrox can divide by zero.
  • Zen808
    Zen808 Posts: 260
    I'd complain about the gratuitous brown-nosing going on here, but I'm afraid that Jamie will steal my soul, turn it into a GIF, and force it to spend the rest of eternity getting smacked in the face by crotch rainbows.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Q: Can Jamie Madrox make a team so powerful even he can't defeat it?

    A: Yes. And he can also defeat it.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    The Universe is not expanding, it's running away from Jamie Madrox..

    Jamie Madrox can unscramble eggs..

    There is no Theory of Evolution, just a list of creatures Jamie Madrox has allowed to live
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Jamie once beat Galactus in a Hot Dog eating contest.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Nonce Equitaur 2 wrote:
    There is 1 very meaningful and simple-to-implement tier for any event.

    S. Jamie Madrox
    1. Players that have 13 covers of the awarded character.
    2. Players that have 12 or fewer covers of the awarded character.
    3. Players that have 0 covers of the awarded character.

    For an event with Hulk covers for a prize, the people that don't have the prize shouldn't be competing against the people that already have it.
  • Beast1970
    Beast1970 Posts: 421 Mover and Shaker
    When Jamie Madrox wants to take a break from PvP, he doesn't use shields. The rest of us have our nodes disappear
  • Pylgrim
    Pylgrim Posts: 2,332 Chairperson of the Boards
    Only twice in MPQ's story an opponent character has managed to damage Jamie Madrox's heroes. Those characters were Spider-man and Ragnarok and we all know what happened to them.
  • avs962
    avs962 Posts: 319 Mover and Shaker
    Paintsville wrote:
    Jamie once beat Galactus in a Hot Dog eating contest.

    And then he ate Galactus.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Jamie Madrox one-shots maxed Lady Thor with Doc Ock.

    Jamie Madrox has 1.000 roster slots and hasn't paid a single HP for any of them.

    if you snipe him for over 30 points in PvP, Jamie Madrox changes your entire roster into Bagman. Permanently.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Jamie could tell you what happened to ICE 1 through 8, but then he would have to kill you.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This fell off the first page, so I had to bump it, for fear of angering Jamie Madrox... and no one wants to know what happens then...
  • Lidolas
    Lidolas Posts: 500
    Carol Danvers got her powers when a Kree device exploded. But the Kree got their powers when Jamie Madrox burped after eating at Jack in the Box.

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