Clem vs Daz - Battle of Light and Dark

I am going to have to pause this episode here and all of you know why.

What did I do to you Game of Thrones?!?!?!? I had moved on from Sean Bean, found myself a new hunk to cherish. I had worked out a whole Aquaman based rating system for him, it was going to be fine.

And then you went and did that.

And fine, yes he wasn't very nice and probably deserved it but that doesn't make it right!

You killed him.

In his sleep.

WITH A PILLOW.

I just can't see this working out for us in the long run if you are going to keep doing this. It isn't me, IT'S YOU.

Well I guess we should finish this and then say our goodbyes. Not long left now. We could have been good together, I got over the PIXELS thing. You don't deserve me.

This show is not right in the head. It needs therapy. Or I need therapy. Somebody needs therapy.

So I suppose I probably need to do some sort of recap of Ep 9 and 10 to set myself up for Season 2 and work out where everybody is. This show adds characters at such a fast pace I am not going to pretend I know who I am supposed to be following or concentrating on but almost certainly whoever I choose will be tickled to death or drown in a puddle or something. So where the hell are we?

Ned - dead
Robb - Mustering army
Catelyn - wants to rescue Sansa and Arya
Sansa - needs rescuing
Arya - rescued and now disguised as a boy
Br(I)an - awaiting his next assassination attempt, knows daddy is squirklrghhhh.
Jon - Still at the Pink Floyd concert, still can't leave unless he goes on what seems like a very bad idea of an expedition. So yeah, I guess he is dying soon.
Tywin - doesn't have anybody to make peace with right now but...
Fingerblaster - getting sent to see Joffrey against his will to suck up
Joffrey - total ****
Jaime - Has admitted chucking Br(I)an out the window but not why
Drogo - completely wasted
Cersei - Uhm, still around see Joffrey I guess?
Daenerys - She has been **** dragons it seems, let's go!
Shagga - scored a number one hit with his follow up single " I like Axes!"
Benjen - OK fine, I have no idea Game of Thrones, can we limit this to maybe one or two things?
The White Walkers - I guess they are walking? In a white way? So maybe the are eating avocado on toast whilst quaffing down some pumpkin spice latte?
Little finger: I don't know
Various: At this point, I don't care!

I...I have to stop now. Jesus Game of Thrones how am I supposed to keep track of all of this?!?! I haven't even got to Various and Little finger. I am too tired for this.

So yeah, that was Season 1 of Game of Thrones sort of I think.

@KGB said:

@DAZ0273 said:
Jaime - Has admitted chucking Br(I)an out the window but not why
I...I have to stop now. Jesus Game of Thrones how am I supposed to keep track of all of this?!?! I haven't even got to Various and Little finger. I am too tired for this.

So yeah, that was Season 1 of Game of Thrones sort of I think.

Varys and Littlefinger are major characters. You should care where they are and what they are doing.

Regarding Jaime: You seriously don't know why he can't tell why he threw Bran out the window? It's incredibly obvious.

KGB

I think you might need to re-read what I said. I didn't say that I couldn't tell why, I said he couldn't say why because, uhm, sister shagging/ non right to be king of his brat!

As for your other comment: is, is that for real? This isn't a school project, I'm doing this for fun! Sorry I left out Various, if they crop up again (and SPOILERS clearly they do!) I will mention it or, I dunno, maybe not! Can I not decide for myself who I care about?!?!? Nobody puts Baby in the corner! EDITED!