Xavier PvP, Never again

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  • Eddiemon
    Eddiemon Posts: 1,470 Chairperson of the Boards
    IceIX wrote:
    A few raw numbers:

    Professor X has been downed in this Versus Tournament 1,181,153 times as an opponent.
    He has been sacrificed for the greater good (meaning the team still won) as a player 88,768 times.

    You monsters.

    Thanks Ice. That's awesomely terrible.
  • JamieMadrox
    JamieMadrox Posts: 1,798 Chairperson of the Boards
    Having played againss a max level and buffed PX a bunch now I can say with all honest that the bald paraplegic tinykitty deserves it all. keep pouring it on him.
  • dswan3rd
    dswan3rd Posts: 205 Tile Toppler
    This single sentence was well worth the (albeit free) price of admission:

    "If I had seen a devil dino I honestly can't say I wouldn't have trundled him out front and locked the brakes on his chair."
  • loroku
    loroku Posts: 1,014 Chairperson of the Boards
    Eddiemon wrote:
    a wheelchair-bound cripple
    So, is your able-ism part of the joke? Or did you not realize this is a pejorative?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    It was definitely part of the joke. C'mon, the thought of Devil Dino putting down a Prehistoric Chomp on Charles is pretty funny.
  • Joey Jellico
    Joey Jellico Posts: 103
    Lerysh wrote:
    It was definitely part of the joke. C'mon, the thought of Devil Dino putting down a Prehistoric Chomp on Charles is pretty funny.
    At least he's not sitting on the toilet during a monsoon at an amusement park.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Eddiemon wrote:
    Dear D3 and associated entities,

    Please never have a Xavier PvP event again, or at least wait until I have a few covers.
    LMAO, you sir are a comedy genius. I laughed so hard when i read that. I did not read past that just in case you were serious.
  • IceIX
    IceIX ADMINISTRATORS Posts: 4,328 Site Admin
    Lerysh wrote:
    IceIX wrote:
    A few raw numbers:

    Professor X has been downed in this Versus Tournament 1,181,153 times as an opponent.
    He has been sacrificed for the greater good (meaning the team still won) as a player 88,768 times.

    You monsters.

    Is the second line a subset of the first line here? 1,181,153 downed as an opponenet would be just the number of battles that occoured? Or are we the AI's "opponent" and therefore if we lost our Xavier he's in that total?

    Also, sometimes my chair-wall only took 4,000 damage and didn't quite die from that thing XF did to him behind the bleachers. Any chance you can tell us how much damage Xavier took in his tournament?
    As an opponent: On the enemy team.
    As a player: On the player's team.

    I don't have an easy way of pulling exact damage done to a specific character across all matches. I can obviously poll the servers for it and pull it all, but it's not an easy piece of data to snag. I can say that in a *vast* majority of the battles that he was in and took >25% damage, he died horribly. The number of wins where he survived is around 1% of all wins as on the player's team in that case. Meaning that if he took a hit, he took *all* the hits.
  • Zen808
    Zen808 Posts: 260
    Joey Jellico wrote:
    Lerysh wrote:
    It was definitely part of the joke. C'mon, the thought of Devil Dino putting down a Prehistoric Chomp on Charles is pretty funny.
    At least he's not sitting on the toilet during a monsoon at an amusement park.

    Actually, making him sit on a toilet at any amusement park would be crueler than anything OP has done. And that's without the monsoon and Trex.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    You think this is bad? Wait until you get to the end of the gauntlet, where 6 red AP means eating 1k+ damage per turn from attack tiles along with the 5000 or so damage from ALOTT.
  • Eddiemon
    Eddiemon Posts: 1,470 Chairperson of the Boards
    loroku wrote:
    Eddiemon wrote:
    a wheelchair-bound cripple
    So, is your able-ism part of the joke? Or did you not realize this is a pejorative?

    I called him hapless, I suggested they were producing freshly crippled professors and I suggested that the most powerful telepath in the fictional world had a colostomy bag. I rolled several dozen of him out to be murdered in cruel and exotic ways. And you think that me using 'cripple' was going to hurt his feelings?

    It wasn't a politically correct post because it is difficult to paint a satirical piece about me performing socially unacceptable acts to a fictional individual while trying to only use socially acceptable phrasing. I think it would break the suspension of disbelief.

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