Fantastic New Announcement *hype!* (or how demi/d3 announce new features)

Vhailorx

You know that thing we should have done ages ago?  We are finally doing it more or less how players asked us to. Get hype!!

(Also, we are taking away a significant portion of your existing income for no reason except to prompt more spending.  But remember how much you wanted the new feature announced above, and how long it has been an obvious solution to many problems in the game?  Please focus on that instead. *Squirrel!*)