Just when I thought I was done, they dragged me back in!
For those that do not know what I’m referring to, you can read all six episodes from last season here: https://forums.d3go.com/discussion/88830/the-meeting-reboot-part-vi-the-finale/
At the moment I should be sleeping, but due to the new 12-hour change to the Boss Event I'm bored waiting for the refresh. I don’t know yet if there will be more episodes, if it will connect to Season 1, maybe it could be Anthology. We’ll see! Enjoy
Obligatory Advisory for The “Meeting” Posts: The events depicted in this forum post are fictitious. These events are loosely based on the forum Player’s perception of the game and are for entertainment purposes only. The stories are not true and the characters that represent the Developers or any other person that is relevant to MPQ are not the real people. Any similarly to the actual meetings or people in these posts are merely coincidental.
At the annual PuzzleCon convention
Reporter: This is Frank over at the world’s largest puzzle convention! There’s some of the newest jigsaw puzzles over there and omg Marvel Puzzle Quest is here! Let’s see what’s puzzling. Excuse me do you have a moment?Developer 1: Hello there! Happy to chatReporter: I’m a big fan of your game. What’s that countdown you have over there?Developer 2: That is the countdown to the long requested rebalance of Chasm. We heard rumblings that some alliances are planning to throw parties to celebrateReporter: I’ve heard! I’m sure it brings much joy to the devoted playerbaseDeveloper 1: It does! Chasm was actually causing some trouble for us when designing new characters. Now with his rebalance in place, we have some creative characters coming!Reporter: That’s great! I loved we finally got Omega Red. Who else can we expect? Mojo? Shadow King? Mole Man? Red Skull, perhaps??Developer 2: Spider-Man!Reporter: Excuse me? Developer 1 & 2: ::Begins to laugh::Reporter: Oh good! I thought you were serious for a moment, especially after the lackluster Peni release.Developer 1: Oh we’re not kidding! More Spider-Man is coming!Developer 2: Yes! We’re planning a huge Symbiote Christmas! Developer 1: Don’t share this with anyone, but 5* Spider-Man (Symbiote-Santa) is coming. This is another MPQ-exclusive character. Developer 2: This time, Santa is kidnapped by Carnage because he never received toys on Christmas Day. Spider-Man puts on the santa hat and begins delivering presents to all the children, but realizes he’s running out of time! Developer 1: So he dons the Symbiote suit one more time.. for the kids! It’s really delightfulDeveloper 2: What’s really cool about Spider-Santa is that if you play him every year on Christmas day, you will receive a token! It’s really neat and stuffReporter: I.. uh.. guess that’s cool. Will the game remind me to use Spider-Santa on Christmas so we don’t miss out on the token?Developer 1: No. It’s Christmas. We’re off you silly goose!Reporter: Right… what else do you have going on?Developer 2: Well right now we have a special Vault to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, with known Hispanic Marvel characters, such as, Reptil, Spiderman 2099, and El Cable!Reporter: El Cable? Um.. tell me about this recent new Auto-Fire feature. It’s not making much sense to meDeveloper 1: We received a ton of requests from new players on OnlyFans begging us for some auto-play actionDeveloper 2: Rather than us telling you, it’s better to show you because it’s designed to help new players, not veteran players like you. Here is a match with 1* Iron Man and Black Widow against 1* Juggernaut in the CampaignDeveloper 1: I just gathered 9 Blue AP and Juggs just gathered 6 Red AP. He will Headbutt me next turn. If you’re a new player, you won't realize that Black Widow can stun Juggs before he headbutts you. Reporter: Um.. I don’t actually see the stun firing.. do you have animations turned-off or something?Developer 2: Ohh.. I see.. so just like when you play against the AI, it is deciding that Iron-Man’s blue at 19-AP would be a better choice. Let’s see what happens.
::Juggs headbutts Black Widow and she dies::
Reporter: Sooo.. how does this help new players again?Developer 1: The Auto-Fire feature is optional so umm.. have you started the new Boss Event yet? We’re trying new Alliance competition and rewardsReporter: The rewards look good and all, but do we really need to play the Boss Event twice? We’ve had Alliance placement in previous Boss events years ago, can’t we just play 1-event?Developer 2: Hmm.. we’ll have to look into that, but we’re thinking the next Boss event could be Civil War. One side is regular Boss, the other side is Heroic! (I gave you an idea devs 😊)Developer 1: And we’re going to make these Boss Events even more exciting by having a daily Quest where you have to send 15 TUs to your Alliance!Reporter: Can we give-up on this alliance TU-request stuff? Stop trying to make TU’s happen. It’s not going to happenDeveloper 1: Oh it’s happening! We love it! Alliances love it! Our boss loves it!Director: What do I love?Developer 2: Oh hi sir. I did not even see youDirector: Yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday Developer 2: I’m not even supposed to be here today!Director: Oh and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, tooDeveloper 1: What? Why?Director: We’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports. You know how important testing is around here. Oh, and remember next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. ::Walks away with their stapler::Developer 1: Boss! I believe you have my stapler! ::Runs after the Director::Developer 2: Looks like we gotta run, but let’s continue this conversation another time. Here is our card. Perhaps you can join us at the next company meeting.Reporter: Sure. I’ll send you a TU request
To be continued.. maybe.. we’ll see
Requests on OnlyFans lmaoooooo
Heh, thank you for including El Cable. Funny, as always.