Season 1- The Alliance Name Drop Poem Thingy

Season 1 is over as X-men ruled the roost
and we all know its because they spent $200 on boosts,
a week i hear? that is cray-cray
thats $28 a motherf'n day.

I joke of course, it's not a fact
but we all know you signed the devil's pact,
S.H.I.E.L.D finished second but they don't really care
as they were too busy braiding Clintman's luscious hair.

In 3rd came the Venoms, with Klingsor's last act
4th came the Tacos, with their tasty snack,
in 5th came the Djangos who completed their mission
of a whole month's worth of farting competition.

In 6th came A-force and in 7th came S.T.E.A.L.T.H
in 8th finished Destro and his posse of wealth,
9th came the scarfighters, see danikalil i know who you are
and in 10th finished Blades with their leader qtquazar.

But now that it's over, the month came at a cost
spare a thought to those we have lost,
the going got tough,so they quit the game
before it could drive them anymore insane.

If you haven't escaped yet, run while you can
as season 2 has already began,
and if the rumours are true, then there will be more sadness and sorrow
as i hear on the grapevine, season 3 starts tomorrow.

Again i joke, i made a funny
As D3 rolled around in their beds of money,
maybe that's right or i could be erroneous
but i must be off now to MPQ anonymous.

and to my FBFL thanks for keeping me sane
just keep telling yourself people, it's only a game,
don't go all crazy and lose your mind
now i must be off as i have a PVE to grind.

small disclaimer: poem is a joke so don't get offended icon_e_smile.gif
This is dedicated to my buddy Clintman. 1, 2 ,3, 4, i declare a thumb war icon_e_smile.gif

Comments

  • Clintman
    Clintman Posts: 757 Critical Contributor
    Well done, the game is afoot
  • Clintman wrote:
    Well done, the game is afoot

    Hey look you got a thumb down from someone icon_e_smile.gif

    edit: i'll go change it back lol