DjangoUnbuffed Wants Your Body Now!!!

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edited June 2014 in MPQ Alliances
Hey guys and girls and those with confused genders.

The Django's are looking for ONE and possibly TWO new members to join the most unique alliance in town. We can offer you a good time, hilarious jokes, crazy members, cupcakes and rainbows. (all of which is a lie)

All we ask of you is that you communicate, have a good roster and don't score embarrassing points, as we already have that covered with certain members. The benefits of joining such a prestigious alliance are these:

You will always get the alliance cover. That's it. Nothing more. Seriously. Piss off.

If you would like a chance to join our family then please either pm myself or HailMary and tell us a little about yourself and your main roster.Or leave your details down below.

Also if any ex- S.H.I.E.L.D members want to join us, that is also ok icon_rolleyes.gif

Comments

  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
    A couple of you can have my body.
    But not mind! icon_e_geek.gif
  • You've no idea how tempting it is...
  • JamieMadrox
    JamieMadrox Posts: 1,798 Chairperson of the Boards
    If I wasn't already in an alliance I like and if I hadn't just spent a bunch of effort turning a casual alliance in to a top 10 alliance I'd be all over this. Seriously though people, get on this.
  • Actually, if you think you'd like to be a Django, don't hesitate to hit us up, no matter what state your roster is in. Don't be intimidated by thinking that you couldn't qualify despite your activity because you are a relative newcomer.

    As it stands, it is pretty unlikely that we will fall out of the "Money" prize tiers so it might be nice to take on a young Padawan.

    Okay, bad reference. It might be nice to turn a young Robin into a solid Nightwing. Okay another bad reference, but you get the idea.

    Since HailMary likely gets inundated with PMs about the spot, if you're a young lurker send me a message telling me you in game name, if you're in an alliance right now (so hopefully I can find your roster), and some details about your play experience (how often you play, what your scores tend to be, your favorite stuff, etc.)
  • Twysta
    Twysta Posts: 1,597 Chairperson of the Boards
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  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    dlaw008 wrote:
    As it stands, it is pretty unlikely that we will fall out of the "Money" prize tiers so it might be nice to take on a young Padawan.

    Okay, bad reference. It might be nice to turn a young Robin into a solid Nightwing. Okay another bad reference, but you get the idea.

    BEFORE:
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    AFTER:
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  • rkd80
    rkd80 Posts: 376
    Hey there Djanogs,

    A bit about myself, someone once told me that the force is strong with me. OK, bad reference. No seriously, I have great jokes, make mean cupcake and do not score embarrassingly low points (all of which is a lie).
    Truth it, I just came here to kick **** and chew bubblegum - and I am all out of bubblegum. omg, another bad reference. Seriously, Hailmary knows me accidentally back when I decided to make a giant **** of myself on the general discussion board whining like a little 12 year old girl. Good times, really. I was surprised to get a PM from HM today offering an invite, so I figured his account got hacked - since, well, err...how do I put this bluntly, I am a bit of a noob. However this thread explains the PM.

    Anyway, in my overzealous angst at such an invitation I went ahead and quit my semi-awesome alliance and applied in game to you guys.

    You can count on my activity right now because I am clearly addicted to this weird game. This is worse than my meth habit. That is a lie. Or is it?

    --rkd
  • rkd80 wrote:
    Djanogs,
    WE NEED TO WORK ON THIS ONE HM icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Okay that is so far off base that my tablet refuses to let me type it with it without autocorrecting.
  • HairyDave
    HairyDave Posts: 1,574
    Consider this an expression of interest icon_e_biggrin.gif

    I don't want to bail on my current crew until the current season is done, but if you're still looking to fill some holes (phrasing!) give me a shout.
  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    HairyDave wrote:
    Consider this an expression of interest icon_e_biggrin.gif

    I don't want to bail on my current crew until the current season is done, but if you're still looking to fill some holes (phrasing!) give me a shout.
    Awesome! We totally understand wanting to stay with your alliance until the Season ends. We'll definitely be considering your application. icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • Hey boo boo bear. Any chance you got a spot for Mr. Dslyexic here? Promise to let you check out every inch of my roster about 2 minute before I start to charge. Also, I score points and talk and stuff. icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • russreid91
    russreid91 Posts: 151 Tile Toppler
    Are you still recruiting?

    The alliance I'm in French Army was doing fairly well but we seem to be cycling members trying to find the right mix of roster and commitment. It has caused us to miss out on the last few Alliance 3*. I'm not a commander in the alliance so I can't do much for recruiting.

    My roster is mostly in need of 3* covers but I have a lot of iso ready when those covers come in. I have maxed out all of the 2* that I use and ditched the rest. Hoping for some Lazy Thor covers from the latest event to help me move him up.

    I'm a Daily player with over 95,000 in the TaT and 8400 in Season 2. I fully expect to be over 105,000 for Tat and 10,000 for Season 2. I consistently in the 700s for PvP events usually finishing top 25.

    My ID is Russ91
  • We filled the spot, but the disconcerting rate at which members seem to be burning out may mean new spots open regularly.