Your Favourite Forum Quotes

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The forum is a great place for laughs lately while the actual game has got worse, so i decided to scour post after post and pick out my favourite quotes from people. Ones that made me LOL and pee myself a little. So in no particular order here are some of my faves. Feel free to add yours

Phantron wrote:

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

Klingsor wrote:

I just had a wondeful tea party with my bestie Jozier. Absolutely delightful.

Clintman wrote:

I wish i was more like TheUnwiseOne, in that i would be hilarious, super good looking, and have male genetalia.

HailMary wrote:

I was born the wrong sex, that's why i dress up in my sisters clothes and dance like nobodies watching.

Phantron wrote:

https://www.fanfiction.net/comic/Spider-Man/

Jozier wrote:

I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver

IceIX wrote:

Starting on the 24th May we will be nerfing LazyThor, Black Panther, Shieldbro, Obw, Hulk, Patch and Storm.....also Psylocke

Emeryt wrote:

I totz adore this game, lyk fo rlz.

Nazerith wrote:

I must remember to re-mortgage my house today. Daddy needs boosts for the ironman pvp.

PandaBerry wrote:

Daken doesn't do it for me anymore, i much rather F̶a̶b̶i̶o̶ Sentry with his flowing blonde hair.

TheUnwiseOne wrote:

DISCLAIMER: ALL QUOTES ARE FICTITIOUS, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

Clintman

This post went to the 2nd page before it's time, granted it is not whine thread #233,230,111 but it does deserve notice as it brings to light Klingsor and Jozier's bromance.

By the way, he deleted a couple of words from the orginal quote, let me clean it up for you.
Clintman wrote:
I wish i was more like TheUnwiseOne, in that i would be hilarious, super good looking, and have Both male AND female genetalia.

Ducky

Clintman wrote:

This post went to the 2nd page before it's time, granted it is not whine thread #233,230,111 but it does deserve notice as it brings to light Klingsor and Jozier's bromance.

By the way, he deleted a couple of words from the orginal quote, let me clean it up for you.
Clintman wrote:
I wish i was more like TheUnwiseOne, in that i would be hilarious, super good looking, and have Both male AND female genetalia.

Best of both worlds! Amirite?!!

Unknown

We must not forget IceIX's most famous quote that has been used hundreds, if not thousands of times in the week since he said it. LMFAO. Something that will be requoted for generations of forumites to come. ;-p

IceIX wrote:

....working as intended.

Just to be clear, I'm just ribbing him in good fun. From what I've read of his post, he has some kind of sense of humor. Afterall, he does work for D3. Bazinga!