A letter from the heart

Dear Mr. Ragnorak,

Or should i call you "GODLIKE POWER"? We here are tired of been on the receiving end of your infinite cascades that not only give you more power but also those around you. It has come to my attention from some of my fellow kin, namely Mr. Frank Castle and Ms. Natasha Romanov, that you have been bullying them for the last 8 days.

Now we do not condone such behaviour, and frankly find it appalling that you must repeatedly spam your powers. We cannot tolerate this any longer as not only does your power cascade into Venoms Devour but also Bulleyes protect tiles, and lets face it, they are pretty damn annoying too.

Upon further reflection we have decided that there is no other means than to expel you from our event. Consider this letter as a 2 day notice. From there you will no longer be welcome. Also please tell Moonstone that her Photon Blast is a **** too.

Yours sincerely

Mr. Noob
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  • Dear Mr. Ragnorak,

    Or should i call you "GODLIKE POWER"? We here are tired of been on the receiving end of your infinite cascades that not only give you more power but also those around you. It has come to my attention from some of my fellow kin, namely Mr. Frank Castle and Ms. Natasha Romanov, that you have been bullying them for the last 8 days.

    Now we do not condone such behaviour, and frankly find it appalling that you must repeatedly spam your powers. We cannot tolerate this any longer as not only does your power cascade into Venoms Devour but also Bulleyes protect tiles, and lets face it, they are pretty damn annoying too.

    Upon further reflection we have decided that there is no other means than to expel you from our event. Consider this letter as a 2 day notice. From there you will no longer be welcome. Also please tell Moonstone that her Photon Blast is a **** too.

    Yours sincerely

    Mr. Noob

    Dear Mr.Noob,

    You should have seen me in my truly god-like pre Nerf days. I was truly LEGEND-wait for it - ARY!

    Now I am as useful as a one legged man in a butt kicking competition

    Regards,
    Ragnarok
  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    Dear Mr. Ragnorak,

    Or should i call you "GODLIKE POWER"? We here are tired of been on the receiving end of your infinite cascades that not only give you more power but also those around you...

    Now we do not condone such behaviour, and frankly find it appalling that you must repeatedly spam your powers...

    P.S. - Your faceless underlings who endlessly poop green AP for you like dysenteric leprechauns can go f--- themselves, too.
  • Would you rather have Ares in there then?
  • Hold on a minute....

    I'm still stuck on dysenteric leprechauns.
  • ****! I am now snorting and choking on the train to work in a vain attempt not to laugh my **** off. Best. Thread. Ever.
  • HailMary wrote:
    Dear Mr. Ragnorak,

    Or should i call you "GODLIKE POWER"? We here are tired of been on the receiving end of your infinite cascades that not only give you more power but also those around you...

    Now we do not condone such behaviour, and frankly find it appalling that you must repeatedly spam your powers...

    P.S. - Your faceless underlings who endlessly poop green AP for you like dysenteric leprechauns can go f--- themselves, too.

    Don't forget the purple poop - there was a node with venom and rags and one of these tinykitties, I got caught in a symbiote snare loop that lasted for about 7 turns, nearly wiped out my team! True story.
  • Justdangit wrote:
    Would you rather have Ares in there then?
    I find Ares a lot easier to handle than Mr Random Cascade of Death. I only need to worry about his sunder which is why I take him out first. One day his countdown tile will actually fall somewhere in the middle of the board for me, not right down below where I can't get it. **** move.
  • Justdangit wrote:
    Would you rather have Ares in there then?
    I find Ares a lot easier to handle than Mr Random Cascade of Death.

    Really?

    For me Ares always goes down first because he's a huge pain in the tinykitty. If left unchecked he crushes my team in a very short time.

    Ragnarok? Annoying, but I've found out that I can laugh at him while eating the damage he dishes out. Usually he goes down as last, especially when paired with Venom or Moonstone (holy ****, I cannot find a way to play her right, but when she's against me, BAM, 5k damage Photon blast)
  • Ares replacing ragnok? I will pass. Onslaught would be DEADLY at level 230, and sunder could down one of your characters in one turn. Imagine if the ai hit cascades of green or a cascade of desert tiles.
  • Ragnarok with 2 snipers = enough green AP for godlike power to be spammed every turn. Bane of my hulk event is that combo icon_e_smile.gif
  • I find Juggernaut + 2 Snipers way worse to me. Once he triggers red ap = byebye.
  • Agreed. Best thread ever.

