Lord of the Gambit - Part 2: Desolation of SHIELD

Punisher5784

Previously on X-Men: https://forums.d3go.com/discussion/69282/over-at-the-x-mansion#latest

::Fighting starts at the Mansion::

Juggernaut: Here’s Johnny! ::Charges towards Colossus::

Rogue: ::Jumps infront of Colossus to block Juggernaut:: See sugah, I told you I am better at protecting the team

Colossus: You make me feel puny!

Cyclops: ::Shoots a blast from his visor towards Magneto::

Magneto: ::Lifts the Shields from the wall to block the blast:: You fools! I will claim what’s mine

Jean Grey: Gambit I need to use that power again ::Touches Gambit::

Gambit: Whoa! Hey now! Aren’t you married to Scott, chere?

Jean Grey: Why isn’t anything happening?

Beast: I believe it’s because Gambit is holding that purple equipment. Gambit throw it away!

Gambit: If you say so. ::Trashes the purple and touches Jean::

Jean Grey: Okay I feel it now! Ahhhhhh! ::Removes the shields Protecting Magneto::

Wolverine: Looks like you need more backup bub. Where’s the rest of your Brotherhood? Sabretooth, Blob, Pyro?

Magneto: Not enough requests! Mystique, grab that black equipment!

Mystique: ::Runs up to Gambit and touches him:: What the heck is happening? ::Starts to uncontrollably transform into… DAZZLER!::

Mystique/Dazzler: ::Beams of light shine into Magneto and Juggernaut’s eyes::

Cyclops: Now’s our chance team!

Xavier: I’ve already telepathically called for backup

Nightcrawler: ::Appears, grabs X-Men and vanishes::

Quicksilver: ::Quickly runs in and grabs more X-Men::

Juggernaut: ::Headbutts Mystique/Dazzler and knocks her out:: Where did they go?

Magneto: Looks like they left behind their statue ::Holds Colossus down:: They’ll be back to rescue him. Charles does not want his precious X-Men in danger. Now grab that purple and red equipment

Juggernaut: Looks pink boss ::picks up the equipment::

Magneto: Just give it to me you buffoon! ::touches the equipment:: It does nothing.. we need the black equipment

::X-Men are moved to an unknown location::

Rogue: Where are we? It looks like some kind of Vault

Nightcrawler: It is a place no one can ever find us

Cyclops: Where is Colossus?

Quicksilver: ::Runs over:: Too heavy

Wolverine: That tin can is useless anyway. We never bring him on missions, even when he tells us how boosted he feels

Cyclops: I’m not leaving anyone behind

Xavier: Scott, unfortunately Logan is right. Magneto is likely expecting us to rescue him

Wolverine: Pietro, what are you doing here? You’re not an X-Men, you’re affiliated with those Avengers

Quicksilver: I want to help you guys against my Father

Wolverine: Didn’t Maury tell you that “Erik.. is.. not the father”

Quicksilver: I refuse to believe that! One moment he’s my Dad, then the next he’s written off my life

Wolverine: I get it, you have Daddy issues.. we could use your sister right now but I bet she’s out avenging with some android

Jean Grey: Actually Logan, Wanda and I are best friends. She provides me with pink every night we go out

Gambit: ::Scratches his head:: I thought you said it was purple, Petite

Xavier: We are completely losing focus! Gambit you need to tell us exactly where you found that equipment.

Gambit: I got lucky at some ‘Legendary’ place

Wolverine: Sounds like a Classic waste of time

Gambit: Guess you haven’t heard of the Latest place that opened on Main Street. I gambled away all my Currency Paper and won the equipment

Cyclops: Then we need to check this place out to find out the source of this equipment

::Helicopters and Vehicles swarm in::

Nick Fury: Well X-Men, looks like we’re meeting again, for the very first time

Wolverine: Fury! Last time I saw you, you were on a plane with..

Nick Fury: **** snakes! Lost me an eye, but times have changed old man. That was over 10 years ago. I am part of SHIELD now

Xavier: What brings SHIELD here? How did you find us?

Nick Fury: I have been looking for this equipment. It is the link to a much greater power. I placed a tracker on Quicksilver. I figured he’d come back to you guys once he heard about his “daddy”

Beast: Mr. Fury, I hate to break the news but this equipment won’t fully help you

Nick Fury: Actually Hank, it could help with an Escape Plan but I have a much better plan ::whistles::

::Mockingbird gets out of the car::

Nick Fury: Have you met Bobbi? She’s fairly new. Bobbi, grab that equipment from the Cajun

Mockingbird: No problem. ::Grabs Gambit:: Oh wow! ::Plants a bomb and steals::

Quicksilver: Hey! Where did my wallet go? I’ve never been pick pocketed before!

Cyclops: Don’t worry about that! You need to disable the bomb!

::Quicksilver runs and disables the bomb::

Rogue: Why are all these girls touching my man?! ::Grabs Gambit’s other arm::

Gambit: Looks like we’re about to have a ménage à trois

Rogue: I don’t think so! ::Makes a fist and punches Mockingbird through the wall::

Coulson: ::steps over Bobbi and removes his shades:: Actually you’re too late. Bobbi planted two bombs and all I need is another team up..

 

 

To be continued.. again.. the creators still do not realize the power of Gambit.. or do they? Find out next week!

(I enjoy reading this using their voices. X-Men: Animated Series is on Hulu!)

The rockett

Great Man!!!  Awesome.  

nyck1118

my god....

Anon

Punisher5784 said:

Wolverine: Didn’t Maury tell you that “Erik.. is.. not the father”

Quicksilver: I refuse to believe that! One moment he’s my Dad, then the next he’s written off my life

Lolol

jredd

"not enough requests!"

haha.

Felessa

Wonderful, keep with your creativity! Just please, try to add the missing X-ones we have in the game on the future, like Storm and Psylock 

Punisher5784

nyck1118 said:

my god....

How does playing the same game and being on the same forum as you mean I do not have a girlfriend?

I could reply with the macho response of "I've probably had more girls in one week than you've had in your life" but I have been happily married for 2+ years. I've been playing this game on and off for nearly 4 years and I enjoy trying to bring some much needed entertainment to the Forum.

To take you inside the life of Punisher, I think of these stories during my 1-hour drive to work. When I get to the office, I do a quick brain dump of my ideas on a Word Doc, then throughout the week I piece together a story on a spare time, mostly during lunch. Could I be doing something better with my time? Sure, but sometimes I need a brief moment to escape reality and just have fun. As long as other players appreciate it, then I will continue to create these stories. I am sorry to see that you may not like them. I hope one day you can enjoy them like many other players.

AlwaysWrong

Next episode: "I don't know where Gambit went, and I'm not sure where that mountain of Nerf darts came from."

Punisher5784

I know! I just realized the devs also nerfed my forum stories!!! I'm trying to think of something creative to address this with the Gambit story. In the meantime I will release Part 4 of the D3/Demiurge Meeting to discuss their decision to finally nerf Gambit.