MPQ Dad Jokes! (puns)

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  • TPF Alexis
    TPF Alexis Posts: 3,826 Chairperson of the Boards
    sambrookjm said:
    What does Bruce Banner spend when he goes grocery shopping?

    Hulk Cash!


    But why doesn't he drive to get there?

    Hulk Crash!


    What happens when he goes to the beach?

    Hulk Splash!


    What does he bring to the dump every week?

    Hulk Trash!


    Which guitarist would he like to jam with?
    Hulk/Slash!

    What does he call the belt that holds up his pants?

    Hulk Sash!


    And finally, how does he prepare his potatoes?

    Baked, of course.  Why, what did you think the answer was going to be?

    Where does Hulk keep his valuables?
    [spoiler]Hulk Stash![/spoiler]
  • AXP_isme
    AXP_isme Posts: 809 Critical Contributor
    TPF Alexis said:
    sambrookjm said:
    What does Bruce Banner spend when he goes grocery shopping?

    Hulk Cash!


    But why doesn't he drive to get there?

    Hulk Crash!


    What happens when he goes to the beach?

    Hulk Splash!


    What does he bring to the dump every week?

    Hulk Trash!


    Which guitarist would he like to jam with?
    Hulk/Slash!

    What does he call the belt that holds up his pants?

    Hulk Sash!


    And finally, how does he prepare his potatoes?

    Baked, of course.  Why, what did you think the answer was going to be?

    Where does Hulk keep his valuables?
    [spoiler]Hulk Stash![/spoiler]
    What happens when Hulk’s belt fails?
    [spoiler]Hulk Flash![/spoiler]
  • ZootSax
    ZootSax Posts: 1,819 Chairperson of the Boards
    AXP_isme said:
    TPF Alexis said:
    sambrookjm said:
    What does Bruce Banner spend when he goes grocery shopping?

    Hulk Cash!


    But why doesn't he drive to get there?

    Hulk Crash!


    What happens when he goes to the beach?

    Hulk Splash!


    What does he bring to the dump every week?

    Hulk Trash!


    Which guitarist would he like to jam with?
    Hulk/Slash!

    What does he call the belt that holds up his pants?

    Hulk Sash!


    And finally, how does he prepare his potatoes?

    Baked, of course.  Why, what did you think the answer was going to be?

    Where does Hulk keep his valuables?
    [spoiler]Hulk Stash![/spoiler]
    What happens when Hulk’s belt fails?
    [spoiler]Hulk Flash![/spoiler]
    Who does @ZootSax hope that Hulk teams up with in his next movie to fight the living dead?

    [spoiler]Hulk / Ash [/spoiler]
  • AXP_isme
    AXP_isme Posts: 809 Critical Contributor
    ZootSax said:
    AXP_isme said:
    TPF Alexis said:
    sambrookjm said:
    What does Bruce Banner spend when he goes grocery shopping?

    Hulk Cash!


    But why doesn't he drive to get there?

    Hulk Crash!


    What happens when he goes to the beach?

    Hulk Splash!


    What does he bring to the dump every week?

    Hulk Trash!


    Which guitarist would he like to jam with?
    Hulk/Slash!

    What does he call the belt that holds up his pants?

    Hulk Sash!


    And finally, how does he prepare his potatoes?

    Baked, of course.  Why, what did you think the answer was going to be?

    Where does Hulk keep his valuables?
    [spoiler]Hulk Stash![/spoiler]
    What happens when Hulk’s belt fails?
    [spoiler]Hulk Flash![/spoiler]
    Who does @ZootSax hope that Hulk teams up with in his next movie to fight the living dead?

    [spoiler]Hulk / Ash [/spoiler]
    Surely we must have had this one already:

    what is the Hulk’s favourite brand of dehydrated potato?
    [spoiler]Hulk Smash![/spoiler]

    turns out this was a UK product so it won’t make sense to a lot of people. If anyone is interested (let’s face it, who doesn’t love grainy tasteless mashed potato substitute):

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smash_(instant_mashed_potato)

    It doesn’t really do justice to how crummy the robots were in the advertising campaign. 
  • Rhadamanthus23
    Rhadamanthus23 Posts: 48 Just Dropped In
    In the spirit of Anniversary fun and the Halloween holiday season... I hereby raise this thread from the grave!

    Magneto used to just stop bullets and let them fall. Now, he saves them and sells them online in his store...
    They're Monetized Projectiles!

    Bishop got in on the action - selling his mixed-fruit jams and jellies...
    They're General Preserves!

    With all the damage caused by weapons fire, the Guardians of the Galaxy decided to sell a fix...

    They call it Rocket Spackle!

    America Chavez lost her job as a police meter maid... Why?

    She kept giving all those Tickets to the Multiverse!

    Using magic can be dangerous. Besides spell damage, you can get unique diseases. Mordo caught...

    The Staph Infection of the Living Tribunal!

    Peggy Carter got a job fixing circuit boards - and got promoted! That's because she's...

    The Ultimate Solder!

    Danny Rand had to change his hero name when he found out he's related to Kingpin...

    Now, he's Byron Fisk!

    Valkyrie decided to help Thor out by doing some construction around his yard. What did she build?

    The Bestie Fence!

    Feel free to add your own!

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