Lord of the Gambit - Part 1: Fellowship of the Stacked Deck

Punisher5784
Punisher5784 Posts: 3,845 Chairperson of the Boards
edited December 2017 in MPQ General Discussion

Gambit: Professor Xavier! Look at this equipment I found!

Xavier: Where did you find this?

Gambit: Lets just say that I won it in a simple game of luck. This equipment comes in red, pink and black. What’s interesting is the black activates the red and pink equipment. I was lighting up the field with little difficulty

Xavier: Gambit, this looks dangerous. This equipment is allowing you to use your powers without properly gathering energy

Gambit: I can even grant this strength to others if I just wear this black equipment. Rogue, let me show you

Rogue: Gambit, you know I can’t let anyone touch me. Do you wanna end up in the hospital?

Gambit: Maybe it’s worth it, no? Trust me, chere. ::touches Rogue::

Rogue: Oh my god sugah.. you’re making me red ::makes a fist::

Gambit: Petite, I don't know if you're excited or angry right now

Jean Grey: That purple one looks nice

Gambit: I thought it was pink but let’s try this on you ::touches Jean::

Jean Grey: This power.. too much power… ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ::screams::

Cyclops: Jean! Are you okay?

Jean Grey: Scott.. I don’t know what happened.. my power just unleashed.. I didnt even need to gather strength to use it

Wolverine: Hey! What just happened? I was making a sandwich and the knife in my hand just disappeared

Xavier: Wolverine, that must have been a result of Gambit sharing his power with Jean

Gambit: Check this out Wolverine! ::Touches him::

Wolverine: Are we on a date?

Gambit: You don’t feel the power?

Wolverine: Does nothing for me bub. Infact, you’re creeping me out

Gambit: Maybe it’s because you’re an old man, Logan

Wolverine: You want to say that to my face? I'm not yellow, I can Finish the Fight

Cyclops: Break it up you two ::touches Gambit::

Cyclops: What’s happening to my eyes.. ahhh ::blasts through the ceiling::

Beast: Fascinating. ::looks down through the ceiling::

Beast: By my observation, the red and purple equipment are almost useless to the team. It looks more beneficial to us if Gambit just uses the black one. I would love to do some additional tests

Cyclops: ::Has eyes closed tightly:: I don’t like this power, Professor. In the wrong hands it could be.. exploited

Xavier: You’re right Scott. I need to find a way to nerf this power and ensure no one else can use it

Magneto: I don’t think so Charles

Xavier: Erik.. how did you find out?

Magneto: I had Mystique follow Gambit.. just the sight of him was making her shapeshift without any control

Xavier: And that is exactly why we need to develop a way to rebalance this power!

Magneto: Charles we can use this power to Versus the human sapiens and reclaim what’s ours! I will rise to the top

Gambit: ::Picks up the purple equipment and lights a card:: That's quite the Story but no one uses Gambit but Gambit

Juggernaut: ::Headbutts through the wall:: Hahaha the Story is this power makes me want to charge into things!

Rogue: Looks like trouble at the mansion again

Colossus: X-Men get behind me. I'll protect you

Rogue: I think they're better off behind me, sugah

Colossus: Well aren't you being a little Passive aggressive.

Cyclops: No time to bicker team. We cannot let Magneto and his goons take this power!


To be continued…. unless the creators of this power can nerf it before things get worse!

Comments

  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 1,455 Chairperson of the Boards
    I liked the back and forth with Wolverine.
  • Punisher5784
    Punisher5784 Posts: 3,845 Chairperson of the Boards
    edited December 2017
    haha thanks. I'll have to start creating more of these. Maybe switch off between this and the D3/Demiurge Meeting
  • BoyWonder1914
    BoyWonder1914 Posts: 884 Critical Contributor
    Punisher5784 said:

    Jean Grey: That purple one looks nice

    Gambit: I thought it was pink but let’s try on you ::touches Jean::


    Lmfao. To this day it irks my soul when people refer to purple powers and tiles as "pink". The innuendos were also rather hilarious to read. 
  • The rockett
    The rockett Posts: 2,016 Chairperson of the Boards
    Best.  One. Yet. 
  • Keirain1982
    Keirain1982 Posts: 48 Just Dropped In
    Absolutely love these! You are a creative genius!!
  • The rockett
    The rockett Posts: 2,016 Chairperson of the Boards
    Guess who is the last hard node in SIM.  PX Gambit and OML.  LOL.  I can hear this convo. 
  • Mjolnirmight2
    Mjolnirmight2 Posts: 40 Just Dropped In
    awesome
  • MCUinmyPants
    MCUinmyPants Posts: 16 Just Dropped In
    This is awesome! Your awesome! 
  • Jonny1Punch
    Jonny1Punch Posts: 440 Mover and Shaker
    These are the best part of the forum now. Keep it up ! U rock 
  • rubix_qube
    rubix_qube Posts: 69 Match Maker
    This was a fun read. I did, however, see a dead horse over in the corner with a broken bat laying next to it. Not sure why it was there.
  • Pollozz
    Pollozz Posts: 82 Match Maker
    good job man, very funny, thumbs up
  • Punisher5784
    Punisher5784 Posts: 3,845 Chairperson of the Boards
    rubix_qube said:
    This was a fun read. I did, however, see a dead horse over in the corner with a broken bat laying next to it. Not sure why it was there.


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