Badly Describe Something in MTG or MTGPQ

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  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    edited August 2018
    Banefire:

    Because not everything can be Buff-fire
  • Bil
    Bil Posts: 831 Critical Contributor
    Multani : 
       I AM Yavimaya .. Elder trees whisper through my branchs, flowers blossom in my path and ... Hey, wait ...no, no... not the chainsaaaaaaaargh...
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    edited August 2018
    Jaya’s Immolating Inferno:

    *singing* “We don’t need no water let the tinykitty burn!”
  • Gunmix25
    Gunmix25 Posts: 1,442 Chairperson of the Boards
    DumasAG said:
    Jaya’s Immolating Inferno:

    *singing* “We don’t need no water let the tinykitty burn!”
    *singing* The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
  • HarryMason
    HarryMason Posts: 136 Tile Toppler
    Solemnity:

    It doesn't do anything. 
    No, wait... It does nothing .
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Storm the Vault:

    Does the game allow you to put it in the deck? Cool, play it.
  • FindingHeart8
    FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
    Llanowar Elves

    I am the LLanowar Elf and I speak for the trees.


  • Mburn7
    Mburn7 Posts: 3,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    Blightsteel Colossus:

    Ouch

    Fire Servant:

    Double Ouch

    Primordal Hydra:

    Exponentially increasing Ouch

    Emrakul, the Aeon-Storm:

    Biggest Ouch

    Jace the Mind Sculptor:

    redacted
  • Thuran
    Thuran Posts: 456 Mover and Shaker
    edited August 2018
    genesis wave:

    "I'll just turn my library face up"

    Sarkhan el loco:
    "Spanish makes everything better"

    Descend upon the fishermen:
    "French doesn't"

    French version of "Delay":
    "It really doesn't"

    Edited since the French card name was censored
  • Tilwin90
    Tilwin90 Posts: 662 Critical Contributor
    Opens tiny DOM pack
    Would you look at that! I just got my hands Jodah... .... .... third time this month  >:)
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Zur, the Enchanter:

    Don't want friends? Boy, do I have a commander for YOU!
  • Brakkis
    Brakkis Posts: 777 Critical Contributor
    The Dragon War:
    You think you'll play as the Elder Dragons? Hahahahahahaha.
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Return of the God Pharaoh:

    Imagine you were sent into space to fix the Hubble Telescope, but you forgot your toolkit back in Florida. Are you imagining that? Now, imagine you never wanted to be an astronaut in the first place...
  • FindingHeart8
    FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
    DumasAG said:
    Return of the God Pharaoh:

    Imagine you were sent into space to fix the Hubble Telescope, but you forgot your toolkit back in Florida. Are you imagining that? Now, imagine you never wanted to be an astronaut in the first place...
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