Clem vs Daz - Battle of Light and Dark

DAZ0273

Following the shocking developments here:

https://forums.d3go.com/discussion/91861/new-pve-event#latest

A terrible struggle for good vs evil, light vs dark, thin crust vs deep pan and truth justice and the Marvel Puzzle Quest way has been set and now, with absolutely no crucial stakes at uhm stake, only the Forum can decide:

Clem vs Daz - which one is good and which one is evil?!?!?!?

This might really be the most useless poll ever so...make your vote count!

DAZ0273

It is worth remembering that @ThisisClemFandango is a clone of @OfficialClemFandango and we all remember how that went in Invasion of the Body snatchers

rainkingucd

Yes but no! Dazfandango!

I think it's quite clear you are the same person

DAZ0273

@rainkingucd said:
I think it's quite clear you are the same person

Don't tell him that! He thinks I'm a hallucination!

In the meantime:

Look at this - an obvious example of my being on the clean light side of this battle! Although admittedly it does also make me sound like I am some sort of supremacist group...

Scofie

Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

As an unbiased referee in this cosmic game, my initial observations seem to be that Daz has more free time and/or energy than Clem and fewer letters in the username. Coincidence? I think not.

Having examined every single post each of them have ever written, I can conclude categorically that Daz prefers pancakes to boot polish, and Clem has the head of a whippet. Neither are evil or good, but both understandable in very different ways.

ThisisClemFandango

No you fool, Daz is light and Clem is dark!

@DAZ0273 said:
It is worth remembering that @ThisisClemFandango is a clone of @OfficialClemFandango and we all remember how that went in Invasion of the Body snatchers

He doesn't even play this game! Also I post stuff that literally get likes in their 5's.
However I do feel that more people have me on ignore than he does.
Horses for courses I guess.
I voted I'm dark because I may be the life of the party on here but in real life I am quite disturbed, I make the void look like tony stark.

StillMonsoon3

Yes but no! Dazfandango!

I think this somes up each person's perspective beautifully (from TMBG My Evil Twin):

(My twin) I know he looks like me
(My twin) Hates work like me and walks like me
(My twin) He's even got a twin like me

dianetics

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I'm the chaos vote you two are the toy poodles.

Blazpheme

Thin Crust

Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

DAZ0273

@Blazpheme said:
Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

An insightful post! What about stuffed crust? Glorious cheese or ring of toothpaste?

Strangely enough I once lost a "how much of a geek" are you quiz to my wife and it sorely vexed me to discover I am in fact, outside of comic books which is a life long love, a terrible geek. I have been working to get better but I still don't care enough about Star Wars, Star Trek, Manga, Cosplay, Anime, D&D, Pokemon, Sci-Fi and whatever else scores you geek points to become a fan of them. I have never seen Game of Thrones. I didn't finish the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. If Luke Skywalker wants to drink blue milk, eh, I've seen weirder. I did once go to a London Comic Convention but spent more time in the pub so can't tell you if that was good or not.

To balance that out, I have at least never seen Coldplay or Ed Sheeran in concert so I am not all evil!

I guess I could score some points from having seen the Transformers movie from 1987 or whenever it was. sob sob, I have still haven't recovered from that one.

So being able to be a better dork would be a badge of honour!

P.S. Vote Clem!

DAZ0273

@dianetics said:
I'm the chaos vote you two are the toy poodles.

Can I be a Dachshund? Poodles creep me out.

Scofie

Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

@DAZ0273 said:

@Blazpheme said:
Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

An insightful post! What about stuffed crust? Glorious cheese or ring of toothpaste?

Strangely enough I once lost a "how much of a geek" are you quiz to my wife and it sorely vexed me to discover I am in fact, outside of comic books which is a life long love, a terrible geek. I have been working to get better but I still don't care enough about Star Wars, Star Trek, Manga, Cosplay, Anime, D&D, Pokemon, Sci-Fi and whatever else scores you geek points to become a fan of them. I have never seen Game of Thrones. I didn't finish the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. If Luke Skywalker wants to drink blue milk, eh, I've seen weirder. I did once go to a London Comic Convention but spent more time in the pub so can't tell you if that was good or not.

To balance that out, I have at least never seen Coldplay or Ed Sheeran in concert so I am not all evil!

I guess I could score some points from having seen the Transformers movie from 1987 or whenever it was. sob sob, I have still haven't recovered from that one.

So being able to be a better dork would be a badge of honour!

P.S. Vote Clem!

