Team Falcon versus Team Uber

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After the change to Falcon I have this scenario envisioned in my mind.

Team Falcon, led by Falcon consisting of all non uber special tile generators, faces off Team Uber, led by Nick Fury and the usual way overpowered guys.

Nick Fury: Falcon, why did you betray us? You were my right hand man. With your original Inspiration and my Escape Plan, no one can stop us!

Magneto: We told you that you can always have a spot even if you're level 15 against level 395 Daken. What more can you ask for?

Falcon: Sorry friends! I can't watch my friends suffer. Look at Wolverine 2*! He was deemed as a useless character, but I made him powerful again!

Wolverine agrees.

Falcon: And Modern Storm, I made her Hailstorm actually powerful!

Storm: But I was always powerful?

Falcon: And Bagman... wait, what's he doing here? Never mind!

Epic battle begins. Behind the Inspiration of Falcon, Team Falcon somehow puts up a good fight against Team Uber's massively overpowered abilities.

Black Panther casts Defense Grid for Team Uber.

Falcon picks up Defense Grid CD with Redwing.

Captain America uses Peacemaker on Falcon.

Team Falcon suddenly becomes useless and gets slapped around by lazy Thor single handedly.

Black Panther uses Rage of the Panther.

Team Falcon is almost dead, but they gained 5 yellow AP!

Falcon: Don't worry guys, next turn I'll get out of this stun and Redwing CD will end before Captain America gets his 10 blue AP back, and then Redwing will pick up Captain America's blue CD and we got this!

Bagman uses Snarky Remark on Redwing's CD.

Peacemaker CD resolves successfully, and Captain America uses Peacemaker on Falcon again.

Falcon: Strong am I with MPQ, but not that strong!

Lazy Thor finishes everyone with Call the Storm.

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Tl;Dr - thor green cascades on turn 1, back to back cots/kittyrage on turn 2. Bagman proves yet again...a useless ahole. Gg. Lol.

Other ip tl;Dr - bp/fury yell at falcon in unison: BUT YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! Falcon says he is stronger now than he ever was. Tries to flip over them and gets cut to pieces. Obw in her Palpatine cloak picks up the pieces and brings falcon back to her lair of the overused.

NighteyesGrisu

there's one strange part of your story: what is shieldbro doing in team uber?

edit: and why did I pick up this silly custom to write über with u?

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So Falcon was the chosen one who was to bring balance to level 395 Daken, but he was nerfed and become more powerful than anyone can imagine?

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NighteyesGrisu wrote:

there's one strange part of your story: what is shieldbro doing in team uber?

edit: and why did I pick up this silly custom to write über with u?

Captain's pretty uber for PvE, and Spiderman wouldn't have quite worked because Redwing can't remove web tiles.

T_REZ5000

Storm's reaction is what really got me rolling . Funniest thing I read all day.

Not too sold on Steve Rogers being uber though. I just can't see myself ever using him over c. Mags.

edit: unless c. mags gets the rags treatment . Please noooo IceIX

Unknown

Guess with 20 blues in stock even a puny team could defeat the falconers