99 PROBLEMS & A B#TCH AIN'T 1

1- Scaling is a balls
2- Servers suck
3- Rewards go missing
4- Lack of communication
5- Ninja patches
6- Nerfing Rags
7- Nerfing Thor
8- Nerfing Wolverine
9- Nerfing Spiderman
10- Level 230's
11- Level 395 Ares
12- Level 395 Uber Daken
13- 1000 points wont get you top 10
14- But 600 can for others
15- Events that last 10 days
16- Stupid events
17- Repeating events
18- Bagman
19- Loki rewards
20- Rag Rewards
21- Iron Man rewards
22- Noobs winning 3*'s easier than vets
23- Changing mmr whenever you feel like it
24- Seasons
25- Burning out players
26- Treating customers badly
27- Punishing players for using abilities YOU gave us
28- Taking our money and running
29- Changing point totals mid-event
30- Lazy characters
31- Ares bug
32- Needing to tank
33- Punishing us for playing
34- "It's working as intended"
35- Points not registering
36- Not changing event end times
37- 500iso alliance reward changed to 200
38- First time rewards gone
39- Buying iso
40- A.I. is handicapped
41- Alliance chat is too small
42- Health packs costing 200HP
43- Customer service delays
44- Losing points when you shield
45- Spiderman nerfed in prologue heal
46- Nerfing LR's
47- Yelena
48- Heroic mode
49- Patch r52
50- Game lag
51- "Comm link disrupted check internet"
52- Hawkeye rewards
53- 2* Cap rewards
54- Daredevil's crotch move
55- Daken's missing purple
56- Same rewards for noobs and veterans
57- More Rag rewards
58- More Loki rewards
59- No variety
60- Tediousness
61- Xforce
62- Alliance roster cost
63- Not acknowledging problems
64- Not listening
65- Catering for noobs and not long-standing players
66- Events disappearing
67- 20 iso
68- 20 iso
69- 20 iso
70- 20 iso
71- Boosts costing HP
72- New roster slots costing too much
73- Goon countdown tiles hiding in the corner
74- Must play **** too succeed
75- 395 Bulleye
76- Getting greedy with success
77- rehasing storylines Bub
78- Alliance taking the 3rd cover
79- Disappearing nodes
80- Copy and paste responses
81- No landscape mode
82- Grayed out events
83- Dev's ignoring problems in the forum
84- Unreachable progression rewards
85- 1100 Rags progression reward
86- Making us addicted to a match-3 game
87- Brilliant ideas from community ignored
88- Retaliations worth 6 points
89- Season 2
90- No unlockable costumes
91- We don't need 3 Wolvies and Storms
92- Compensation
93- cheating A.I.
94- 1 cover Nick Fury
95- 25HP vanished
96- Tournaments feat. Nerfed Heroes straight after nerfing them
97- Game closing if you answer a text/call
98- Adding more days to season 1
99- The fact there are this many problems


other than that GREAT GAME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK icon_e_biggrin.gificon_e_biggrin.gificon_e_biggrin.gif

p.s. i dont agree with all of these, only 94 of them. Just thought it would be interesting to compile a list of complaints i'd seen icon_cool.gif
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Comments

  • So...what's the 6 points you don't agree with ?
  • scottee
    scottee Posts: 1,610 Chairperson of the Boards
    The signature was way better before the Twerk! was added.
  • I'll save you from waiting for a dev response to all of these problems: see #34.
  • scottee wrote:
    The signature was way better before the Twerk! was added.
    I'll change it back just for you.
  • scottee
    scottee Posts: 1,610 Chairperson of the Boards
    scottee wrote:
    The signature was way better before the Twerk! was added.
    I'll change it back just for you.

    See Devs, THAT'S how you listen. icon_lol.gif
  • WilsonFisk
    WilsonFisk Posts: 365 Mover and Shaker
    I concur with all but #18.
  • avs962
    avs962 Posts: 319 Mover and Shaker
    WilsonFisk wrote:
    I concur with all but #18.

    Yeah, I see no reason to believe that Bagman isn't a great character!

    Except for the fact that I'm not currently tripping on acid, that is. icon_e_biggrin.gif
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    I agree with all of them, except #100. That ones cool with me.
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    avs962 wrote:
    WilsonFisk wrote:
    I concur with all but #18.

    Yeah, I see no reason to believe that Bagman isn't a great character!

    Except for the fact that I'm not currently tripping on acid, that is. icon_e_biggrin.gif

    bagman is secretly the best character in the game, and has a side fling going on with Yelena.
  • BAH, guessing which tinikitty goon controls which f-ing tile didn't even make the 98?
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    pasa_ wrote:
    BAH, guessing which tinikitty goon controls which f-ing tile didn't even make the 98?

    Oh! That's right!! What the hell?
  • I cosign this post op, well all but 18. Bagman is the shizz.
  • daveomite wrote:
    avs962 wrote:
    WilsonFisk wrote:
    I concur with all but #18.

    Yeah, I see no reason to believe that Bagman isn't a great character!

    Except for the fact that I'm not currently tripping on acid, that is. icon_e_biggrin.gif

    bagman is secretly the best character in the game, and has a side fling going on with Yelena.

    I'd direct you to look back at #34 icon_e_wink.gif
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    MTGOFerret wrote:
    daveomite wrote:
    avs962 wrote:
    WilsonFisk wrote:
    I concur with all but #18.

    Yeah, I see no reason to believe that Bagman isn't a great character!

    Except for the fact that I'm not currently tripping on acid, that is. icon_e_biggrin.gif

    bagman is secretly the best character in the game, and has a side fling going on with Yelena.

    I'd direct you to look back at #34 icon_e_wink.gif

    oohh... of course! "Muhahaha....working exactly as I had intended! My conquest to rule the world is in motion, and no one can stop me!!! Just let me put down this 2 turn countdown timer that will destroy all of them!!"

    ... then Bagman appears and increases his countdown timers.

    "NOOOOO... World domination ruined!!"

    Bagman. The AMAZING Bagman. Oh man...why didn't I add him to my roster??? I'm so screwed!!!!!
  • I am your #1 problem.
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    I am your #1 problem.

    How can a panda be anyone's problem? Panda's are cute and loveable... and they like to eat twigs!

    ...unless their evil.
  • daveomite wrote:
    I am your #1 problem.

    How can a panda be anyone's problem? Panda's are cute and loveable... and they like to eat twigs!

    ...unless their evil.

    I'm a twig icon_e_sad.gif
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    daveomite wrote:
    I am your #1 problem.

    How can a panda be anyone's problem? Panda's are cute and loveable... and they like to eat twigs!

    ...unless their evil.

    I'm a twig icon_e_sad.gif

    Well, I'm glad you finally admitted that. Rehab is good.
  • daveomite wrote:
    I am your #1 problem.

    How can a panda be anyone's problem? Panda's are cute and loveable... and they like to eat twigs!

    ...unless their evil.

    I am love able and adorable and that makes my evil 10x more evil icon_razz.gif

    Also, I really enjoy how 20 iso is on the list four times in a row. So true. So true.
  • daveomite
    daveomite Posts: 1,331 Chairperson of the Boards
    daveomite wrote:
    I am your #1 problem.

    How can a panda be anyone's problem? Panda's are cute and loveable... and they like to eat twigs!

    ...unless their evil.

    I am love able and adorable and that makes my evil 10x more evil icon_razz.gif

    Also, I really enjoy how 20 iso is on the list four times in a row. So true. So true.

    lol...it should be. Always seems like 20 iso 4-6 times in a row. So, it's fitting that it's in the list like that...