D3 is making it apparent that they really want me to spend more time with my wife.

ROY84ROY84 Posts: 30 Just Dropped In
Aside from work, It's an about an hour a day where I'm not giving her my attention but apparently D3 really wants me to spend that hour with her. It's a shame because I honestly think she wants that hour for herself.

D3, you're ruining my marriage by making me spend more time with my wife.

And the money...what will I do with my money now? Spend it on food?
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  • zonatahuntzonatahunt Posts: 220 Tile Toppler
    Classic.  Simply classic, AND true!
  • Ed_DragonriderEd_Dragonrider Posts: 476 Mover and Shaker
    Yeah, it's probably time a got a life, isn't it?
  • shardwickshardwick Posts: 1,541 Chairperson of the Boards
    Not playing MPQ is a retroactive reward now.
  • abmorazabmoraz Posts: 564 Critical Contributor
    Plot twist: His wife has been dead the whole time

    /THis post brought to you by M. Night Shamalamadingsong.
  • UghUgh Posts: 48 Just Dropped In
    Time with the wife?  Now they have gone too far!
  • VhailorxVhailorx Posts: 4,833 Chairperson of the Boards

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



  • shinnarutoshinnaruto Posts: 60 Match Maker
    Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
     
  • VhailorxVhailorx Posts: 4,833 Chairperson of the Boards
    Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
     
    No, I don't mean to suggest any malice!  As I said, it's a funny joke.  You can ignore my sjw'ing.
  • grumbLEGOgrumbLEGO Posts: 62 Match Maker
    Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke. 
     
    You got about a 1/3 of a joke...
  • BagPussBagPuss Posts: 43 Just Dropped In
    Unfortunately the other half doesn't like the update either, they were happy having some space. 
  • tupacboytupacboy Posts: 66 Match Maker
    Cheaper then therapy?
  • TeamStewieTeamStewie Posts: 357 Mover and Shaker
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
  • pheregaspheregas Posts: 1,523 Chairperson of the Boards
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
  • VhailorxVhailorx Posts: 4,833 Chairperson of the Boards
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
    Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!
  • pheregaspheregas Posts: 1,523 Chairperson of the Boards
    Vhailorx said:
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
    Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!
    OK Boomer.

    /wink
  • MegaBeeMegaBee Posts: 272 Mover and Shaker
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
    Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us.   You can't trust 'em!
    OK Boomer.

    /wink
    BOOM-BOOM CONFIRMED!

    This is the hint thread, right?
  • TeamStewieTeamStewie Posts: 357 Mover and Shaker
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
    Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::
  • spatenflootspatenfloot Posts: 643 Critical Contributor
    statnut said:
    pheregas said:
    Vhailorx said:

    SGA for theroadwarrior:

    If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi's Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than 'yankee.' Blame baseball. ;)

    Shinnaruto:

    That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.



    To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 😕
    Careful.  Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children.  Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
    Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::
    Bonus Heroes? That's what I call my children!
    I call them Fury.
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