Church of Patches preparing to recruit ONE

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  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Though I walk through thy valley of death I shall fear no evil, because I have a level 141 patch, with six sharp pointy adamanty claws, a healing ability, animal instincts and a couple of high level friends to make me the best at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Recruiting is closed for now. Thank you for your interest. We have a short list of players queued to fill potential openings in the near future so I'll let you guys know when your spot in the queue comes up if we get future openings.

    Blades be with you
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    We have a member who must over see insurgent sugar trafficking in a third world nation where Internet will not be available so he has asked us to replace him for the good of the church.

    We appreciate the sentiment nazgul and hope you return to air conditioning and wifi soon.

    As such, I would like to officially open the recruitment door again

    To recap: We are ace of blades top 10 fairly often blah blah blah. I assume by now most people know

    Wed like someone capable (not required just capable) of scoring 1000+ but routinely scores around 900+. We want you to be active in game, participate in the chat, and not be a jerk. Active being more important than roster

    I can't offer you cookies bc a CERTAIN young lady backed out of our intra-alliance cookie understanding

    Pm myself and qtquazar with your dudes, average pvp score etc. Also whipping out a little personality won't hurt. If we've spoken recently and you're still interested also let me know. Thanks
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Holy spam. Listen guys, don't fall for their deceptive tactics. Beats are ok but if you have the money get some Bose headphones.with beats you're just paying for the name brand to be one of the cool kids. And they're not even designed by monster anymore!

    Odyssey putters are good though. That being said, Aaron, what's up with your spam police app? We need deletion, stat! I've been saying stat more than usual...

    Now that I've over spammed the spammers, recruitment is still ongoing. Join ace of blades for all your landscaping, cutlery, and alliance reward needs!
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    There is darkness on the horizon. The mighty, once nestled safely under their S.H.I.E.L.D of dominance have chosen to lay down arms against oppressive forces. The twerknasium of Django has seen their creamy hamstrings gyrate under a new, brave frontier. As the rubenesque asgardian sits merrily on his throne of cornbread, I look to the old scriptures for guidance.
    qtquazar wrote:
    O troubled ones. Let us rejoice with slashing glee!

    Yea, sayeth the bearded one of blades to thee, I tell thee truthfully that the Church of Patches has opened Its doors and is welcoming new brethren into its alliance. Cigars not provided.

    ...and yay I say unto thee, verily, abandon thine false god of thunder, be not a Thor-loser, and come thee unto the Church of Patches.

    ...where all other worshipers and playstyles unite below His guidance, and are worthy of consideration

    ...where every board offers up an abundance of strike tiles, and even the lowliest amongst thine three might triumph through righteous choices

    ...where the false god Thor uses his evil cascades to slay thine party, but lo! Patches lives, and all the jewels of thine eyes now beareth his sign, AND HIS VENGEANCE SHALL STRIKE DOWN THE WICKED THOR WITH SLASHING WRATH AND FURY

    The name of our most sacred order shalt be the "Ace of Blades". Seek, and mayhap thou shalt find the path of most righteous fury.

    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is THE BEST THERE IS.

    Xmen.

    Blades be with you my brothers, sisters, and kittys
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    We're ace of blades, we're pretty good, burnout, don't be a jerk etc etc etc

    One slot open
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Holy Tinykitty, does Thy Bladed One require human sacrifice that often?
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    sup123 wrote:
    Holy Tinykitty, does Thy Bladed One require human sacrifice that often?

    Only when there's a sanguine moon

    ...and Tuesdays. Tuesdays is human sacrifice and watch last night's episode of "castle" night
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    I can assure anyone interested that there is ABSOLUTELY no pressure.

    We play as we wish, and it just works. We have some very good players.

    Ace of Blades is a really cool Alliance.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Anyone that thinks we're a hardcore organized alliance hasn't been paying attention.

