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Arondite
Arondite Posts: 1,188 Chairperson of the Boards
edited May 2015 in MPQ General Discussion
Thor
Iron Man
The Hulk
Captain America
Hawkeye
The Black Widow
The Vision

all duke it out (Morals on). Who wins?
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  • DaveR4470
    DaveR4470 Posts: 931 Critical Contributor
    The WWE needs to get on this stat. Battle Royale!!!!

    Here's the order in which they're thrown out of the ring by my accounting:

    (1) Hawkeye. Probably picked up and thrown into a wall by Hulk.
    (2) Captain America. Resigns on principle.
    (3) Black Widow. Not enough firepower to hang with these guys.
    (4) Iron Man. Hulk smash red puppet!
    (5) Hulk. Least strategic of the last three, so he'll lose.
    (6) Thor. He's the warrior, he lives for this stuff. But he won't win, because the winner will be....

    Vision. His soft spot is his love for humanity. He'll defend himself, but try to protect everyone else. But then when it's just down to him and Thor, he'll rip Thor into his constituent atoms. Why?

    "He is not a human."
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Iron Man will win.
    All he had to do just release the

    (1) Hawkeyebuster
    (2) Capbuster
    (3) Widowbuster
    (4) Visionbuster
    (5) Hulkbuster
    (6) Thorbuster

    all by the same time via remote control.

    (or for the game version (UMVC3), he could just release one only, the Galactusbuster to fight them all).
  • Arondite
    Arondite Posts: 1,188 Chairperson of the Boards
    Arondite wrote:
    Thor
    Iron Man
    The Hulk
    Captain America
    Hawkeye
    The Black Widow
    The Vision

    all duke it out (Morals on). Who wins?

    For what it's worth, my ranking goes like this

    The Vision
    Hulk
    Thor
    Iron Man
    Hawkeye
    The Black Widow
    Captain America


    Morals off would've been a bit different -
    Thor
    The Vision
    Hulk
    Iron Man
    Captain America
    The Black Widow
    Hawkeye
  • Malcrof
    Malcrof Posts: 5,971 Chairperson of the Boards
    I think you guys are killing Hawkeye too soon, if he can make it do a decent camp spot, he could take out Widow, Cap, and possibly Thor with arrows.. and with a very lucky explosive shot, maybe damage IM enough to take stark out if he breaches the armor.

    If it is free-for-all, it seems they would be way to distracted working on hulk first, he could get some nice shots in on the rest.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    As long as flying an opponent into space is not allowed, Hulk wins.
  • Jasonzakibe
    Jasonzakibe Posts: 89 Match Maker
    Cap wins. That's what he does. He wins.
  • snlf25
    snlf25 Posts: 947 Critical Contributor
    Batman wins.
  • Arondite
    Arondite Posts: 1,188 Chairperson of the Boards
    shade_tree wrote:
    As long as flying an opponent into space is not allowed, Hulk wins.

    Naw, Thor has too many ways to beat hulk without even interacting with him. (Worldwide lightning, planet busting gravity blast, channeling earth's energy through Mjolnir, and failing all else - the GodBlast.) even IF thor decided to have a punching contest with Hulk, Hulks still only got like a 50/50 at that - base Thor has strength comparable to Bloodlusted hulk in the comics. And lastly - of course BFR is an option.
    Malcrof wrote:
    I think you guys are killing Hawkeye too soon, if he can make it do a decent camp spot, he could take out Widow, Cap, and possibly Thor with arrows.. and with a very lucky explosive shot, maybe damage IM enough to take stark out if he breaches the armor.

    If it is free-for-all, it seems they would be way to distracted working on hulk first, he could get some nice shots in on the rest.

    Hawkeye killing thor?

    :/
  • Malcrof
    Malcrof Posts: 5,971 Chairperson of the Boards
    Arondite wrote:
    shade_tree wrote:
    As long as flying an opponent into space is not allowed, Hulk wins.

    Naw, Thor has too many ways to beat hulk without even interacting with him. (Worldwide lightning, planet busting gravity blast, channeling earth's energy through Mjolnir, and failing all else - the GodBlast.) even IF thor decided to have a punching contest with Hulk, Hulks still only got like a 50/50 at that - base Thor has strength comparable to Bloodlusted hulk in the comics. And lastly - of course BFR is an option.
    Malcrof wrote:
    I think you guys are killing Hawkeye too soon, if he can make it do a decent camp spot, he could take out Widow, Cap, and possibly Thor with arrows.. and with a very lucky explosive shot, maybe damage IM enough to take stark out if he breaches the armor.

    If it is free-for-all, it seems they would be way to distracted working on hulk first, he could get some nice shots in on the rest.

    Hawkeye killing thor?

    :/

    Thor is not invulnerable.. Asgardians die in wars.. it could happen!
  • san
    san Posts: 421 Mover and Shaker
    I think it's pretty clear that in this particular situation, Deadpool would win.

