Church of Patches (Ace of Blades) members lounge 20/20

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AB: nothing but the best for you

Arogntbastrd

Haha! Well played... literally!

john1620b

smokecat wrote:

Ugh...I don't know if I can do it. The top of my bracket has 134,000 (9,000 more than me) and I only have one full refresh left on my nodes. I'm going to grind as much as I can, but I don't know.

Unknown

Arogntbastrd wrote:

Kitty. We need cookies. STAT

Did someone say cookies? ^^
Since I'm a Django Girl now you have to find someone else to bring/bake cookies
(but *psssst* if my guys do not eat every piece I might sneak out and bring you some)

Bowgentle

AlexielKitty wrote:

(but *psssst* if my guys do not eat every piece I might sneak out and bring you some)

There won't be any left when we're done.
Nom nom nom.

Unknown

Bowgentle wrote:

AlexielKitty wrote:

(but *psssst* if my guys do not eat every piece I might sneak out and bring you some)

There won't be any left when we're done.
Nom nom nom.

And you say it inside Church of Patches? You choose very wrong place for your unbuffed bravado...

* SNIKT! *

Remember Little Red hood tale, bub? Even if you ate something, it doesn't mean that it can't get back.

Ленин завещал делиться. Не забывай о этом.

AlexielKitty wrote:

Since I'm a Django Girl now

NOOOOOO!!!! I don't want AB / HailMary fate for us.

Arogntbastrd

Nazgul, I hope the sugar insurgents are treating you well. You will be missed

I'd like to welcome colt44, she has broken the gender barrier in ace of blades and hopped us into first in the pve! Apparently getting pts from 20 is better than 19

john1620b

For those of you that didn't see it in the in-game chat, I have a dummy Facebook account now to share rewards. If you want to find me, use the in-game chat.

Arogntbastrd

The fatman has a tumblr!!!

http://fattythor.tumblr.com

Unknown

May I ask why I was kicked of alliance after I've bought additional slot?

Arogntbastrd

Dulo, you were removed bc you haven't posted on here since march and bc you never used the chat. Qt asked you and 2 other members to please be more active regarding communication. The other 2 did while you made no effort whatsoever. Even when we openly in game and in forum discussed replacing you for that exact reason

We'd rather have players who score less and are an active part of the alliance. For anyone reading this. Dulo scores pts and plays every day. If you just want pts and don't care about him not being chatty he'll score for you. He should give your alliance a pretty substantial pve boost

In other news, we'd like to welcome dsylexic and his fruit combat technique to the alliance.

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Arogntbastrd wrote:

In other news, we'd like to welcome dsylexic and his fruit combat technique to the alliance.

Fair warning, during the ban phase, I'd recommend removing the pineapple from play. I've grown almost TOO proficient with it, and I think the fight would be shortlived.

In all seriousness, thanks for the invite. Lookin' forward to bashing in the skulls of people who deserve to go to a special hell, such as the Skrulls and people who talk in movie theaters. It's like, no, I payed to hear your rendition of the script for the movie, so thanks for continuing to talk so I don't get lost. Uh, what was I talking about again?

Edit: A little bit about me: Currently in school for Forensic Science and I'm a shift manager at Starbucks. I also have a huge affinity towards television shows, I watch a lot, and Blizzard games, so if any of you are active Battle.netters, PM your info. It's always nice to have friends, not to mention I own every game they've ever released haha.

Arogntbastrd

Dsy, can you make cookies? Things haven't been the same since our pastry chef/ lemonade sommelier left us. And that django kitty lady hasnt delivered

Edit: holy hell you spelled it dsly? **** that. Haha

Unknown

Welcome Colt44 and Dsy! Great to have u two on board.

Unknown

Hey, I like to think my name is clever! Also, I am dyslexic, so typing out my name correctly took about a year of practice.... xD

And no, but I think I have an apron (?). Can't eat it though, so I think we're SOL on the cookies

Arogntbastrd

Dslyexic wrote:

I think we're SOL on the cookies

Unknown

Since I'm sure it bothered you, here's the picture of the face I would've made Arognt:

Arogntbastrd

Poor boo-tista. He used to be awesome. Does this mean someone in the alliance will finally get my wrestling references?!

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Arogntbastrd wrote:

Dulo, you were removed bc you haven't posted on here since march and bc you never used the chat. Qt asked you and 2 other members to please be more active regarding communication. The other 2 did while you made no effort whatsoever. Even when we openly in game and in forum discussed replacing you for that exact reason

We'd rather have players who score less and are an active part of the alliance. For anyone reading this. Dulo scores pts and plays every day. If you just want pts and don't care about him not being chatty he'll score for you. He should give your alliance a pretty substantial pve boost

In other news, we'd like to welcome dsylexic and his fruit combat technique to the alliance.

AB pretty much explains it all.

I do, however, owe you an apology as I should have at least posted about the change, but I've been caught up with work the past few days. I apologize for not telling you directly at the time the change was made.

We appreciate your past contributions and, as AB said, I'm sure you'll easily find a home with a new alliance. However, purchasing a roster slot in our alliance is not a guarantee of permanent membership. You benefited to the positive from our ranking in Season 1 and for much of Season 2, and we are making this change while you still have time to find an alliance to join to secure your Season 2 Fury cover.

As stated in the earlier PM to you, we are looking for players who take an active part in alliance chat and on the board. You have been absent in this respect since you joined. This was the deciding point in the end.

None of us have any hard feelings towards you, and we wish you the best going forward.

Unknown

I have a very serious matter to address....

One of our new brethren has committed the crime of leveling up her x-farce wolverine coupled with the MORE SERIOUS CRIME of that abomination being a higher level than the one true Wolverine.

For that reason I wish to start a fundraising drive for a course of therapy to aid her in seeing the light. Please send your donations to Bonfire@stealsallyourmoney.com so we can save this troubled devotee from the impending threat of AB's correctional measures. Amen.