Creative raging

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edited June 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=7702
Inspired by Allorin in this topic, I decided to go ahead and write a song about MPQ.

This song is sung to the tune of: The Police - Every Breath You Take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

Every round you take
every match you make
the AI just made
another damned cascade
you cry "I'm watching you!".

A new PVE's out today
You grind your sanity away
230s come your way
You scream out, "NO WAY!"
"THAT IS JUST SO G**!"

Oh D3 can't you see?
I spent every dime, every penny.
My face has turned pale,
I'm a **** whale!

My Hero Points ran low,
My health packs reached Zero,
I have nowhere else to go,
I tell Helpdesk so,
They tell me Coolstorybro.

Since LR rewards are nerfed, my training has taken a hit!
I can't rise from 2 star to 3, stuck in MMR hellpit!
I get whacked in PVP like a piece of meat!
I guess this means that the devs are so full of S***!
I keep crying D3, D3, please!

Comments

  • over_clocked
    over_clocked Posts: 3,961
    I forget who and where, but someone recently posted a picture of 'Magneto was right' t-shirt with your name there, mechgouki icon_lol.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    I saw.

    What do you think of my song? icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • over_clocked
    over_clocked Posts: 3,961
    Can you give me the link to the post/image? I have a folder just for MPQ funsies.

    The song is good, but could you get creative with the second-to-last line?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Here
    viewtopic.php?f=7&t=8550

    You mean this line?
    I guess this means, the devs are so full of ****!
  • over_clocked
    over_clocked Posts: 3,961
    Yeah, that line, smartbub!

    Thanks for the link.

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