New Character - Hellcow (Bessie) 2*

S0kun

Character Clue

"Rare stake"
Careful when taking a bite out of your rare steak because the consequences could last an eternity. Moooo ah ah ahhhh!!!

Health & Match Damage

Feeder Flow

Abilities

Ability: For Whom the Bell Tolls

Color: Black
AP Cost: 6

As Hellcow stalks the night, it tolls for thee! Create a 2-turn Fortified Yellow Cowbell Repeater tile that deals 32 damage and destroys a random friendly Hell-milk tile.

94: Deal 159 damage.
144: Deal 207 damage.

Level 2: Deal 43 damage.
94: Deal 214 damage.
144: Deal 279 damage.

Level 3: Deal 54 damage.
94: Deal 269 damage.
144: Deal 350 damage.

Level 4: Deal 76 damage.
94: Deal 379 damage.
144: Deal 494 damage.

Level 5: Deal 121 damage.
94: Deal 599 damage.
144: Deal 780 damage.

Ability: Pink Gold

Color: Purple
AP Cost: 6

The milk of the Hellcow grants youth, vim, and vigor. It’s pretty tasty, too! Convert 3 random Red, Black, or Purple basic tiles into Hell-milk Trap tiles. 

(PASSIVE) At the start of the turn and whenever Hellcow makes a match 4 or greater, convert a basic tile into a Hell-milk Trap tile. Hell-milk tiles deal 13 damage and burst heal the front ally for 15 health when matched or destroyed by you, and burst heal the front ally for 8 health when matched or destroyed by the enemy. 

94: Deal 67 damage and burst heal for 77 health. Burst heal for 39 health.
144: Deal 88 damage and burst heal for 100 health. Burst heal for 51 health.

Level 2: Deal 14 damage and burst heal for 17 health. Burst heal for 9 health.
94: Deal 74 damage and burst heal for 86 health. Burst heal for 43 health.
144: Deal 98 damage and burst heal for 111 health. Burst heal for 56 health.

Level 3: Deal 16 damage and burst heal for 18 health. Burst heal for 10 health.
94: Deal 82 damage and burst heal for 94 health. Burst heal for 48 health.
144: Deal 107 damage and burst heal for 122 health. Burst heal for 62 health.

Level 4: Deal 19 damage and burst heal for 22 health. Burst heal for 12 health.
94: Deal 97 damage and burst heal for 112 health. Burst heal for 56 health.
144: Deal 128 damage and burst heal for 146 health. Burst heal for 73 health.

Level 5: Deal 26 damage and burst heal for 30 health. Burst heal for 16 health.
94: Deal 134 damage and burst heal for 155 health. Burst heal for 77 health.
144: Deal 176 damage and burst heal for 202 health. Burst heal for 100 health.

Ability: Red Graze

Color: Red
AP Cost: 6

Deal 61 damage, plus 8 for each friendly Hell-milk Trap tile on the board and that allies have matched or destroyed this battle (max of 160 damage), then Hellcow heals for 30% of the damage dealt.

94: Deal 306 damage, plus 38 damage (max of 800 damage). Heal for 30%.
144: Deal 398 damage, plus 49 damage (max of 1040 damage). Heal for 30%.

Level 2: Deal 63 damage, plus 9 damage (max of 169 damage). Heal for 35%.
94: Deal 318 damage, plus 40 damage (max of 844 damage). Heal for 35%.
144: Deal 414 damage, plus 52 damage (max of 1097 damage). Heal for 35%.

Level 3: Deal 66 damage, plus 9 damage (max of 178 damage). Heal for 40%.
94: Deal 330 damage, plus 43 damage (max of 888 damage). Heal for 40%.
144: Deal 430 damage, plus 55 damage (max of 1154 damage). Heal for 40%.

Level 4: Deal 73 damage, plus 10 damage (max of 191 damage). Heal for 50%.
94: Deal 367 damage, plus 45 damage (max of 957 damage). Heal for 50%.
144: Deal 478 damage, plus 59 damage (max of 1244 damage). Heal for 50%.

Level 5: Deal 88 damage, plus 11 damage (max of 225 damage). Heal for 65%.
94: Deal 441 damage, plus 53 damage (max of 1126 damage). Heal for 65%.
144: Deal 573 damage, plus 68 damage (max of 1463 damage). Heal for 65%.

Release Events

All times in Pacific

Story

Meet Rocket & Groot
April 17, 2025, 04:00am – April 21, 2025, 2024, 11:00pm
2* Hellcow (Bessie) Covers in low tier rewards, Event Store Tokens in Placement rewards.

