Troll Bridge

GothicKratos

Work it baby.

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You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get in this boy's....

nimvin

This game is so tinykitty broken. How did xf and t4or beat my max, i repeat, max level bagman and yelena? She steals ap and he locks enemies down with webbing. Why are they still making matches? This game makes no sense what so ever. Its like the devs want us to quit.

MAX LEVEL!

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evil panda wrote:

Is this the thread where I demand recompense from D3 because the Cyclops pop ups have permanently imprinted an image of Mr. Summers' shapely butt cheeks on my retinas?

Im slightly disappointed with the pop ups too. I figured Mr summers would be more muscular, he's got an office butt. I mean, he c-blocked Logan... You'd figure he'd have a better figure.

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I spent 80 bucks on healthpacks and still can't compete with 2*star rosters. This game is so dumb.

PuceMoose

TACO TOKENS R cash$$$ Grab From D3!!!1!!!

I opened 8, and only got *one*, I repeat, *ONE* non-2-star reward. OUT OF 8. At 10% odds for tree stars, I should have had at *least* five / RITE!? \
THIS GAME IS BIAS AND RIGGED

GothicKratos

DDP only gave me one cover. How is that supposed to help AT ALL!? Obviously just a cash brag to get me to buy the rest of them. I can't believe this game sometimes...

evil panda

i don't know by what nefarious means the "devs" have come by this immense power, but apparently they can:

a. cause nefarious cascades at exactly the wrong time for thousands of players in every time zone (beyonder's omniscience??!)
b. invisibly place countdown tiles where a player never sees them (sue storm??)
c. control players' minds to sell essential covers right before an event where they are needed (professor x?!1)

who is this mysterious being "DEVS" and is he/she/it some kind of omniscient Rogue-like being that steals the powers of the most powerful beings in the universe? and why does he/she/it seem to have the values system of Scrooge McDuck? is it true that it can only express itself through saying infinitesimal variations of the same phrase, "cash grab", just like Groot and Pikachu?

someone tell me what's going on please help. i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight.

GothicKratos

I bought ten ten-packs today and all I got was this lousy post.

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I recommend 40-packs. You get two free, isn't that awesome?

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adamLmpq wrote:

I really hate this game. I've been playing for about a year and a half at this point and I've hated every minute of it. I've put hundreds of dollars into it and built up a roster with every character available but it still just feels like torture every time I pick up my phone. WORST GAME EVER.







See you all tomorrow.

You owe me copyrights on this one ! I'll sue you !

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Why haven't there been any Beast rewards in forever? My Beast is sitting at 3/3/2 and I haven't been able to get anything for him the last 3 seasons! The next PVP AND PVE rewards And Deadpool Dailies should have Beast. This is a DOUBLE SCAM! FIrst d3 is trying get us to buy more hp for covers! ANDDDDD They're trying to get us to spend more money on Health packs by refusing to give out Beast's Medical Marvel for healing!! Total P2W tiny kitty

Scoregasms

daibar wrote:

Why haven't there been any Beast rewards in forever? My Beast is sitting at 3/3/2 and I haven't been able to get anything for him the last 3 seasons! The next PVP AND PVE rewards And Deadpool Dailies should have Beast. This is a DOUBLE SCAM! FIrst d3 is trying get us to buy more hp for covers! ANDDDDD They're trying to get us to spend more money on Health packs by refusing to give out Beast's Medical Marvel for healing!! Total P2W tiny kitty

Not necessary, after that one PVP season ended early, I got a free Beast Cover as compensation, some may wonder if this was a joke, but my Beast is now at 3/2/3. The Forum veterans fiendishly downplay Beast as unplayable, but they are the real trolls and making folks believe he is not even worth playing, he is in fact awesome (and was vaulted because he was breaking the game). I'm actually afraid to get more covers than 3/2/3 just because he may make the game Jamie Madrox EZ, which is in fact the secret to how Jamie Madrox rose to power to rule us all.

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Scoregasms wrote:

daibar wrote:

Why haven't there been any Beast rewards in forever? My Beast is sitting at 3/3/2 and I haven't been able to get anything for him the last 3 seasons! The next PVP AND PVE rewards And Deadpool Dailies should have Beast. This is a DOUBLE SCAM! FIrst d3 is trying get us to buy more hp for covers! ANDDDDD They're trying to get us to spend more money on Health packs by refusing to give out Beast's Medical Marvel for healing!! Total P2W tiny kitty

Not necessary, after that one PVP season ended early, I got a free Beast Cover as compensation, some may wonder if this was a joke, but my Beast is now at 3/2/3. The Forum veterans fiendishly downplay Beast as unplayable, but they are the real trolls and making folks believe he is not even worth playing, he is in fact awesome (and was vaulted because he was breaking the game). I'm actually afraid to get more covers than 3/2/3 just because he may make the game Jamie Madrox EZ, which is in fact the secret to how Jamie Madrox rose to power to rule us all.

True Fact: Jamie Madrox has a 5/5/5 Beast and never loses a match or uses a healthpack.

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orbitalint wrote:

Fast_Eddie_2 wrote:

Why does anyone keep a Beast on their team? Like 50% of my alliance have him at 1-4 covers, and it's so infuriating. I think that bagman or yelena would be a better use of that roster slot than that blue ball of blubbering bile beast.

I dunno, you have legitimate points if you say anything bad about Beast...dunno if this is troll-y enough . However, you obviously haven't used his yellow yet...it is easily one of the top 10 abilities out there [throws bait, runs away].

I have a fully covered Beast and I use him all the time. His ability to take a really long time to get going then destroy his own special tiles while healing a very small amount is crucial to my strategy. It has allowed me to finish in the top 10000 in every event I have entered.

Top 10 abilities? Yeah, Beast yellow has got to be in there, along with Reprieve and Bewilder. Doc Ock's got some really good powers too. Definitely top 10 material. Best power in the game though hands down is Grant Invisibility. 4* master race, so OP.

morph3us

My juice tastes like water!!

I really need to see a doctor about that.

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Did someone say... Troll thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

GothicKratos

Deadpooool wrote:

Did someone say... Troll thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

I was expecting this. Was not disappointed.

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GothicKratos wrote:

Deadpooool wrote:

Did someone say... Troll thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

I was expecting this. Was not disappointed.

Really? 'Cause I was expecting this.

GothicKratos

Thugpatrol wrote:

GothicKratos wrote:

Deadpooool wrote:

Did someone say... Troll thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

I was expecting this. Was not disappointed.

Really? 'Cause I was expecting this.

Wasn't sure what to expect. Wasn't disappointed.