    He already knows he's in a comic. All he needs to do is teleport out, and rip up the page. Then he'd go to Taco Bell.
  • DaveR4470
    DaveR4470 Posts: 931 Critical Contributor
    It also kinda depends on WHICH comic book version of Hulk you're talking about. Grey Hulk probably wouldn't do as well as early era rage-monster Hulk...
  • jackstar0
    jackstar0 Posts: 1,280 Chairperson of the Boards
    You guys should try Heroclix.
  • Lidolas
    Lidolas Posts: 500
    Malcrof wrote:
    I think you guys are killing Hawkeye too soon, if he can make it do a decent camp spot, he could take out Widow, Cap, and possibly Thor with arrows.. and with a very lucky explosive shot, maybe damage IM enough to take stark out if he breaches the armor.

    If it is free-for-all, it seems they would be way to distracted working on hulk first, he could get some nice shots in on the rest.

    Hawkeye has beaten Iron Man a few times times in comics while IM's only beat Clint once, that I'm aware of. I think the free-for-all nature would also be to his advantage, with everyone focusing on Hulk, Thor and Iron Man. But I could also see Natasha taking him out of his perch while he's turning Hulk into a pin cushion.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arondite wrote:
    shade_tree wrote:
    As long as flying an opponent into space is not allowed, Hulk wins.

    Naw, Thor has too many ways to beat hulk without even interacting with him. (Worldwide lightning, planet busting gravity blast, channeling earth's energy through Mjolnir, and failing all else - the GodBlast.) even IF thor decided to have a punching contest with Hulk, Hulks still only got like a 50/50 at that - base Thor has strength comparable to Bloodlusted hulk in the comics. And lastly - of course BFR is an option.
    Hulk killed Thor with Thor getting Hulk mad enough that he was able to lift Mjolnir. Hulk Smash!
  • Arondite
    Arondite Posts: 1,188 Chairperson of the Boards
    shade_tree wrote:
    Arondite wrote:
    shade_tree wrote:
    As long as flying an opponent into space is not allowed, Hulk wins.

    Naw, Thor has too many ways to beat hulk without even interacting with him. (Worldwide lightning, planet busting gravity blast, channeling earth's energy through Mjolnir, and failing all else - the GodBlast.) even IF thor decided to have a punching contest with Hulk, Hulks still only got like a 50/50 at that - base Thor has strength comparable to Bloodlusted hulk in the comics. And lastly - of course BFR is an option.
    Hulk killed Thor with Thor getting Hulk mad enough that he was able to lift Mjolnir. Hulk Smash!

    They've each defeated one another on multiple occasions. Funny thing is, all of hulks wins against thor come from things like lifting the hammer...obvious PIS.

    How is hulk going to lift it while being unworthy? Brute strength? When even cosmic entities and entities like Odin can't lift it with brute strength? Come on. come on.

    Meanwhile Thor has numerous weapons that can defeat Hulk that actually make sense. Morals on I give it to hulk, sure, because Thor is a softy. But morals off or Thor is bloodlusted? He can solo the avengers listed here (minus Vision) all vs him at once, lmao.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Arondite wrote:
    How is hulk going to lift it while being unworthy? Brute strength? When even cosmic entities and entities like Odin can't lift it with brute strength? Come on. come on.
    Are you actually trying to apply logic to comic books?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Thor's Mjolnir can make a shield that can take an explosion strong enough to destroy 20% of the universe (or was it the galaxy?), so I guess nothing could hold him back if he used this frequently. He even revived people with his hammer right.
  • Arondite
    Arondite Posts: 1,188 Chairperson of the Boards
    shade_tree wrote:
    Arondite wrote:
    How is hulk going to lift it while being unworthy? Brute strength? When even cosmic entities and entities like Odin can't lift it with brute strength? Come on. come on.
    Are you actually trying to apply logic to comic books?

    No, in fact the opposite.

    I'm saying don't use PIS from specific writers to say one character can defeat another and rely on standard feats.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    shade_tree wrote:
    Arondite wrote:
    How is hulk going to lift it while being unworthy? Brute strength? When even cosmic entities and entities like Odin can't lift it with brute strength? Come on. come on.
    Are you actually trying to apply logic to comic books?
    Where did this come from? Saying that "not even Odin can so Hulk couldnt" has nothing to do with "logic" outside of their fictional universe.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    ShionSinX wrote:
    shade_tree wrote:
    Arondite wrote:
    How is hulk going to lift it while being unworthy? Brute strength? When even cosmic entities and entities like Odin can't lift it with brute strength? Come on. come on.
    Are you actually trying to apply logic to comic books?
    Where did this come from? Saying that "not even Odin can so Hulk couldnt" has nothing to do with "logic" outside of their fictional universe.
    To say that Odin can't do it so neither can Hulk is a basic sort of logic, doesn't matter the basis of the "facts" that form the logic. The problem is that Hulk is the strongest there is and only gets stronger as he gets more angry so "logically" at some point his anger would allow him to lift the hammer which contradicts the original "logic" involving Odin. That's why I asked if he was wanting to apply logic here and not just go with story lines instead; in which case, Hulk wins. Always. icon_e_wink.gif

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