Hearts of Darkness
April 21, 2025, 04:00am – April 24, 2025, 11:00pm
2* Hellcow (Bessie) Covers in low tier rewards, Event Store Tokens in Progression and Placement rewards

Versus

Fatal Attraction
April 17, 2025, 05:00pm – April 21, 2025, 12:00am
2* Hellcow (Bessie) Covers in low tier rewards, Event Store Tokens in Placement rewards

Udder Terror
April 20, 2025, 05:00am – April 23, 2025, 12:00pm
2* Hellcow (Bessie) Covers in low tier rewards, Event Store Tokens in Progression and Placement rewards

Offers

Hellcow & Friends Vault
April 17, 2025, 04:00am – April 21, 2025, 11:00pm
80 Item Vault:

• 3x 4-Stars
  • 1x Hellcow (Bessie) [Ascended 4*] cover
  • 1x Deadpool (Uncanny X-Force) Cover
  • 1x Random 4-Star cover
  • 7x Tokens
  • 1x Legendary token
  • 1x Mighty Token
  • 2x Heroic Tokens
  • 3x Beginner Support tokens
  • 6x Iso-8
  • 1x 5,000 Iso-8
  • 2x 2,500 Iso-8
  • 3x 1,000 Iso-8
  • 15x 3-Stars
  • 3x Deadpool (It’s Me, Deadpool) cover
  • 12x Random 3-Star covers
  • 49x 2-Stars
  • 10x Hawkeye (Modern) cover
  • 39x Random 2-Star covers

The Lactose-Free Legendary Store
April 17, 2025 09:00am - May 1, 2025, 09:00pm

25% chance to get:

• 2* Hellcow (Bessie)
• 3* Omega Red (Arkady Rossovich)
• 3* Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff)
• 3* Magik (Darkchylde)
• 3* Hit-Monkey (Mercenary Hitman)
• 3* Thanos (Modern)
• 4* The Thing (Classic)
• 4* Blob (Modern)
• 4* Throg (Puddlegulp)
• 4* Beast (Age of Apocalypse)
• 4* Karnak (The Shatterer)

40% chance for 3* Characters, 25% chance for 4* Characters, 10% chance for 5* Characters.

concillado

Great Diablo II finally made it to MPQ!!

Man, those were times in the secret cow level ;-)

(Sry Mephhisto, we like you too)

BriMan2222

What a time to be alive...

will7612

When we thought it couldn't be worse, at least it's not Spider related

WhiteBomber

hm. I like the art?

ThisisClemFandango

Let me just check if this one is a complete waste of time

And there it is.

KGB

I'm imagining the brand new player to MPQ opening their 1st standard token and pulling not Iron Man, not Captain America, not Spiderman or any other Marvel character they know but Bessie and going 'What the tinykitty is this?'

KGB

P.S. I find it infinitely amusing that the purple power is called 'pink gold' and yet the milk looks purple

entrailbucket

Impossible to tell from 2* stats, but most of these turn out decent as 5*.

Chrynos1989

Purple milk? Normally you only get this with a bad case of gonorrhea…

Seph1roth5

Interesting power set. Bet she'd be annoying as a 5 with all those traps doing damage AND burst healing. Like crystal/aunt may. Also, love the moo hahahaha

fnedude

will probably feed 3Bulls-eye..

NemoAbernnigan

Ugh. This character seems entirely useless to me - did she age out of producing edible dairy products? Is that why the milk is purple?

MCPenance

The artwork here is udderly amazing!

Blackstone

@KGB said:
I'm imagining the brand new player to MPQ opening their 1st standard token and pulling not Iron Man, not Captain America, not Spiderman or any other Marvel character they know but Bessie and going 'What the tinykitty is this?'

KGB

P.S. I find it infinitely amusing that the purple power is called 'pink gold' and yet the milk looks purple

Honestly... There's not nearly enough "tinykitty" in the forums anymore, and that would be great introduction to what it means.

Borstock

Healers rarely play at high levels. But, I guess she is a 2.

WilliamK1983

Hopefully this means Dracula at some point...like this October.

MegaBee

MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE

bluewolf

In MPQ, the cow eat you.

It’s funny to me that Hellcow was only in a backup Howard the Duck feature in the 70s (main comic: Giant Sized Man-Thing) and was quickly killed (as you might imagine for a silly character who obviously was meant to be a joke yet somewhat tragic) and not seen again until a Deadpool comic in like 2012.

Blazpheme

I can't wait to beef up this one...

Kross

Let's be real. There is only ONE cow in comics!!

dianetics

As a 2* looks quite strong in its tier.
Cool art.
I think this is one I will get to 140 and keep there to partner with Headpool.