You should watch Game of Thrones first. And then give D&D a try. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

DAZ0273

@Scofie said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Blazpheme said:
Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

An insightful post! What about stuffed crust? Glorious cheese or ring of toothpaste?

Strangely enough I once lost a "how much of a geek" are you quiz to my wife and it sorely vexed me to discover I am in fact, outside of comic books which is a life long love, a terrible geek. I have been working to get better but I still don't care enough about Star Wars, Star Trek, Manga, Cosplay, Anime, D&D, Pokemon, Sci-Fi and whatever else scores you geek points to become a fan of them. I have never seen Game of Thrones. I didn't finish the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. If Luke Skywalker wants to drink blue milk, eh, I've seen weirder. I did once go to a London Comic Convention but spent more time in the pub so can't tell you if that was good or not.

To balance that out, I have at least never seen Coldplay or Ed Sheeran in concert so I am not all evil!

I guess I could score some points from having seen the Transformers movie from 1987 or whenever it was. sob sob, I have still haven't recovered from that one.

So being able to be a better dork would be a badge of honour!

P.S. Vote Clem!

You should watch Game of Thrones first. And then give D&D a try. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

Game of Thrones seems a bit long though. How many seasons are there? I guess I could give it a try. I am not all that fond of thrones. Are they in it a lot?

D&D seems a bit weird to me. I am not completely opposed to being at the mercy of somebody called a "Dungeon Master" but do I have to be an elf? Ever since Dobby in Harry Potter I have had a somewhat dislike. Also I have a deep fear and loathing of gnomes. I don't know if there are gnomes in D&D but that would be an absolute game killer for me UNLESS I can kill those little bastards. Then sign me up. But if I had one on my team, sorry, no, it would have to die. Gnomes, clowns and owls...brr...creep me out. My parents once bought me a Snome one Christmas which is some sort of winter gnome monstrosity and everybody thought it was funny but it was not. I got rid of that super fast.

ThisisClemFandango

No you fool, Daz is light and Clem is dark!

Watch thrones till about season 4 then make up an ending. Trust me whatever you come up with it'll be better than what we got

Scofie

Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

@ThisisClemFandango said:
Watch thrones till about season 4 then make up an ending. Trust me whatever you come up with it'll be better than what we got

I watched it all again a few years ago because my other half hadn't seen it. She enjoyed the later series'. It's not quite so jarring if you binge watch it in a month. There are still some very good elements to it.

Scofie

Other! Fandango us with your daz-zling views!

@DAZ0273 said:

@Scofie said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Blazpheme said:
Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

An insightful post! What about stuffed crust? Glorious cheese or ring of toothpaste?

Strangely enough I once lost a "how much of a geek" are you quiz to my wife and it sorely vexed me to discover I am in fact, outside of comic books which is a life long love, a terrible geek. I have been working to get better but I still don't care enough about Star Wars, Star Trek, Manga, Cosplay, Anime, D&D, Pokemon, Sci-Fi and whatever else scores you geek points to become a fan of them. I have never seen Game of Thrones. I didn't finish the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. If Luke Skywalker wants to drink blue milk, eh, I've seen weirder. I did once go to a London Comic Convention but spent more time in the pub so can't tell you if that was good or not.

To balance that out, I have at least never seen Coldplay or Ed Sheeran in concert so I am not all evil!

I guess I could score some points from having seen the Transformers movie from 1987 or whenever it was. sob sob, I have still haven't recovered from that one.

So being able to be a better dork would be a badge of honour!

P.S. Vote Clem!

You should watch Game of Thrones first. And then give D&D a try. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

Game of Thrones seems a bit long though. How many seasons are there? I guess I could give it a try. I am not all that fond of thrones. Are they in it a lot?

D&D seems a bit weird to me. I am not completely opposed to being at the mercy of somebody called a "Dungeon Master" but do I have to be an elf? Ever since Dobby in Harry Potter I have had a somewhat dislike. Also I have a deep fear and loathing of gnomes. I don't know if there are gnomes in D&D but that would be an absolute game killer for me UNLESS I can kill those little bastards. Then sign me up. But if I had one on my team, sorry, no, it would have to die. Gnomes, clowns and owls...brr...creep me out. My parents once bought me a Snome one Christmas which is some sort of winter gnome monstrosity and everybody thought it was funny but it was not. I got rid of that super fast.

It's not that long - 100hrs maybe - and there are a few thrones but they get whittled down to one important one.

