5DeadlyVenoms (Top 2 Alliance) - Recruiting!

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edited August 2014 in MPQ Alliances
Hullo fellow forumites!

The 5DeadlyVenoms are looking for new players for our alliance!

We kicked two of our guys to the curb because the broke the following team rules:

1. They were n00bs who couldn't break 1300pts in PvP -- I mean, cumon! Too much to ask?!
2. They insisted they shouldn't be spending more HP on shields then they could earn from rewards -- Those clowns make me laugh.
3. They said nice things about Nazerith and Jozier -- They were dead to me that very instant.

I kid, I kid. Two of our members, like so many greats in the game, decided to retire from competitive MPQ-ing. They were incredible players and teammates. So I can only hope the real world they are returning to will embrace them as fondly as we did.

Now, we don't score as well as The X-Men because we don't ch... charge through opponents as skillfully.
And we aren't as respectable in as S.H.I.E.L.D because we have too many **** in our ranks.
But we are are good. We are proper good. We are, in fact, the only alliance to have secured top #2 placement in every single PvP since prehistoric times. Seriously, you can check - Devil Dino knows.

So then, if you enjoy winning, sharing tips and having a laugh - You're just the player we're looking for!* Just let me know via PM or a reply.

Cheers,
Lycra

*actually, we also need you to be the sort of player that can put up 1100pts min in PvP. Or would like to give it a good shot. With our help, It's really not that hard!
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Comments

  • Jonny1Punch
    Jonny1Punch Posts: 436 Mover and Shaker
    As an ex-venom and temporarily retired pro player, I can safely recommend to anyone that this is a great pressure-free team of awesome people. If you are looking to compete at an elite level AND have fun without excessive spending this is the team to join. With a strong roster you can hit 1100 easily and with minimal shielding........ dont let that number intimidate you!
  • Thanks for the kind words, J1P!

    If you are a consistent player and want to play at a high level, give us a shot! We've got a nice, friendly community of players who all share interest in being competitive.
  • If you want to join a competitive alliance but can't meet the PvP requirements of the 5DeadlyVenoms then why not join 5DeadlyCurses! We have a PvP min of 700 and are looking to recruit a new member! Interested? Then drop me a PM!
  • Folks this is it...the 5DeadlyToxins also have a single opening! We are conveniently located on the semi-hardcore casually almost elite pvp scale "requiring" a score of 748.069!!!

    Not as maniacally skilled and competitive as the Venoms (great jedi mentors of the methodology of color coded matching), yet not as sad and unmotivated as our friends in Curses icon_lol.gif I mean 700 pvp...that the best you can do?! 748.069 is where its at, the sweet spot of enjoying the mundane thrills of real life while having your fantastical escape into Marvel themed puzzle questing!

    See, here at Toxins we are all about promoting balance and harmony between the realms of gaming life and the other stuff.

    We also play PVE but just enough to get those top 100 covers. If you are amongst the weary masses who are fed up with PVE grinding and want to just give that Blue story tab the finger...join our friends over at 5DeadlyBanes! They are ably commanded by Raphael, who is a rockstar and clown in real life....seriously he will entertain you more than any stupid game.

    Send me a PM and give me your Facebook account so I can pre-judge you based on your public profile...I mean facilitate communication and give you VIP access to the 5Deadly Alliance archives of data spreadsheets, in-depth pvp tutorials, naught diary entries from Klingsor pre-retirement and never before seen photos of Psykopathik shooting bunnies in the woods from his days as a hardcore Venom recruiter extraordinaire :p
  • I am kinda new to the game. Been playing over a week and I'm looking for a good alliance. I play everyday and I looking to be a great player
  • BkobBryant wrote:
    I am kinda new to the game. Been playing over a week and I'm looking for a good alliance. I play everyday and I looking to be a great player

    Hey there,

    See my PM. We do have a new alliance for newer players who are looking to quickly build up there roster and learn who to most effectively level up and win those tough pvp matches. It is currently called 5DeadlyX-men and we will soon be expanding to a full 20 man roster. Feel free to apply in game!
  • ThatOneGuyjp189512
    ThatOneGuyjp189512 Posts: 543 Critical Contributor
    i only have to say this, the prizes are simply a bonus when it comes to 5(6? 7? have lost track) deadly alliances. the best part of this place is the community! they're all supportive giving all sorts of sage advice(and giving updates on football cause...world cup) and it's just been awesome. So yes people, join us...we are awesome and no pressure(for real) icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Maestro145
    Maestro145 Posts: 58
    Take me! Take me!

    O, wait! I am already there!
  • Since klingsor gone You guys turned out to be a fantastic band icon_e_smile.gif

    keep up the good work!
    elshark81 wrote:
    naught diary entries from Klingsor pre-retirement
    I'd join happily only to read those which contain the word "emeryt" icon_mrgreen.gif

    tbh i started to like the last variation of klingsor, the "i'm goin casual" era.
  • Emeryt wrote:
    Since klingsor gone You guys turned out to be a fantastic band icon_e_smile.gif

    keep up the good work!
    elshark81 wrote:
    naught diary entries from Klingsor pre-retirement
    I'd join happily only to read those which contain the word "emeryt" icon_mrgreen.gif

    tbh i started to like the last variation of klingsor, the "i'm goin casual" era.

    We're still trying to decipher those entries. Most of it isn't even in English - just a bunch of %€@$&#*%!?!!
  • Looks like we will have a few more openings after the lstorm pvp!
  • I would love to join one of your three alliances if possible.
  • Interested! I sent you an app via PM. icon_e_smile.gif
  • Pls tell Grazzt he's unbanned. Thx
  • One spot left people! Grab it while stocks last! icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Emeryt wrote:
    Pls tell Grazzt he's unbanned. Thx
    Got it ,thx
  • Toxins looking to add a consistent pvp scorer of at least 750+

    Preferably with a roster of at least 3* over 110 and uses Facebook. PM if interested!
  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
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  • I need a good alliance. I'm active in every event, currently at 2000 in season 2 even bough I came back only a week ago. Active every day. Any of these sub alliances needing a good active member? I'm at the 2-3 star range and just need some covers to keep transitioning. Let me know ASAP if there's a spot
  • squirrel85 wrote:
    I need a good alliance. I'm active in every event, currently at 2000 in season 2 even bough I came back only a week ago. Active every day. Any of these sub alliances needing a good active member? I'm at the 2-3 star range and just need some covers to keep transitioning. Let me know ASAP if there's a spot

    Hi Squirrel,

    We do have a new sub-alliance that is casual (by our standards) and is looking for a leader to take on commander status of the 5DeadlyX-men (soon to be renamed 5DeadlyHexes). We are currently at 16 members looking to reach 20 asap! Goal is to be a chill and fun alliance with a mix of new active players and recovering hardcore players icon_e_biggrin.gif

    If you are interested PM me!