*** Squirrel Girl (Unbeatable) ***

With mutant powers that grant her a prehensile tail, super-strong teeth, claws and the ability to talk to squirrels, Doreen Green is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
Between being an Avenger, a student at E.S.U. and a nanny for Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, Squirrel Girl found the time to single-handedly defeat Terrax, MODOK, Fin Fang Foom, Doctor Doom and Thanos!

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3 Star Rarity (Rare)
At Max Level: HP: 8670 Tile damage: 79/13/12/70/61/11/3.5x

The Bigger They Are 9
The unbeatable Squirrel Girl rolls up her sleeves and faces off against an opponent twice her size. Creates 3 Yellow Protect tiles with 22 strength, or strength 33 if the target enemy has 80% or more health. Ends the turn.

Level 2: Creates Protect tiles with strength 28, or strength 39 if the target enemy has 80% or more health. Level 3: Creates Protect tiles with strength 44 if the target enemy has 80% or more health. Level 4: Creates Protect tiles with strength 55 if the target enemy has 80% or more health. Level 5: Creates 4 Protect tiles with strength 61 if the target enemy has 80% or more health.

Max Level: lvl3=88/139, lvl4=88/173, lvl 5=88/191

Nuts From Above 9
Squirrel Girl leaps onto her unsuspecting enemies from the trees in an unrelenting assault of tail and claws. Deals 329 damage to the enemy plus 55 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board (up to 8 tiles).

Level 2: Deals 433 damage to the enemy plus 55 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board. Level 3: Deals 433 damage to the enemy plus 83 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board. Level 4: Deals 653 damage to the enemy plus 83 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board. Level 5: Deals 762 damage to the enemy plus 171 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board.

Max Level: 2416 + 539 per enemy tile, up to 8

Furry Friends 11
Squirrel Girl commands her army of squirrels to swarm her foes and get all up in their business. Places 3 Green 3-turn Countdown tiles that deal 137 damage.
(PASSIVE) At the beginning of each turn, destroy a random basic tile for each Furry Friends Countdown tile.

Level 2: Each Countdown tile deals 219 damage. Level 3: Each Countdown tile deals 290 damage. Level 4: Each Countdown tile deals 444 damage. Level 5: Creates 4 Countdown tiles which deal 499 damage.

Max Level: 4 3-turn Countdown tiles doing 1583 each



Original post:
Really?

Of all of the possible additions, I don't know what to say to this.