4K+ Season 2 Players Must Read!

JamieMadrox

The 5 Deadly Alliances are recruiting for a super casual alliance that will compete for whatever place they feel like getting. If you can score about 4 or 5k (400+/pvp) in a single season, and you want to be part of an alliance of the very casual, then here is your chance. Spots are currently limited to 10 due to the fact we didn't want to spend more HP on slots. There will also be 2 commander slots and 2 slots left open for members of 5DA that need a break, so 14 slots total. Act fast Season 3 is days away and you don't ant to miss out on barely missing that Fury cover.

If you are super competitive and you can score 10k+ in a single season feel free to message someone else as this alliance is not for you.

Please folks only casual players. We all like to play, but not everyone has time to be hardcore! We don't care if you slack, so long as you play every event and are looking to play with peers of your own caliber in a fun, friendly, possibly organized environment with the possibility of some alliance communication and the odd top 50 finish when off-duty 5DA members put up 1000+ points while on "vacation" (I'm looking at you Raphael Majere).

If this sounds like the place for you, then PM me and we'll get you in to 5DeadlyX-Men.

PS: While this post is written as a blatant parody of Nazerith's 14k+ alliance recruitment post, I assure you that we actually are recruiting for 5DeadlyX-Men.

Unknown

Sorry, while this offer sounds good, i am looking for an alliance where i need to score around 14000 across the season, while averaging at least 1300 in every pvp. I wanna be in an alliance that takes everything way too seriously and will cause mental breakdowns. If you know of such an alliance can you please pass on this information. Thank you.

Unknown

Thanks to both of you for bringing some sense of humour to the forum

JamieMadrox

arktos1971 wrote:

Thanks to both of you for bringing some sense of humour to the forum

While humour is my primary goal with this, we actually are recruiting for an alliance called 5DeadlyX-Men. Go search for them in game.

Unknown

LOL i am so tempted

JamieMadrox

Grazzt wrote:

LOL i am so tempted

Sorry Grazzt, but your season score is too high.

Unknown

Jamie Madrox wrote:

arktos1971 wrote:

Thanks to both of you for bringing some sense of humour to the forum

While humour is my primary goal with this, we actually are recruiting for an alliance called 5DeadlyX-Men. Go search for them in game.

I'm very happy with my Alliance now thanks

JamieMadrox

arktos1971 wrote:

I'm very happy with my Alliance now thanks

Good. You have too many S2 points too.

Unknown

Lol, no. I'm the last in Season 2 currently.

Waiting for better prizing structure in Season 3.

Unknown

arktos1971 wrote:

Lol, no. I'm the last in Season 2 currently.

Waiting for better prizing structure in Season 3.

Maybe wait until Season 300...hum...if this one ever appear one day...But I guess we all be over before that.
Oh wait...did I just call Army of Sparta ?

Arogntbastrd

Jamie Madrox wrote:

arktos1971 wrote:

I'm very happy with my Alliance now thanks

Good. You have too many S2 points too.

But just barely

Can I join if I take 2 or 3 slots! Also I want creative control, final say so on all recruitment, and if anyone has to be let go I want to be the one that pushes the "kick" button

Their tears sustain me

I'm kidding ofcourse, unless this alliance ever beats mine in any single event, in which case I'll leave them without a second thought

HailMary

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

I wanna be in an alliance that takes everything way too seriously and will cause mental breakdowns.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

If you don't take #1 in the LT PVP, I shall make an ice sculpture of me out of your tears. No more of this fluffy kumbaya "oh, we just want bling and joy" nonsense. It's time for you to embrace the true "we're totally high-five fistbump-buttslap-synchroburp bros unless you slack off, at which point we're stabbing you out of the close-knit, supportive, we-totally-like-the-same-music-Coldplay-am-I-right family" spirit of Django.

Sanity is overrated, and you'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

MajinDavid

HailMary wrote:

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

I wanna be in an alliance that takes everything way too seriously and will cause mental breakdowns.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

If you don't take #1 in the LT PVP, I shall make an ice sculpture of me out of your tears. No more of this fluffy kumbaya "oh, we just want bling and joy" nonsense. It's time for you to embrace the true "we're totally high-five fistbump-buttslap-synchroburp bros unless you slack off, at which point we're stabbing you out of the close-knit, supportive, we-totally-like-the-same-music-Coldplay-am-I-right family" spirit of Django.

Sanity is overrated, and you'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

You are too generous. They shouldnt be allowed to sleep when their dead. Make em keep playing!

Bowgentle

MajinDavid wrote:

HailMary wrote:

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

I wanna be in an alliance that takes everything way too seriously and will cause mental breakdowns.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

If you don't take #1 in the LT PVP, I shall make an ice sculpture of me out of your tears. No more of this fluffy kumbaya "oh, we just want bling and joy" nonsense. It's time for you to embrace the true "we're totally high-five fistbump-buttslap-synchroburp bros unless you slack off, at which point we're stabbing you out of the close-knit, supportive, we-totally-like-the-same-music-Coldplay-am-I-right family" spirit of Django.

Sanity is overrated, and you'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

You are too generous. They shouldnt be allowed to sleep when their dead. Make em keep playing!

Would be good for those 2:24 refreshes in PVE.

Unknown

It's funny how much attention you guys give us it's flattering. TBH we don't even acknowledge 5DV in any way. We do want we do and leave u guys a lone. So in the spirit of keeping things civil don't worry about us, as we do you! I can take a joke, we can joke around that's fine. Maybe we should make an alliance pun off 5DV's that would make things so mature! Honesty I dint fact you it's human nature to hate those you cannot beat.

Unknown

So much wrong with that paragraph. Anyway, yes, let's be nice and keep things civil people. So, ummm how's that lawsuit against D3 going?

Unknown

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Unknown

nazerith wrote:

It's funny how much attention you guys give us it's flattering. TBH we don't even acknowledge 5DV in any way. We do want we do and leave u guys a lone. So in the spirit of keeping things civil don't worry about us, as we do you! I can take a joke, we can joke around that's fine. Maybe we should make an alliance pun off 5DV's that would make things so mature! Honesty I dint fact you it's human nature to hate those you cannot beat.

Believe whatever makes you feel good at night, but please learn to type coherently! If you did make an alliance pun of 5DV it wouldn't be the first time you emulate our model, so go for it. We may not spend as much as your alliances but we are happy to be your inspiration and examples for how to better spend your cash in this game

JamieMadrox

nazerith wrote:

it's human nature to hate those you cannot beat.

I don't hate you because I can't beat you. Your roster is much more robust than mine and you spend a lot more money on this game than I do. I don't even hate you. I dislike you because everything you've ever said or done on these boards has made me certain you're a terrible person. If anything, I pity you.

Unknown

Jamie Madrox wrote:

nazerith wrote:

it's human nature to hate those you cannot beat.

I don't hate you because I can't beat you. Your roster is much more robust than mine and you spend a lot more money on this game than I do. I don't even hate you. I dislike you because everything you've ever said or done on these boards has made me certain you're a terrible person. If anything, I pity you.

lol ok, my whole 44 post and 90% are recruiting. That's a wise response.

Unknown

Sooner than later nazerith will burn out or go broke because of MPQ.

I can't even think the "war" between 5DV and XM is still even mentioned.

When I see the rankings and results of XM I wonder if this Alliance ever has a life.

Good lord, I spend hours on the game, mainly playing the PvE, I wonder how it is even possible to score that high doing anything else.

If you guys even spent all the ISO and HP on your roster instead of trying to break records, your roster would now be complete...