Church of Patches preparing to recruit ONE

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  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    We have filled our "for sure" quota. There's still a maybe so while the next open slot does not have a set schedule I'd like to collect the interest now so as to make the decision quickly if/when the time comes

    Other applicants, You will be considered for the potential upcoming slot if you're still interested
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited May 2014
    alliance found.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    992 got you third? YOUR BRACKET IS WEAK, LIKE UKRAINE! I'll pm you our standard follow up questions
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    992 got you third? YOUR BRACKET IS WEAK, LIKE UKRAINE! I'll pm you our standard follow up questions
    lol -shrugs- im quite the lucky bastard. stay pressed.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Still looking for a new recruit

    We are the match 3 collective know as ace of blades. 10th in season 1, we are men of power and virility. But even the mightiest sometimes need to tend to other things besides matchy matchy.

    As such we are still in the recruitment process to replace members who have chosen to take a break. What we want...

    1. Have a decent roster that can consistently score 900 plus, 1000+ if you really wanted to (1000+ not required, just don't want people killing themselves for 900 just to make lord qt happy) when it's all said and done active will trump roster. It's about pts people

    can we officially refer to all alliance founders as lord? If that's still just for klingsor I apologize and walk away shamed and humbled

    2. Be social! Talk in the chat, say something stupid in the forums. It's fun! Ghosts members are not. If you're not going to be fun we don't like you

    3. Don't be a jerk! This is a game. Yes we want to do well but not at the price of fun

    So these are the foundations. If you are a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity, come on down! If you ever wanted to have an office an the head of a tyrannosaurus Rex, this is also the place for you. Referrals available upon request

    Post here or contact myself and qtquazar via pm to express interest. Do it now... FOR GLORY!
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Recruiting closed forr now. If another slot opens we will post again in similar fashion. Thanks everyone!
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Are you a stylin and profilin, limousine riding, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin and dealin son of a gun?

    Have you ever wanted to wear sequin gowns and feather boas. If so, ace of blades is recruiting a-gain!

    Please look sabu.jpg for more information.

    As always, post here or pm myself and qtquazar

    We'll want to know how many pts you typically score in pvp, where your rosters at, and if you plan to be active in chat

    Active in game and chat > roster. Don't be a lemon, be a rosebud
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    If you are still recruiting would you mind considering me as a player to represent the church of patches. I am a devout user of the one true attack tile king, and often go into a berserker rage taking down all who would stray upon my path. In all seriousness I have a decent roster, I am not going to bore you with the details, but it contains a level 141 patch, mags and lazy thor. I consistently rank in top 10 in pvp and 98 percent of the time I score over 900 + points. I came 3rd in season one and currently have over 3000 points in season two (I haven't touched simulator yet and have about 200 points in psylocke).
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Looking for a son of a gun?
    I can over you a daughter of a gun and a devoted Patch Fan (my first character I leveled to 141)

    I'm looking for a new alliance cause mine (leathal legion) is falling apart due to a lot of burn outs and I'm sick of missing covers I need :/
    I would stay with you for at least Season 2 (or longer if I like you guys).
    I like to chat and I'm a daily player, making about 800 points in PVP and decent points in PVE.

    Wanna give me a new home? icon_e_smile.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    ooo a kitty!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    AlexielKitty wrote:
    Looking for a son of a gun?
    I can over you a daughter of a gun and a devoted Patch Fan (my first character I leveled to 141)
    AlexielKitty wrote:
    Wanna give me a new home? icon_e_smile.gif

    I like this idea. icon_cool.gif

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  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Haha! Oh smokecat...

    I am Arogntbastrd, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man (or woman...OR kitty) not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Ace of blades, an alliance where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Ace of blades can become your alliance as well.

    New requirement! Fun will be the tie breaker! We're already top 50 always and top 10 if we accidentally play more than intended so we would like people who like to play AND are fun

    So. Prospective recruits. As part of your information package, would you kindly send a joke, a meme, something to clue us in to whether or not you have a sense of humor

    We don't want quiet, but I suppose boring but won't shut up wouldn't be much better

    Also, bonus points if you get any of my references
  • Dreylin
    Dreylin Posts: 241
    Dude seriously, I have to be funny now!? Carp. icon_e_sad.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Dreylin, you have should to be funny FOREVER. icon_lol.gif

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    OTERSEY wrote:
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    Nice signature ^^

    Do I really have to be funny? Guys I can be funny spontaneously, but I really know not a single joke in English, so mea culpa icon_lol.gif

    But I can offer you some cookies

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBhosbmKx2jmdvYQOqJwVTfYSMkPRG9VvToaNC8TMpxxc9Q1bB
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Hmmm. We do need a new cookie maker...

    Consider yourself a solid maybe
  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Also, bonus points if you get any of my references
    "In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!"

    That dude was a ****. I much preferred the sentient potato.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    HailMary wrote:
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Also, bonus points if you get any of my references
    "In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!"

    That dude was a ****. I much preferred the sentient potato.

    Hey. He got things done. What dystopian societies have you created?

    NO points for you!
  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    Arogntbastrd wrote:
    Hey. He got things done. What dystopian societies have you created?

    NO points for you!
    Go slap yourself for the next 15 minutes straight, would you kindly.
  • Arogntbastrd
    Arogntbastrd Posts: 1,009 Chairperson of the Boards
    Well that was uncalled for.

    Also. Uh. Recruitment is still open despite the nonsensical banter.

    Don't mind HM he's just upset at me for love taps issued and not issued over the last couple of weeks

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