D3 Go! Valentine's Day Love Letter Contest (Feb 14th-15th)
Mover and Shaker
I'll keep this short and sweet. You and me on Valentine's Day, the most EPIC game of Twister ever!
Afterwards... Have you ever seen that MadTV skit, Funky Walker Dirty Talker? Well...
Baby, I want to expand myself in your orifices.
Your hopeful Valentine,
To: Jennifer, my favorite defense attorney, who smashes more colors than I could ever hope to steal.
From: Your favorite miniature thief and client?
A Valentines day MPQ Haiku:
I have admired
Your green skin. Big. Small. Near. Far.
A lush green forest
Your secret Ant-mirer.
P.S. Please don't tell van Dyne. She's already upset over the Wasp being left out of MPQ.
Do you remember when we were together? Every day and every night, no matter which event you would take me to, I’ve always loved our dates and I loved you. I didn’t love you because of how much money you had, what kind of a hero you are, or how buffed you looked; I loved you because of what we did for each other.
Do you remember how successful we were? I couldn’t have been successful without you. Even though I worked hard, day after day, hour after hour, turn after turn to always make sure we are one step closer to our goal, I knew it was worth it in the end. Besides, it is my Exquisite Technique and I am good at it, which I am happy of because I knew you were attracted to me at first because I was unique, even though you never told me directly, I knew how you felt. I also knew the number one reason why you chose me out of everyone else. It is because I work hard for you, using my legs, body, and Iron Fist of K’un-Lun, I made sure that I am always there to give you fuel. But what touched me most is when you would go above your limits and Overdrive, sacrificing a part of you, to give me a boost to my Exquisite Technique, so that we can get to our goal that much faster. It’s great to see that you care about our future. I would always giggle inside whenever you Repulsor Punch through all road blocks in our life, you look so handsome while doing it too! Everyone wanted to be like us, they admired us, I was so happy. I knew you were the one for me forever, and I was ready to take it to the next step, that’s how sure I was about you. Then like all good things, it was only temporary. I can’t believe you would forget all that we’ve been through.
Do you remember that night when you told me it was over? You said “I’m sorry Danny, I’m seeing someone else, she’s just so cute and she brings out the best in me.” I was so sadden, I had no words, and you did not even try to help, instead you broke my heart even more when you said, “She gives me Psychic Feedback, teaches me Mind Over Matter is much more important, and she’s just… so Full of Surprises!”. I hated watching you smirk as you were saying those words to me, as if I had no feelings at all. I still can’t believe you left me for a teenage girl, someone so much younger than you, don’t you think that it is wrong?
I told you what goes around, comes around. I saw your Facebook page, and saw that she left you for someone much older than her. Oh… the karma. But I am not writing to you to tell you how much I dislike you. I am over that fact, I am writing to you to let you know that you taught me a lot of things in life, and that I’ve moved on. No matter where you end up in life, I do wish you the best. Have a great Valentine’s Day!
Amanda the Wuss
My dearest Chandra,
Your mana's red
My mana's blue
My heart burns like your spells
With my love for you
As high as the mountains
As deep as the sea
I yearn for your answer:
Izzet meant to be?
Just Dropped In
To: My secret admirer
From: Storm, Headmistress
To whomever has been leaving me gifts in the X-Mansion, know that I am deeply moved. Had I known your true feelings, I would have confronted you face to face long before now. I only became aware of your affection while showering this very morning. While a three foot long mass of blue hair in the shower drain isn't a conventional Valentine's day gift, the fact that you made it yourself gives it a personal touch that jewelry and flowers simply lack. Please be a peach and come see me in my office. While here, we can discuss grooming etiquette and the importance of USING YOUR OWN FREAKING SHOWER AND CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF BEAST!!
Love and kisses,
Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah! You'll never catch me.
RNGeezus won't forgive you, good luck with your match 3's.
You thought with 400 tokens you'd draw roughly 40 5 stars.
You drew 3 total, so pony up. It's that 5 star guy or a new car.
Your unobtainable love,
Old Man Logan
Chairperson of the Boards
To: Doctor Doom
From: Squirrel Girl
Why do you resist me?
Why do you run?
I only send my kisses
From the lips of my squirrels
And you hide behind your mask.
Don't mind the van. I don't want people to recognize me, so there are no windows. Take this chocolate and get in.
Your Dirty Old Man
I'm red in color while you are green,
I'm a machine while you are overgrown.
Whenever I give you a Repulsor Punch, you will smash me upside down,
Whenever I use overdrive, you will trigger your anger,
Whenever I use my hulk-proof, you will use your thunderous clap.
However, we are still the best buddies in the universe.
Happy Valentine's Day, buddy.
To: Deadpool Daily Quest
I'm Daily Deadpool making you come back for more
A match with you is never a chore
When you match your three's I crave for Four's
I crave your ISO like never before
DDQ, it's you I adore.
Chairperson of the Boards
From: Nick Fury
To: Devil Dino
Hey Dino Daddy.
I know I've used you to surprise bad guys. Kind of a lot.
But you know I only do it because I need you.
I need you.
Green, Red, you do your thing. Bite. Bite. Oh, that bite, Daddy.
