Kitc.hens - NOT a spam thread!

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Eddiemon wrote:

It's going to turn out that you are both at the same conference as me and bored out of your think-pans. Then it will get weird.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

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Telepath wrote:

Eddiemon wrote:

It's going to turn out that you are both at the same conference as me and bored out of your think-pans. Then it will get weird.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

It's a trap... err, I mean Daredevil.

HailMary

mbpm1 wrote:

They're taking over! Next we'll be facing fk lieutenants who refurnish their teammates, and fk pyros who use myriad cutlery against us.

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What I have learned from reading this thread is...

... it's not the size, but the fit of your kitchen that matters.

Good life lesson learned here, everyone!