To the Developers only!!!!

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Dear development team,

If I promise not to tell anyone else could you let me know how to lower my MMR... better yet, could you just lower my MMR so I can win every fight without loosing any health? I would also like to know how to best play the PvE events and maximize my point payout. While we are at it, when is Magneto going to be nerfed? When you do nerf him, could you leave mine alone? You can change everyone else's, but just leave mine overpowered. Thanks.

You can respond to me in this thread seeing as how I have labbled it Development only. I do not think anyone who is not part of your staff will open this.

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KLoganR wrote:

Dear development team,

If I promise not to tell anyone else could you let me know how to lower my MMR... better yet, could you just lower my MMR so I can win every fight without loosing any health? I would also like to know how to best play the PvE events and maximize my point payout. While we are at it, when is Magneto going to be nerfed? When you do nerf him, could you leave mine alone? You can change everyone else's, but just leave mine overpowered. Thanks.

You can respond to me in this thread seeing as how I have labbled it Development only. I do not think anyone who is not part of your staff will open this.

I am a secret member of the development team. As per your request, we have deleted your MPQ account, which has reset all your MMR ratings. We have also directly debited your bank account so that you have permanent buffs. Please be advised that D3P cannot be responsible for overdraft charges.

Thank you for your patronage.

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I approve of this. I take it as a parody of all the threads we keep seeing here constantly.

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ZenBrillig wrote:

I am a secret member of the development team. As per your request, we have deleted your MPQ account, which has reset all your MMR ratings. We have also directly debited your bank account so that you have permanent buffs. Please be advised that D3P cannot be responsible for overdraft charges.

Thank you for your patronage.

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