    I usually save Ragnarok for last. If he's paired up with other Dark Avengers, they usually can hit for more damage, so long as I keep Rags away from red. If he's paired up with snipers - they hit for more damage, and I can use OBW to heal up to full strength while taking Raggy down last.
  • datmi wrote:
    I find Juggernaut + 2 Snipers way worse to me. Once he triggers red ap = byebye.

    This, as annoying as ragnarok is with his cascades and feeding the other ****, this is the worst combo ever, after 2 turns you're getting head-butted.
  • Ragnorak and........ Daken.

    Now there is another one that pissed me off this week. Red strike tiles EVERYWHERE. I would rather deal with snipers and demolitions all day long than those two.
  • Kappei wrote:
    Moonstone (holy ****, I cannot find a way to play her right, but when she's against me, BAM, 5k damage Photon blast)

    Facing her when she's 2-3 times higher level than you're able to play her makes this hurt a little more. Kinda like how Daken is useless on your team, but a murderous tear-drinking god when he's a PVE opponent.
  • mags1587
    mags1587 Posts: 1,020 Chairperson of the Boards
    Ragnorak and........ Daken.

    Now there is another one that pissed me off this week. Red strike tiles EVERYWHERE. I would rather deal with snipers and demolitions all day long than those two.

    I hate fighting Daken. It's not just the strike tiles, it's that he has a passive heal so match damage doesn't have much of an affect on him, and that annoyingly slow animation any time I match green. Bullseye's animation is just as annoying but his protect tiles aren't as bad as the strike tiles.

    Seriously, I will fight Rangnorak or Juggs any day of the week over Daken.

    And any type of all-goon fight is fun for me. I have complete control over the board without the AI making any moves at all.
  • Unity wrote:
    Ares replacing ragnok? I will pass. Onslaught would be DEADLY at level 230, and sunder could down one of your characters in one turn. Imagine if the ai hit cascades of green or a cascade of desert tiles.

    I think he does something like 503 damage per green AP at 230 IIRC, but don't worry, you get HALF those AP off him to do bugger all with.

    Love the way heroes/villains which are meant to go to high level have scaled back damage per AP to compensate then they scale bad guys 1:1 up to 230 and let them loose. If it had been Ares with 2 snipers i'd have gone spare. 4 green AP per turn which they don't spend cause deadly shot is free, giving Ares a 4k Onslaught every other turn would have been ridiculous.

    Then there's Jugger.... Almost 1k damage per AP headbutts on 2 red matches? Why the hell not???? icon_twisted.gif

    Overall Rags is one of my favourite villains to see icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Ragnorak and........ Daken.

    Now there is another one that pissed me off this week. Red strike tiles EVERYWHERE. I would rather deal with snipers and demolitions all day long than those two.

    Send in Loki for fun. I tried a few games with bulls and daken that way, unless you die early becomes pretty good. Use your patch too.
  • fedlex20
    fedlex20 Posts: 303 Mover and Shaker
    I dont know why but i found the combination of moonstone and 2 spies the worst. She Gravity warped my butt every turn. EVERY TURN.
  • NotYou13
    NotYou13 Posts: 104
    bonfire01 wrote:
    Unity wrote:
    Ares replacing ragnok? I will pass. Onslaught would be DEADLY at level 230, and sunder could down one of your characters in one turn. Imagine if the ai hit cascades of green or a cascade of desert tiles.

    I think he does something like 503 damage per green AP at 230 IIRC, but don't worry, you get HALF those AP off him to do bugger all with.

    Love the way heroes/villains which are meant to go to high level have scaled back damage per AP to compensate then they scale bad guys 1:1 up to 230 and let them loose. If it had been Ares with 2 snipers i'd have gone spare. 4 green AP per turn which they don't spend cause deadly shot is free, giving Ares a 4k Onslaught every other turn would have been ridiculous.

    Then there's Jugger.... Almost 1k damage per AP headbutts on 2 red matches? Why the hell not???? icon_twisted.gif

    Overall Rags is one of my favourite villains to see icon_e_biggrin.gif

    This. 230 Juggs and Ares can pretty much die in a fire. The only way I've found to even sometimes kill them is a permanent stunlock. All it takes is two red matches from Juggs or two green matches from Ares to oneshot any hero I have.