D3 is making it apparent that they really want me to spend more time with my wife.

ROY84

Aside from work, It's an about an hour a day where I'm not giving her my attention but apparently D3 really wants me to spend that hour with her. It's a shame because I honestly think she wants that hour for herself.

D3, you're ruining my marriage by making me spend more time with my wife.

And the money...what will I do with my money now? Spend it on food?

zonatahunt

Classic.  Simply classic, AND true!

Ed_Dragonrider

Yeah, it's probably time a got a life, isn't it?

shardwick

Not playing MPQ is a retroactive reward now.

abmoraz

Plot twist: His wife has been dead the whole time

/THis post brought to you by M. Night Shamalamadingsong.

Ugh

Time with the wife?  Now they have gone too far!

shinnaruto

You only get 1/3 of your wife now after the update. 

Vhailorx

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

shinnaruto

Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
 

Vhailorx

shinnaruto said:

Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
 

No, I don't mean to suggest any malice!  As I said, it's a funny joke.  You can ignore my sjw'ing.

grumbLEGO

shinnaruto said:

Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
 

You got about a 1/3 of a joke...

BagPuss

Unfortunately the other half doesn't like the update either, they were happy having some space. 

tupacboy

Cheaper then therapy?

TeamStewie

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

pheregas

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Vhailorx

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!

pheregas

Vhailorx said:

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!

OK Boomer.

/wink

MegaBee

pheregas said:

Vhailorx said:

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!

OK Boomer.

/wink

BOOM-BOOM CONFIRMED!

This is the hint thread, right?

TeamStewie

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::

statnut

TeamStewie said:

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::

Bonus Heroes? That's what I call my children!

spatenfloot

statnut said:

TeamStewie said:

pheregas said:

TeamStewie said:

Vhailorx said:

SGA for theroadwarrior:

If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball.

Shinnaruto:

That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.

To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕

Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.

Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::

Bonus Heroes? That's what I call my children!

I call them Fury.