Badly Describe Something in MTG or MTGPQ

FindingHeart8
FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
in MtGPQ General Discussion
Take something related to mtg or mtgpq.  Whether it be lore or an actual card.

Then ruin it. :D


I'm going to leave a post I left in another thread as an example:

Kamigawa
So there were humans and spirits and snakes and stuff.  They fought and somebody won.

Mirrodin:
So there was a planet full of metal, but then it got Phyrexianized.  Just oil and sadness now...

Ravnica:
Buildings man...there's lots of them here.  Sometimes there's people in the buildings, sometimes they're outside...next to the buildings.  Lots and lots of buildings.

Theros:
Gods don't like each other and everybody is an enchantment.

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  • FindingHeart8
    FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited August 2018
    Lich's Mastery
    I'm gone and dead but naaa na na nah, na nah na nah cant touch this !
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Communication between the playerbase and the development team:
    It happens!

  • Mburn7
    Mburn7 Posts: 3,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    Infect:

    What is this "health" of which you speak?
  • Thuran
    Thuran Posts: 456 Mover and Shaker
    Imminent doom:

    "I'm going to murder you!!!.....eventually...."
  • FindingHeart8
    FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited August 2018
    Jace

    I was originally not so great, but then I was okay if I wasn't clueless, and then I could cast spells faster with the more clothes I took off.
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Thuran said:
    Imminent doom:

    "I'm going to murder you!!!.....eventually...."
    Imminent Doom:

    "Please don't have demolish... Please don't have demolish..."
  • Thuran
    Thuran Posts: 456 Mover and Shaker
    Blue sun:
    " I see a bad sun rising, I see trouble on the way!"
  • DBJones
    DBJones Posts: 803 Critical Contributor
    Squee:
    "I died? Nah."
  • Mburn7
    Mburn7 Posts: 3,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    DBJones said:
    Squee:
    "I died? Nah."
    Journey to Eternity:

    Squee, but for everyone
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  • Mburn7
    Mburn7 Posts: 3,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited August 2018
    Thuran said:
    Blue sun:
    " I see a bad sun rising, I see trouble on the way!"
    Emrakul:

    "Don't go out tonight, well its bound to take your life"
  • Brakkis
    Brakkis Posts: 777 Critical Contributor
    edited August 2018
    The game does this for us -

  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Brakkis said:
    The game does this for us -

    Story Mode:

    It tells a story and isn't just a series of AI encounters
  • Mburn7
    Mburn7 Posts: 3,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    MarvinFine said:
    Vintage

    The late game is turn 2.
    Commander:

    Infinite on turn 3 or 4?
  • Thuran
    Thuran Posts: 456 Mover and Shaker
    Ghalta:

    "Casting costs are for chumps!"
  • DumasAG
    DumasAG Posts: 719 Critical Contributor
    Etali:

    What's yours is mine. And mine... And mine... And mine...
  • wereotter
    wereotter Posts: 2,070 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ixalan

    Come to Azor's ornate floor tile emporium! You'll never want to leave!*

    *your ability to leave may or may not be connected to said ornate floor tile which you may or may not ever see or gain ownership of. Shut up I'm a giant kitty with wings, and I'll give my floor tile to whoever I want! You're not the boss of me! Also I ruined hundreds of other worlds and made them build statues of me.
  • FindingHeart8
    FindingHeart8 Posts: 2,731 Chairperson of the Boards
    Traxos

    Everything you never wanted.
  • Thuran
    Thuran Posts: 456 Mover and Shaker
    Hanweir:

    "There goes the neighboorhood"
  • Gunmix25
    Gunmix25 Posts: 1,442 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited August 2018
    Ravnica:
    uh, are you sure this is Ravnica because this sure looks like Coruscant.


    Bolas 2:

    *stares at the giant slime covered dark green cocoon on the floor and looks at Gizmo* 

     "oh man... I'm really going to regret leaving the pizza out after midnight, aren't I?


    Reliquary Tower:

    Every time I play this ... I think of my ex and my bank account.







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