We've got our differences in the pink. You want to move those tiles. I get it. I get it. Ain't no way I can stop you. But if you can wait... just wait. About four times, just wait. I'll strike those tiles, steal the hearts of all those haters, and give them to you for more of that bite.
I love you, Daddy Dino, but even with our synergy, there's something missing. How about we look for a third? Someone with a little... I dunno... yellow fever? That Beast - he can give us some loving. Keep us going All. Night. Long. Just don't stop biting, or he'll wreck the bedroom (if you know what I mean).
Mover and Shaker
To: Kamala Kahn
From: Doctor Doom
My beautiful stretching embiggined dove!
My twisted armored soul cries out for your love!
Come be by my side a Queen to be!
Because if you don't, I WILL DESTROY NEW JERSEY!!!!
HUGS@KISSES! The Love Doctor!
From: MPQ Players
How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
I match thee in groups of three, four, or five,
And Bewlider foes, to keep me alive.
When I am blue, my Technopathic Strike
Awakens my blackest depths, which I like.
I steal thee with my Aggressive Recon,
And cause envy with my Gamma Siphon.
I Overdrive for thee, though it pains me
And sometimes I must Stretch Inhumanly.
My Anger makes me see not red, but green
And when I Recharge, many colors glean.
When damaged I Absorb your Energy
Deceptive Tactics seeking synergy.
I take thee for myself (thanks, Dormammu)
For there is none I love so much as you.
From: Red Hulk
My red destroys, your red heals
Your purple is a trap, my purple steals
Your green slashes, my green does crush
When we pair, it makes me blush
We should be Valentine's
That's the end of these rhymes
Chairperson of the Boards
My Beloved Ororo,
This war has kept us apart for so long, it begins to feel like infinity. I stand with my brothers and sisters to slash and claw at those who threaten our world, but each new battle takes a toll, and each night when the calm settles in I feel your absence; I feel that which I lack. Each morning I find myself awoken by a breeze and imagine that it must be you kissing me again, perhaps each day for the last time. No one sees it, but when the rains come, I feel my love strengthened for you.
I do believe this long war will end one day and we'll be reunited to rule once more over our sacred lands. I know I require such terrible patience from you, but I know you have the means, my goddess.
Reed says we'll be hitting Latveria in the morning to try and put an end to Victor's latest tantrum. I fear we'll also find Kang there, ready to keep me from you all the longer. I suppose I best start planning.
I will return to you, my love.
Roses are red
The Hulk is green
I'd totally smash
If you know what I mean
Sorry I'm late, I forgot our date.
This tinykitty weekend was loaded and free.
My movie premier, and I drank too much beer,
and forgot to submit my contest entry.
My love is true, and only for you,
And I know you'll do me so fine.
So drink some more wine, my dear valentine.
Because tonight, you'll only be mine.
With all my love,
PS. Go see my Tinykitty Movie!
Chairperson of the Boards
From: Natasha Romanova
To: Nick Fury
Today is February 15th, 2016. Status report on MPQ.
-Demiurge is still missing from the D3 Go! forums and the D3 representatives appear a lot less than they have in the past.
-It's been a few days since I've seen any occurrences of 20 ISO. I faced Ragnarok again after defeating him multiple times before. Another victory for me, and to my surprise, instead of the usual 20 ISO I'd usually find, there was 5000 ISO. Unfortunately, it seems like I will never be able to repeat that same type battle. I wish that was able to, because it was a great way to get in some exercise. Even if I never found another 20 ISO after beating him, I'd still like the opportunity to do so.
-I am seeing a lot more occurrences of 1 Command Point.
-I remain unsuccessful in retrieving desired items from the "Taco" Vaults. There is too much junk in there and I don't have enough chances to attempt to pull something useful. Maybe if there was less junk in there or if I was given more attempts to pull things out, my mission would be more successful.
-I have maxed out my ISO canister, since it only holds 40 levels. A lot of my fellow Avengers are in what could be considered an ISO drought. Those whose canisters can hold 94 levels seem to be full, while the 166 and 270 capacity canisters seem like they never will be. Something should be done about that.
-I am seeing the Dark Avengers far too often. Facing off against Venom, Ragnarok, Yelena, Daken and Bullseye repeatedly is getting old. There are close to 100 heroes and villains, but I rarely encounter some of my favorite friends.
-There is a vast inconsistency when I enter a battle with Phoenix, Old Man Logan, Silver Surfer or Spider-Man. They seem very weak when they go into battle with me, but I've seen them go into battle with other Avengers and behave like they were Omega Level Mutants. I have tried to make them stronger, but luck doesn't seem to be on my side. This does not seem like a fair fight and leaving too much to chance/luck sucks. I've been on this mission for a year and a half and it seems like other agents are advancing at a much faster rate. I've also seen agents with more time leave in frustration.
Plenty more could be reported, but I've got to get back to the grind. If this report falls into the wrong hands, I suspect it will be destroyed and I will receive no updates on new directives.
Chairperson of the Boards
to old man logan
maybe you should teach little logan the die hard move so he can keep me rocking all night
have no clue what the hell i just wrote
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