Your Day as a Planeswalker

FindingHeart8

You wake up one morning to find out you've turned into a planeswalker.  You have a full 24 hours to do whatever you want.  What would you do?

Rules:

1) You can be any in-game planeswalker you want.  Also, you are really really powerful.

2) You can be in any world you want, or planeswalk to multiple worlds in the same day.  So if you wanted to do multiple things in different worlds, that is an option!

3) Please keep the details PG-13 (we don't need the intimate knowledge of a Jace/Liliana fanfiction romance novel; or as Bolas, how far you could fling the local villager's entrails)

4) No wishing for infinite wishes! (you're stuck with 24 hours and there's no spell/mythical artifact/pact with a demon/etc that can extend it).

Quick Example from me (yours can totally be longer!):

For me, I'd be Jace.  And I'd spend my time researching a mass-polymorph spell to turn every planeswalker (including myself) into a wombat, then I would change the name of The Gatewatch to The Gatewombats.  I would cackle maniacally then nibble on some cheerios. 

Mburn7

I'd be Nahiri.

Head over to that Battlebond plane (Kylem?  I can't remember) and TOTALLY DOMINATE THE ARENA.

Earthbender Powers ftw.

Then if I had any time left, I'd head over to Dominaria and hang out with the Weatherlight crew.  Maybe try to find the Fountain of Immortality that Jodah used.  Maybe just impale a few cultists.  Depends on my mood.

FindingHeart8

Mburn7 said:

I'd be Nahiri.

Head over to that Battlebond plane (Kylem?  I can't remember) and TOTALLY DOMINATE THE ARENA.

Earthbender Powers ftw.

Then if I had any time left, I'd head over to Dominaria and hang out with the Weatherlight crew.  Maybe try to find the Fountain of Immortality that Jodah used.  Maybe just impale a few cultists.  Depends on my mood.

If this was a D&D campaign of mtgpq, I'd say you've got her personality down pretty well

Blazer

I would be Sarkan first so I can play with Dragons all day or Hualti so I can play with dinosaurs all day! (takes Zacama out for a spin)

DBJones

Hmm, rule 4 makes me want to find a way around it. My first thought is finding (or making) a plane without the concept of time, then hanging out there. You'd still be within the 24 hours, though remaining sane would be an issue…

If I didn't try to violate the spirit of the rules, I'd choose Bolas. Then I'd arm the entirety of my zombie armies with LARPing foam swords and have a huge battle! Just imagine a ridiculous number of zombies all whaling on each other with foam swords .

Elektrophorus

Whatever planeswalker you pick, you should always pick to go to Theros first. That way, you can get everyone to believe you are a god with your planeswalker powers and ascend to permanence in Nyx. There's no cheaty magic here. That's just how Theros works and the literal plotline of what happened in the official story.

Mburn7

Elektrophorus said:

Whatever planeswalker you pick, you should always pick to go to Theros first. That way, you can get everyone to believe you are a god with your planeswalker powers and ascend to permanence in Nyx. There's no cheaty magic here. That's just how Theros works and the literal plotline of what happened in the official story.

Are you forgetting what happened to that literal plotline?  No thanks, I'll pass.

Kinesia

I would be Garruk and sit quietly in my cave playing computer games while the army of wolves outside kept interlopers away.
(Little known fact, he has an army of bears in the cave, but they are hibernating and used as furniture.)

Elektrophorus

Mburn7 said:

Elektrophorus said:

Whatever planeswalker you pick, you should always pick to go to Theros first. That way, you can get everyone to believe you are a god with your planeswalker powers and ascend to permanence in Nyx. There's no cheaty magic here. That's just how Theros works and the literal plotline of what happened in the official story.

Are you forgetting what happened to that literal plotline?  No thanks, I'll pass.

I’m sure it will be fine. Just don’t be evil and subsequently attract hero planeswalkers to kill you.

DBJones

Elektrophorus said:

Mburn7 said:

Elektrophorus said:

Whatever planeswalker you pick, you should always pick to go to Theros first. That way, you can get everyone to believe you are a god with your planeswalker powers and ascend to permanence in Nyx. There's no cheaty magic here. That's just how Theros works and the literal plotline of what happened in the official story.

Are you forgetting what happened to that literal plotline?  No thanks, I'll pass.

I’m sure it will be fine. Just don’t be evil and subsequently attract hero planeswalkers to kill you.

I see no possible way this plan can go wrong.

andrewvanmarle

 I'll be kiora ( the boy version of course)   and besides  trying some infinite loop spells just to see how many elementals i can fit on an island, I'l planeswalk to where ever it is nce and green, rise up a nice Island, cover it with Verdant Haven, Use Rise from the deep to create a pretty castle and set the planar gate between my house and this island.

Tadahhh I have my own private island for ever

FindingHeart8

Elektrophorus said:

Whatever planeswalker you pick, you should always pick to go to Theros first. That way, you can get everyone to believe you are a god with your planeswalker powers and ascend to permanence in Nyx. There's no cheaty magic here. That's just how Theros works and the literal plotline of what happened in the official story.

way to be that guy

Kinesia

@Stormcrow they updated your card!

FindingHeart8

Kinesia said:

@Stormcrow they updated your card!

flavortext almost a haiku!