    But for those not in the know this pretty much sums us up
    dlaw008 wrote:
    Ace of Blades is the punk chick with the tattoo sleeves and facial piercings that will totally sleep with you, but might actually hurt you in the process.

    So prospective recruits, don't be intimidated. We put out. Especially smokecat, that mans a sexual tyrannosaurus
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Ace of Blades is one of the rare Alliances being balanced.

    Stayed in the Top 10, unlike many other Season 1 Top 10 Alliances without pressuring anyone.

    We gave a good home and shelter to an ex X-Men icon_e_smile.gif
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Also, please pm me and qt, don't just apply in game. We're not looking for the strong silent type

    Looking at you dark silence! icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Ryz-aus
    Ryz-aus Posts: 386
    arktos1971 wrote:
    Ace of Blades is one of the rare Alliances being balanced.

    Stayed in the Top 10, unlike many other Season 1 Top 10 Alliances without pressuring anyone.

    We gave a good home and shelter to an ex X-Men icon_e_smile.gif

    No pressure? I'm not sure we can stick with that. From now on I'm shaking my head disappointedly at whoever's in our bottom five.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ryz-aus wrote:
    arktos1971 wrote:
    Ace of Blades is one of the rare Alliances being balanced.

    Stayed in the Top 10, unlike many other Season 1 Top 10 Alliances without pressuring anyone.

    We gave a good home and shelter to an ex X-Men icon_e_smile.gif

    No pressure? I'm not sure we can stick with that. From now on I'm shaking my head disappointedly at whoever's in our bottom five.

    Well yes, Ryz may give you the frowning of a lifetime. But only bc he misses America and it's relatively cheap movies
  • Ryz-aus
    Ryz-aus Posts: 386
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Ryz-aus wrote:
    arktos1971 wrote:
    Ace of Blades is one of the rare Alliances being balanced.

    Stayed in the Top 10, unlike many other Season 1 Top 10 Alliances without pressuring anyone.

    We gave a good home and shelter to an ex X-Men icon_e_smile.gif

    No pressure? I'm not sure we can stick with that. From now on I'm shaking my head disappointedly at whoever's in our bottom five.

    Well yes, Ryz may give you the frowning of a lifetime. But only bc he misses America and it's relatively cheap movies

    And tacos, I really miss tacos.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Anyone that thinks we're a hardcore organized alliance hasn't been paying attention.

    But for those not in the know this pretty much sums us up
    dlaw008 wrote:
    Ace of Blades is the punk chick with the tattoo sleeves and facial piercings that will totally sleep with you, but might actually hurt you in the process.

    So prospective recruits, don't be intimidated. We put out. Especially smokecat, that mans a sexual tyrannosaurus

    I DO what I can for the alliance...just don't get attached and become a stalker like AB
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Whatever dude, you're just jjjjjjealous I have a frolicsome colt

    I do wish you weren't so distant towards me though icon_e_sad.gif

    Oh yeah, still recruiting and stuff. Ace of blades. "We throw in a random person off the streets and jump into 6th!"

    Edit: no more recruiting. Go away. Read some books
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Also, please pm me and qt, don't just apply in game. We're not looking for the strong silent type

    Looking at you dark silence! icon_e_biggrin.gif

    .......

    ...

    I have been summoned.
  • Ryz-aus
    Ryz-aus Posts: 386
    Dark Silence wrote:
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Also, please pm me and qt, don't just apply in game. We're not looking for the strong silent type

    Looking at you dark silence! icon_e_biggrin.gif

    .......

    ...

    I have been summoned.

    Well now you're going to have to change your name to "Dark speaks occasionally"
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Bump, bump, bump it up...

    Recruiting is officially open again to find a guy/gal that likes to have a good time.

    We are a casual alliance that finishes top 10 consistently (accidentally mind you!) cause we ENJOY every aspect of the game...fun, light, active, chatty is the glove we are looking for. PM myself and Arktos1971 and lets see if we are good fit!

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