Stupid Questions? Axe.

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edited June 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
So! I've got a few stray hours this evening to booze around and pick on the forumers slowly. I'll be pouring bourbon over ice and such until I throw up, but if you have anything stupid you'd like to ask here, feel fear. I'll keep chuckling over this thread throughout the night and answering when I care. Obliviously, I won't read every stupid question or be able to answer coherently but that is no bar for intercourse. icon_e_sad.gif

If it's something stupid regarding the recent scaling issues, please be sure to read this book first. That may prevent a question before you even need to say anything.

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  • Spoit
    Spoit Posts: 3,441 Chairperson of the Boards
    Was DDD the prophet of our salvation, even though those fools in the academy called him mad?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Spoit wrote:
    Was DDD the prophet of our salvation, even though those fools in the academy called him mad?

    I once met a prophet who called himself The Rebel while I worked a few hundred hours at a soup kitchen as a result of some financial non-transactions at a nameless superstore. He told me that his entire platoon slaughtered a village in Vietnam - but not him. No, he just fired his gun in the air and cried.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?

    Source: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... oral+adept
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Phantron wrote:
    If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?

    Source: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... oral+adept

    "The Day After Tomorrow is a 2004 American disaster film co-written, directed, and produced by Roland Emmerich. The film depicts fictional catastrophic climatic effects in a series of extreme weather events that usher in global cooling and leads to a new ice age. The film was made in Toronto and Montreal and is the highest-grossing Hollywood film to be made in Canada (if adjusted for inflation)."

    Source: Wikipedia
  • Nemek
    Nemek Posts: 1,511
    edited June 2014
    I'm just going to edit out this post...probably shouldn't write things when I'm annoyed...

    Question:
    How many seashells did Sally sell by the seashore?
  • Spoit
    Spoit Posts: 3,441 Chairperson of the Boards
    How much wood would a woodchuck (named norris) chuck?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Nemek wrote:
    When am I going to get all the covers?

    Look under your chair!
  • Nemek
    Nemek Posts: 1,511
    Ghast wrote:
    Nemek wrote:
    When am I going to get all the covers?

    Look under your chair!

    Hwnpw.gif

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