Clem vs Daz - Battle of Light and Dark

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  • StillMonsoon3
    StillMonsoon3 Posts: 90 Match Maker
    Yes but no! Dazfandango!

    @DAZ0273 said:
    Roll some numbers, MPQ!

    It should be mandatory that Weezer's "In The Garage" is playing in the background.

  • Zarqa
    Zarqa Posts: 410 Mover and Shaker

    What does 18 get me?

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @Zarqa said:
    What does 18 get me?

    18 get us a rank of Typical which is worth 6 points! So we wont be picking any fights with Wolverine.

    So...

    Mutant

    Fighting: Typical (6)
    Agility:
    Strength:
    Endurance
    Reason:
    Intuiton:
    Pysche:

    Health:
    Karma:

    Popularity: 0

    Next up is Agility!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited 20 May 2025, 16:31

    Game of Thrones S1 Episode 6: A Golden Crown

    So our man Ned is fine! King Bob has him but in return he wants Fingerblaster released by Ned's wife. Bob and his wife Cersei(?) have a bit of a barney about whether Bob is a big girls blouse and it all ends in slap. Meanwhile, Br(i)an gets his magic saddle and gets to go riding when of course, he is attacked! I swear you can set your clock to this. "What time is it, Theon?", "Ah, it is quarter to ambush Br(i)an, Robb!", "Excellent, we have time for another beer before rescuing him!" which Robb and Theon do but not before they argue about who is doing the better rescuing.

    Meanwhile, Daenerys Targaryen has an egg which was a wedding gift from a bloke I am not even going to try and spell. She puts it in the fire? I guess she wants it hard boiled? Somebody rushes in and spoils her breakfast, the hot egg burns her but not Daenerys. Then she has to eat a proper weird meal, prophesy, blah blah. What is happening now? Somebody is trying to nick the eggs! It is Viserys, her own brother! What a numpty!

    Fingerblaster time! He has got a bit bored in deathtrap dungeon so he says he is going to confess so they take him to the court where, SURPRISE! He doesn't confess at all, he challenges them to a fight instead! His mate Bronn agrees to fight for him against his captors and wins meaning Fingerblaster is free!

    We then get some general fussing between Ned and his daughters and he tells them to go home.

    We end with Daenerys again and Viserys who is drunk and wanting some Golden Crown that he was promised (and we were promised in the title), so Drogo melts some gold and then pours it over his head killing him. Seems like a waste of gold to me but when you are called Drogo, you can do what you want. Daenerys mutters some gibberish about dragons not being harmed by heat which I guess means that she is a dragon queen but her useless brother is not. So she wasn't having breakfast after all!

    Fantasy Rating so far: 2 out of 4 Eragon
    Throne Rating: Well Ned gets to sit on the throne so, yes I would say so!
    Game Rating: Ho ho Fingerblaster had a trick up his sleeve and games were played!
    Ned rating: It was a bit of dull one for Ned, maybe next episode.

  • rainkingucd
    rainkingucd Posts: 1,516 Chairperson of the Boards
    Yes but no! Dazfandango!

    I no longer know what's happening.

    42

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @rainkingucd said:
    I no longer know what's happening.

    42

    Ah, the answer to life, the universe and agility!

    This gives us Excellent agility! So we are all about running away and dodging when our barely adequte fistfighting skills fail us! Nice!

    Mutant

    Fighting: Typical (6)
    Agility: Excellent (20)
    Strength:
    Endurance
    Reason:
    Intuition:
    Psyche:

    Health:
    Karma:

    Popularity: 0

    Next up: STRENGTH! RAHHHH! Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    Oh it says here also we need agility to hit things too. So maybe when we get to the powers bit that might help us if we get something shooty or throwable? I'm not sure if we are allowed to just give ourselves weapons but I am already thinking with this skillset so far - YoYo, the weapon that stings over and over like a wasp, not you pathetic one-shot Bees. Maybe we will have a mutant YoYo? I guess I am getting ahead of myself.

  • TheXMan
    TheXMan Posts: 218 Tile Toppler

    Yoyo was in Agents of Shield

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    Give me a number!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @TheXMan said:
    Yoyo was in Agents of Shield

    Hmm, well I don't want to copy. Maybe they have a kite instead? Or Paper Airplane? Beer mat?

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,553 Chairperson of the Boards
    Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

    If you're going for Yoyo, that equals 80 if you consider each letters numeric place in the alphabet and add them together.

  • ThisisClemFandango
    ThisisClemFandango Posts: 1,023 Chairperson of the Boards
    No you fool, Daz is light and Clem is dark!

    @Scofie said:
    If you're going for Yoyo, that equals 80 if you consider each letters numeric place in the alphabet and add them together.

    Is the wife on holiday or at her mum's or what?

  • SuperCarrot
    SuperCarrot Posts: 224 Tile Toppler
    Thin Crust

    I knew I should have waited for the weekend to get in the correct headspace before diving into this.

  • rainkingucd
    rainkingucd Posts: 1,516 Chairperson of the Boards
    Yes but no! Dazfandango!

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @TheXMan said:
    Yoyo was in Agents of Shield

    Hmm, well I don't want to copy. Maybe they have a kite instead? Or Paper Airplane? Beer mat?

    Not Marvel, but DC has a kite:

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @Scofie said:
    If you're going for Yoyo, that equals 80 if you consider each letters numeric place in the alphabet and add them together.

    80 gives us Remarkable strength (30)! So we are Beast range wrecking ball!

    Fighting: Typical (6)
    Agility: Excellent (20)
    Strength: Remarkable (30)
    Endurance
    Reason:
    Intuition:
    Psyche:

    Health:
    Karma:

    Popularity: 0

    Now this next one Endurance, we might also get a boost for being a mutant! NUMBER ME!

    We'll also have to give some consideration to whether our character has a secret identity or not. As I don't yet know what the story is I don't know if it is going to be a team adventure or if we all go bowling or I spend the entire time in mutant jail, so I guess we don't have to worry about that too much when choosing unless the adventure is going to be Night of the people with Secret Identities or something. It's not always entirely clear if super people have secret ID's anyway? Does Wolverine? It seems like everybody knows who he is EVEN with an eye patch on. I might be overthinking all of this...

    Right, on with this nonsense!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    I'm thinking given our reasonably prestigous level of strength that a yoyo is far too dangerous, we will be jabbing that thing through skulls in no time at all. Maybe we wait until we see what powers we get before we worry about weapons. This stuff is complicated!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @SuperCarrot said:
    I knew I should have waited for the weekend to get in the correct headspace before diving into this.

    This is scientific work we are doing here using the molecular building blocks of the DNA of the science.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    @rainkingucd said:

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @TheXMan said:
    Yoyo was in Agents of Shield

    Hmm, well I don't want to copy. Maybe they have a kite instead? Or Paper Airplane? Beer mat?

    Not Marvel, but DC has a kite:

    Hell yeah would definitely be my catchphrase if I was doing this.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,915 Chairperson of the Boards

    So I finished up:

    Endurance: Incredible (40)
    Reason: Good (10)
    Intuition: Excellent (20)
    Psyche: Good (10)

    So we add up the top four for health:

    Health: 96

    and bottom three for karma whatever that means:

    Karma: 40

    So base stats done! I still have a couple of weeks to finish this so I can read up on next steps.

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,553 Chairperson of the Boards
    Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

    Not that I'm not looking forward to seeing how this plays out, but I'm patiently waiting to see what happens next on Daz's Game of Thrones episode guide...

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