DEVS, WHY U HATE US?

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Dear Devs,

Why do you hate us?! Why you no love us no more?!

Players have been making a ton of complaints lately, all revolving around a basic problem: you hate us and don't want us to play anymore. AND THEN you just up and break up with us (servers down), don't even leave a note or explain why (no news update), and take all our money (no Fat Daken rewards).



Please love us again,

FoxyMulder

Vinmarc43

there`s no love here dude, server down......SHOULD POST SOMETHING TO TELL US WHAT THE, I MEAN WHATS GOING ON AND HOW LONG BEFORE IT`S BACK SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH ARE LIVES.

JamieMadrox

I know right?

Kiamodo

No news is not always good news devs.

Clintman

FoxyMulder wrote:

Dear Devs,

Why do you hate us?! Why you no love us no more?!

Players have been making a ton of complaints lately, all revolving around a basic problem: you hate us and don't want us to play anymore. AND THEN you just up and break up with us (servers down), don't even leave a note or explain why (no news update), and take all our money (no Fat Daken rewards).



Please love us again,

FoxyMulder

They left you sticky wet and confused.

Unknown

Clintman wrote:

FoxyMulder wrote:

Dear Devs,

Why do you hate us?! Why you no love us no more?!

Players have been making a ton of complaints lately, all revolving around a basic problem: you hate us and don't want us to play anymore. AND THEN you just up and break up with us (servers down), don't even leave a note or explain why (no news update), and take all our money (no Fat Daken rewards).



Please love us again,

FoxyMulder

They left you sticky wet and confused.

Now I just feel... dirty.

HailMary

FoxyMulder wrote:

Why do you hate us?! Why you no love us no more?!...

Please love us again,

It's all a distraction.

If they cold-shoulder us enough, we'll be so desperate for any news at all that we'll forget all about the murder brackets and nanofeline doom scaling. Tasing the servers helps us forget even faster -- after all, you can't experience MMR Hell if you can't even see any events.

Pats0132

Hail this sounds like a girl u like but not sure if she likes you back and trying to figure it out. Is she playing hard to get or is she not interested. Ugh glad I have a gf cause that was always a tiny kitty.

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HailMary wrote:

It's all a distraction.

If they cold-shoulder us enough, we'll be so desperate for any news at all that we'll forget all about the murder brackets and nanofeline doom scaling. Tasing the servers helps us forget even faster -- after all, you can't experience MMR Hell if you can't even see any events.

Or inspire more rage quits!

Think of all the heavy hitters who are definitely leaving or seriously considering leaving. This is tinykitty.

Meanwhile, I'm bored today, so I started playing a new game. Wonder how many other people are doing the same thing because servers are down, or because they're so fed up with MPQ that they're finding more fulfilling ways to spend their time/money.

I feel like the new Daken was supposed to be a carrot on a stick to get us all excited again. But they botched that pretty bad. Nick Fury isn't enough either, as it seems a ton of people are either quitting now, or waiting until Season 1 finishes to quit.

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Pats0132 wrote:

Hail this sounds like a girl u like but not sure if she likes you back and trying to figure it out. Is she playing hard to get or is she not interested. Ugh glad I have a gf cause that was always a tiny kitty.

Or an emotionally abusive relationship!

We just want to play! /sobs

Pats0132

We all love you dawn. Stop being Lucy mpq and let Charlie Brown kick the daken ball

danikalil

Thank you for putting in words what I've been feeling for a long time. It seems they are eager to kick us, the old players, out of the game. We want to play, but two people in our alliance have already left and one may be leaving soon due to burnout and extremely hard brackets.

Now they simply let the game crash down and can't tell us what's going on. I tell you, it's...disheartening.

BTW, anyone noticed that we no longer have alliances? Ours has disappeared.

Phew.

HailMary

Pats0132 wrote:

Hail this sounds like a girl u like but not sure if she likes you back and trying to figure it out. Is she playing hard to get or is she not interested. Ugh glad I have a gf cause that was always a tiny kitty.

The servers aren't down; they're flirting.

FoxyMulder wrote:

Meanwhile, I'm bored today, so I started playing a new game.

You traitor. Think of Ice's adorable face/scores!

FoxyMulder wrote:

I feel like the new Daken was supposed to be a carrot on a stick to get us all excited again. But they botched that pretty bad. Nick Fury isn't enough either, as it seems a ton of people are either quitting now, or waiting until Season 1 finishes to quit.

Topless Tat Man totally gets things excited, though he tends to blow his blue way too early. Maybe he's compensating for that unfortunate rep by being fashionably late.

On a more serious note, I'm honestly starting to suspect that the veteran bleeding effect is entirely intentional. D3 has taken a step or two to mitigate crazy scaling, but generally, the new changes have been clearly veteran-unfriendly. I can understand much of their reasoning from a business perspective, in terms of attracting/retaining new clients and encouraging them to spend money on things like roster slots. But, it seems the flip side of that business perspective is a pretty big "mehhhhh" towards veterans.

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FoxyMulder wrote:

Think of all the heavy hitters who are definitely leaving or seriously considering leaving. This is tinykitty.

It is but we already figured out thet D3 will be positively glad to see the veterans leave the field reducing the workload on their punishment-servers and allow the new cows more room.

Pats0132

Well they didn't learn that it's cheaper to keep a customer than it is to attract a new one. Maybe give us a free token aka daken cover for our trouble.

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FoxyMulder wrote:

Pats0132 wrote:

Hail this sounds like a girl u like but not sure if she likes you back and trying to figure it out. Is she playing hard to get or is she not interested. Ugh glad I have a gf cause that was always a tiny kitty.

Or an emotionally abusive relationship!

We just want to play! /sobs

I just went out and ate a kinder's sandwich. I'd say ball tip, but I've been trying to get the inflection right for years and it always sounds dirty.


LOOK what you made me DO Mpq. I went outside again! I haven't even played an outdoor game of pick up in months! I blame you if I get herpes now.

@pats. Just do what I do. I assume any female that smiles at me wants me lol. I keep business cards on me at all times. They say my name (which I am so not telling you guys...see what I did there?!?!) and then where it has your position it says "Dr. Of the D." I'll get real ones that say doctor once I finally get my MD. Until then, ladies....I know you want the D....and don't you worry, I'm a doctor *cough sorta cough*.

I passed them out at a college bar once...it was pretty funny watching the responses.

....now I have this image in my head of daredevil walking around in his...suit...handing out cards saying he is a lawyer lol....and now its dd doin that whole Jamie Foxx in ray thing with wrists to.find the hot chicks. NOW I AM THINKING AGAIN DEVS! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!I NEED SOMETHING TO LOOSEN MY BRAIN! WHERE IS MY SENSELESS PUZZLES.

Bacon Pants

Ok...I'm going there...

We're Rihanna, D3 is Chris Brown. But we keep coming back for more...

Pats0132

Well that's until we find drake

HailMary

Bacon Pants wrote:

Ok...I'm going there...

We're Rihanna, D3 is Chris Brown. But we keep coming back for more...

I'm pretty sure you just entered the DAAANGER ZONE!

Nonce Equitaur 2

Two other threads on this.
Servers Down?
Has anyone received all of their daken covers yet?

Locking.