You know you're playing MPQ too much if...

Twysta
Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
edited April 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
So all these new confession threads reminded me that no that game forum is complete without one of these threads. So...

You know you're playing MPQ too much if...


...you change your sleeping patterns to adjust for tournament times.
...when you actually go outside all you can think about is MPQ and the prizes you could be missing out on.
...you develop RSI.
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  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
    ...you're on the forum. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Clintman
    Clintman Posts: 757 Critical Contributor
    You consider the cost of adding a beasty player to your alliance is worth more than buying another cover for your Black Panther.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    ...you see icons on Your PC desktop and immediately start looking for matches.
  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
    ...you almost (or) have max covers on every character - and you've never even bought a cover with HP.

    ...your name is Nemek.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You know your best characters' max health quantities by heart.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    FoxMulder wrote:
    You know your best characters' max health quantities by heart.

    ...You know 40% hp value of the most common maxed enemies.
  • Puritas
    Puritas Posts: 670 Critical Contributor
    Your girlfriend starts asking you if she's your first girlfriend or MPQ is
  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
    Puritas wrote:
    Your girlfriend starts asking you if she's your first girlfriend or MPQ is

    ...and then you tell them it's MPQ?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Puritas wrote:
    Your girlfriend starts asking you if she's your first girlfriend or MPQ is

    You're good until she starts asking you if she's going to be your last girlfriend or if MPQ has usurped that role as well.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Twysta wrote:
    Puritas wrote:
    Your girlfriend starts asking you if she's your first girlfriend or MPQ is

    ...and then you tell them it's MPQ?

    Bazinga! Lol. It's the obvious response but I was gonna say it too. Haha!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Clint wrote:
    You consider the cost of adding a beasty player to your alliance is worth more than buying another cover for your Black Panther.

    It's all about the long game icon_e_smile.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    "Hmm..I wonder if the event reset yet."
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    When you spouse asks you, "are you gonna grind MPQ or me?" Because you forgot your nighttime plans. (Drops phone immediately).
  • akboyce
    akboyce Posts: 285 Mover and Shaker
    EvilSonGoku wrote:
    When you spouse asks you, "are you gonna grind MPQ or me?" Because you forgot your nighttime plans. (Drops phone immediately).

    You claim the spouse but in the back of your mind you know the answer is both....

    That only becomes a problem if you try to grind both at the same time.

    Remember folks one at a time. One at a time.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You know you're playing MPQ too much if your playing it on the fairswheel at the fair.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You lay in bed and you see cascades behind your eyelids.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Your missions or opponents are worth 1 point.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Unity wrote:
    You know you're playing MPQ too much if your playing it on the fairswheel at the fair.

    I believe it's referred to as a Ferris wheel.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    when you go buy a packet of food, you expect a ghost of a chance at a three star burger.
    you get a sloppy two star version instead. icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    When you grind a level 3 doctor doom for 20 crystals cause you need to level up

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