I found this for you though. Thank me whenever. If you can see it, you can kill it.

DAZ0273

@Scofie said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Scofie said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@Blazpheme said:
Thin crust all the way, but that doesn't mean you can skimp on the toppings. Too many times I have seen pizza joints offering so-called "deep dish", but they trick you with a thick-**** crust and a puny layer of toppings. If I wanted to eat that much dough, I would have ordered a sandwich.

A good deep dish should be a dense slab of cheese and meat (and maybe some veggies if you're a weirdo) that could be peeled off the crust and served on its own - not a loaf of bread with a mere hint of flavor. A good thin crust is just there for support, and always allows the toppings to shine.
When I'm trying a pizza place for the first time, it is a safer bet to get the thin crust so I can actually taste everything, as opposed to some "deep dish" that is basically a giant disc of yeast jerky with a dusting of toppings so scant that they are almost a suggestion.

Oh, both Clem and Daz seem like decent folks. I'm not sure if either one qualifies as 'dark', but I get the impression that both might qualify as 'dork'.

An insightful post! What about stuffed crust? Glorious cheese or ring of toothpaste?

Strangely enough I once lost a "how much of a geek" are you quiz to my wife and it sorely vexed me to discover I am in fact, outside of comic books which is a life long love, a terrible geek. I have been working to get better but I still don't care enough about Star Wars, Star Trek, Manga, Cosplay, Anime, D&D, Pokemon, Sci-Fi and whatever else scores you geek points to become a fan of them. I have never seen Game of Thrones. I didn't finish the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. If Luke Skywalker wants to drink blue milk, eh, I've seen weirder. I did once go to a London Comic Convention but spent more time in the pub so can't tell you if that was good or not.

To balance that out, I have at least never seen Coldplay or Ed Sheeran in concert so I am not all evil!

I guess I could score some points from having seen the Transformers movie from 1987 or whenever it was. sob sob, I have still haven't recovered from that one.

So being able to be a better dork would be a badge of honour!

P.S. Vote Clem!

You should watch Game of Thrones first. And then give D&D a try. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

Game of Thrones seems a bit long though. How many seasons are there? I guess I could give it a try. I am not all that fond of thrones. Are they in it a lot?

D&D seems a bit weird to me. I am not completely opposed to being at the mercy of somebody called a "Dungeon Master" but do I have to be an elf? Ever since Dobby in Harry Potter I have had a somewhat dislike. Also I have a deep fear and loathing of gnomes. I don't know if there are gnomes in D&D but that would be an absolute game killer for me UNLESS I can kill those little bastards. Then sign me up. But if I had one on my team, sorry, no, it would have to die. Gnomes, clowns and owls...brr...creep me out. My parents once bought me a Snome one Christmas which is some sort of winter gnome monstrosity and everybody thought it was funny but it was not. I got rid of that super fast.

It's not that long - 100hrs maybe - and there are a few thrones but they get whittled down to one important one.

I found this for you though. Thank me whenever. If you can see it, you can kill it.

I mean that is it right there. Proof there isn't a god and we are alone in this life. I'd like to thank you but I'm not sure which side you are on...

As for GOT - 100 hours = 100 episodes-ish? Which is like I guess 5 seasons or something? That seems sort of doable. Lost was still enjoyable in that timeframe. Until Season 6. Jesus wept. Of course then I wouldn't be able to say "Ha! I have never watched Game of Thrones, feel my smug superiority" as I watch yet another re-run of Friends. Could I BE any more 90s?!?!?

DAZ0273

@ThisisClemFandango said:
Watch thrones till about season 4 then make up an ending. Trust me whatever you come up with it'll be better than what we got

So sort of like a Choose your own adventure? I won't lie - every time there has been a casting announcement that was based upon the actor/actress being in GOT I have obviously been completely bewildered. Apart from Sean Bean. No notes needed on that guy! Vroom vroom!

DAZ0273

Oh great Odin's beard - 8 seasons for GOT?!?!? Clem says I can give up after 4 so it still isn't a broken deal though.

dianetics

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@DAZ0273 said:

@dianetics said:
I'm the chaos vote you two are the toy poodles.

Can I be a Dachshund? Poodles creep me out.

Weiner fight!!!

DAZ0273

@dianetics said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@dianetics said:
I'm the chaos vote you two are the toy poodles.

Can I be a Dachshund? Poodles creep me out.

Weiner fight!!!

Is that an episode of Game of Thrones?