The Official Alliance Rivalry Beef thread

DecoyDuck

Bacon Pants wrote:

Woo!!!! We're ahead of CareBearStare! Go Terran Dominion! The alliance no one remembers!

What? Terran Dominion picked us too?
Not exactly high praise to be ahead of CareBearStare, but we'll take it.

Bacon Pants

repronaz wrote:

I recognise you, your in my fatal attraction action bracket but I don't think I have ever heard of your alliance???? Do you all wear meaty undergarments?

We've been around since the start, getting by, having fun, complaining about stuff like everyone else.

DecoyDuck wrote:

What? Terran Dominion picked us too?
Not exactly high praise to be ahead of CareBearStare, but we'll take it.

We never had our boardroom discussion over it...but, I did find it funny that we're wedged in between the stone cold Stare of the CareBears and the booming and cuddly ThunderKittens

As for the praise, I disagree.

Unknown

DecoyDuck wrote:

Bacon Pants wrote:

Woo!!!! We're ahead of CareBearStare! Go Terran Dominion! The alliance no one remembers!

What? Terran Dominion picked us too?
Not exactly high praise to be ahead of CareBearStare, but we'll take it.

Only because the other competition is so LAME



GOOD LUCK ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING WITH JUST FIVE ZERG, IDIOT

danikalil

Bacon Pants wrote:

Woo!!!! We're ahead of CareBearStare! Go Terran Dominion! The alliance no one remembers!

Hey guys, we always liked your logo, though we have no idea what it means. So yes, you were remembered

Unknown

Bacon Pants wrote:

Woo!!!! We're ahead of CareBearStare! Go Terran Dominion! The alliance no one remembers!

I pay plenty of attention to you, but I'm disappointed at your poor commitment to the Terran cause. Someone came up with a clever alliance name and recruited some soulless marines. I had hoped for me starcraft references from you but you've let me down. "In the rear with the gear" to you good sir.

repronaz wrote:

As nobody took up my offer I will instead wave my white flag and surrender to you all. As the only iso illuminati poster on this thread I will surrenderFor the rest of us cowards. Please feel free to steal our points and if we take any of yours then you should call shenanigans.
I was looking forward to using that beef gun but mum will be more proud of me now as she always said violence solves nothing (other than the wife stepping out of line)

Your alliance is as invisible as your alliance sig [which currently has an error and not displaying]. Amateurs, the lot of you

Bacon Pants

Unfortunately, I'm not too well versed when it comes to Starcraft. I'm learning...I guess chimaera would be our Arcturus Mengsk...

Unknown

repronaz wrote:

As nobody took up my offer I will instead wave my white flag and surrender to you all. As the only iso illuminati poster on this thread I will surrenderFor the rest of us cowards. Please feel free to steal our points and if we take any of yours then you should call shenanigans.
I was looking forward to using that beef gun but mum will be more proud of me now as she always said violence solves nothing (other than the wife stepping out of line)

Your alliance is as invisible as your alliance sig [which currently has an error and not displaying]. Amateurs, the lot of you [/quote]

Hah!! Secret societies dont advertise themselves so we should be invisible and FYI did you ever stop to think maybe its your eyes that are broken and not my signature??????!!!!!

Unknown

P.S. Massive fail on that quote on purpose!!!!

Unknown

repronaz wrote:

repronaz wrote:

Hah!! Secret societies dont advertise themselves so we should be invisible and FYI did you ever stop to think maybe its your eyes that are broken and not my signature??????!!!!!

Is the "secret" that you don't have ANY iso

Unknown

Milkrain wrote:

repronaz wrote:

repronaz wrote:

Hah!! Secret societies dont advertise themselves so we should be invisible and FYI did you ever stop to think maybe its your eyes that are broken and not my signature??????!!!!!

Is the "secret" that you don't have ANY iso

Cos we gave it all to professor Cold Heart so he could build his roster up to kick your ****!!

Unknown

I wouldnt mess with me Milkrain, look what happened to the last carebear that messed with me and my beefgun!!

Unknown

I hereby declare S.H.I.E.L.D to be rivals to DjangoUnbuffed forever! It is clearly written into our mission statement that shield smell like farts or something. Or yesterday's spilled beer.

Quiver in your boots, agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, for Django and Dr. King Shultz are coming for you! You will see our wrath writ in the skies of MPQ and you will envy our massive things, our huge ones! You will look upon our enormous... you know... and weep in shame. Even if reckless has a bigger one than all of us combined.

You know I'm referring to scores, right?

Not to mention that we are full of members at the moment.

Bacon Pants

Nothing to do with anything...I watched Django Unchained twice this weekend...I've lost count of how many times I've watched that film. It has quickly become my favorite Tarantino flick.

Watching it again got me thinking about who TheUnwiseOne would be...haven't pegged it yet.

Unknown

Bacon Pants wrote:

Nothing to do with anything...I watched Django Unchained twice this weekend...I've lost count of how many times I've watched that film. It has quickly become my favorite Tarantino flick.

Watching it again got me thinking about who TheUnwiseOne would be...haven't pegged it yet.

Not one of the Australian idiots transporting Django to the mine?

Edit: oh and to spice up the alliance beefs, Django are starting a class action lawsuit against Shield. Our wives are all lawyers. Even Foxy's.

danikalil

The funny part is, I'm an MPQ player's wife and I'm a lawyer. We don't go around suing people out of the blue. In fact, we don't go around telling them we're lawyers, it sort of kills the conversation

Unknown

Well done danikalil, why not just kill the thread??!!!!???!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!!!!!

Unknown

That doesn't count t as slander does it???

Arogntbastrd

I'm actually an mpq's lawyer's wife. And my husband says, "bring it"

Bacon Pants

dlaw008 wrote:

Bacon Pants wrote:

Nothing to do with anything...I watched Django Unchained twice this weekend...I've lost count of how many times I've watched that film. It has quickly become my favorite Tarantino flick.

Watching it again got me thinking about who TheUnwiseOne would be...haven't pegged it yet.

Not one of the Australian idiots transporting Django to the mine?

Edit: oh and to spice up the alliance beefs, Django are starting a class action lawsuit against Shield. Our wives are all lawyers. Even Foxy's.

I was thinking about one them or Willard, the guy whose wife made the pillowcase masks for the raid.

I jokingly said let's sue once...but there is an actual thread about it now? Muy hilarioso!

Unknown

Bacon Pants wrote:

dlaw008 wrote:

Bacon Pants wrote:

Nothing to do with anything...I watched Django Unchained twice this weekend...I've lost count of how many times I've watched that film. It has quickly become my favorite Tarantino flick.

Watching it again got me thinking about who TheUnwiseOne would be...haven't pegged it yet.

Not one of the Australian idiots transporting Django to the mine?

Edit: oh and to spice up the alliance beefs, Django are starting a class action lawsuit against Shield. Our wives are all lawyers. Even Foxy's.

I was thinking about one them or Willard, the guy whose wife made the pillowcase masks for the raid.

I jokingly said let's sue once...but there is an actual thread about it now? Muy hilarioso!

Oh yeah, Willard! I could see that. Hilarious scene.