ThisClemFandango vs Uncle Ben Parker

DAZ0273
DAZ0273 Posts: 10,295 Chairperson of the Boards
edited 17 July 2024, 14:40 in MPQ General Discussion

Battle of the Bingo Hall! Rumble in the Discount Aisle at WalMart! Nap time is over! These two old geezers are ready to throwdown! It's the rematch you have been waiting for after the Devs scored the last as "F in Chat"!

Tale of the Tape:

In the red corner weighing in at 686 687 comments, The Forum Manager with THE mostest, THIS IS CLEM FANDANGOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Strengths: Knows his comedy quotations!
Weaknesses: His granddaughters artwork sucks

And in the blue corner, weighing in at whatever a small to medium size urn weighs. UNCLE BEN "BOMBER" PARKER!

Strengths: Right hook wham!
Weaknesses: Is dead.

LET'S GET IT ON!

ThisClemFandango vs Uncle Ben Parker 37 votes

Clemfandango puts him down in the first!
13%
Bubba3210ikulThisisClemFandangowill7612Tpsimoes 5 votes
Uncle Ben uppercut in the second and it is all over!
0%
They are still circling each other slowly, the crowd went home 20 minutes ago
18%
IridiousbluewolfrevskipStillMonsoon3SuperCarrotCarnifexCouchPanda 7 votes
Neither could climb into the ring, creaky joints!
8%
DomitronasProfShoehornGymp28 3 votes
F in Chat! F IN THE CHAT!!!! Have you ever seen an F like that?!?!?
10%
rainkingucdTheghouseS0kunmaqbaq 4 votes
This was all a big misunderstanding and they went to the pub to play dominoes
21%
Punter1DTrain514turbomooseEd_DragonriderMegaBeeGodzillafan67EienRyuusamael64 8 votes
OTHER!
2%
Pantera236 1 vote
SUPPORTS IN PVP - YES!
5%
skittledaddyWhiteBomber 2 votes
SUPPORTS IN PVP - NO!
18%
PorkBellyDaredevil217CodexJaGoWilliamK1983umitchkuntilanak 7 votes
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Comments

  • WilliamK1983
    WilliamK1983 Posts: 983 Critical Contributor
    SUPPORTS IN PVP - NO!

    The weaknesses lmao. Well done daz, well done 👏

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,372 Chairperson of the Boards

    I think Clem has it, on account of Ben being an ex-person. If Ben were an X-Person, on the other hand, he'd win.

  • ThisisClemFandango
    ThisisClemFandango Posts: 837 Critical Contributor
    Clemfandango puts him down in the first!

    @Scofie said:
    I think Clem has it, on account of Ben being an ex-person. If Ben were an X-Person, on the other hand, he'd win.

    Scofie I thought you were my mate!
    Unbelievable

  • ThisisClemFandango
    ThisisClemFandango Posts: 837 Critical Contributor
    Clemfandango puts him down in the first!

    I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars - winning
    C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
    You borrow my brain and be like "Dude, can't handle it"
    Win here, win there, win win everywhere, where

    This song also applies to me, I can't believe I'm the only one who said I'd win!
    You are all lucky I'm not in the position of authority cause I would strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,295 Chairperson of the Boards

    I only had you winning in round 1 because Uncle Ben is already dead BUT I did have to consider that someone might throw the urn at you hence you going down in round 2.

  • rainkingucd
    rainkingucd Posts: 1,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    F in Chat! F IN THE CHAT!!!! Have you ever seen an F like that?!?!?

    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,295 Chairperson of the Boards

    @rainkingucd said:
    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

    How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

    You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

    Apart from that I agree completely.

  • will7612
    will7612 Posts: 99 Match Maker
    Clemfandango puts him down in the first!

    You deserve a moderator spot, and a seat on the MPQ board to save the game!!!!!!

  • Pantera236
    Pantera236 Posts: 521 Critical Contributor
    OTHER!

    How many superpowered nephews does Clem have? Zero right? I'd just tell Spider-Man Clem killed his uncle Ben.

  • ThisisClemFandango
    ThisisClemFandango Posts: 837 Critical Contributor
    Clemfandango puts him down in the first!

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @rainkingucd said:
    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

    How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

    You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

    Apart from that I agree completely.

    I was going to reply to the original post but wasn't able to because of my rage at his selfishness.
    Can I talk about the game?
    No, get out

  • Carnifex
    Carnifex Posts: 121 Tile Toppler
    They are still circling each other slowly, the crowd went home 20 minutes ago

    The idea of these two circling each other, throwing snarky remarks back and forth while nothing actually happens, and the crowd slowly nodding off gets my vote. Made me chuckle.

    Great post, Daz!

  • entrailbucket
    entrailbucket Posts: 5,856 Chairperson of the Boards

    Wouldn't Bagman be the one throwing snarky remarks?

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,372 Chairperson of the Boards

    @ThisisClemFandango said:

    @Scofie said:
    I think Clem has it, on account of Ben being an ex-person. If Ben were an X-Person, on the other hand, he'd win.

    Scofie I thought you were my mate!
    Unbelievable

    There were so many other play on words I could have gone for. T-Rex-Person and Hex- Person both had MPQ vibes. But most important was the first line - I had your back all along.... 😉

  • turbomoose
    turbomoose Posts: 806 Critical Contributor
    This was all a big misunderstanding and they went to the pub to play dominoes

    Zombie Dr Strange was seen hovering around nearby so they are both off down The Winchester to wait for this to blow over

  • Carnifex
    Carnifex Posts: 121 Tile Toppler
    They are still circling each other slowly, the crowd went home 20 minutes ago

    @entrailbucket said:
    Wouldn't Bagman be the one throwing snarky remarks?

    You could throw him into this fight too and I still wouldn't know who would win.

  • rainkingucd
    rainkingucd Posts: 1,427 Chairperson of the Boards
    F in Chat! F IN THE CHAT!!!! Have you ever seen an F like that?!?!?

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @rainkingucd said:
    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

    How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

    You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

    Apart from that I agree completely.

    Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

    @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,295 Chairperson of the Boards

    @rainkingucd said:

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @rainkingucd said:
    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

    How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

    You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

    Apart from that I agree completely.

    Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

    @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

    No! AWAY! Shields up! Uhm...HELP!

  • ThisisClemFandango
    ThisisClemFandango Posts: 837 Critical Contributor
    Clemfandango puts him down in the first!

    WE CANT REPEL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!

  • Scofie
    Scofie GLOBAL_MODERATORS Posts: 1,372 Chairperson of the Boards

    @rainkingucd said:

    @DAZ0273 said:

    @rainkingucd said:
    This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I'd like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

    How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

    You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

    Apart from that I agree completely.

    Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

    @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

    Consider them all smote!

    Edit: Oh hang on, it's a bit lonely here now. OK, I'll unsmite them. Errm seem to have awoken Uncle Ben too. At least we can find out what @ThisisClemFandango is really made of now.

    Edit: I found out. [Shivers]

    As you were.

  • DAZ0273
    DAZ0273 Posts: 10,295 Chairperson of the Boards

    You got Fandango’ed? Yikes, I guess we know what the F in F in Chat now means…

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