Conspiracy Theories

Dormammu

shardwick said:

- You only need one AP. Just one. You spend the match just matching away everything. After what feels like an hour you do one last match to kill them off and that match sets off a huge cascade for you giving tons and tons of now completely useless AP. Yay.

This made me lol. Happens all the time. 

10_EFX_01 said:

p.s. Thanks for plagiarizing my Daken theory(credit me next time)

Credit to 10_EFX_01 who believes Daken is out to get him.

Dormammu

Have you ever felt like... whenever a Mindless One drops its massive defense tile at the beginning of the match, it's always in the very bottom left corner and you never find a way to match it away?

Blergh

That MPQ isn't really game, but a sociological experiment into deprivation. They've created a simulation of gang culture in a digital environment where resources are sparse and now secretly observe our behaviour through data driven research. We all think the price of iso is high due to bad design, that they can't be fix token exploits and that 5* dilution is unintended but really it's all part of the design.... We are nothing more than mice to them and that shiny Yondu cover is the cheese. 

I have to go and take my meds, and charge my tinfoil hat now. 

DarthDeVo

Dormammu said:

Have you ever felt like... whenever a Mindless One drops its massive defense tile at the beginning of the match, it's always in the very bottom left corner and you never find a way to match it away?

I had a board this morning that had about two or three possible yellow matches right at the start. Where does their protect tile go? The solitary yellow tile in the bottom left corner. Did we get the same board? 

Bishop

RNG! No, not Rocket N Groot. It's not a game it's a simulation of a game. No seriously I agree with and was thinking this samething just a few days ago (All of the above). 

JSP869

shardwick said:

- You only need one AP. Just one. You spend the match just matching away everything. After what feels like an hour you do one last match to kill them off and that match sets off a huge cascade for you giving tons and tons of now completely useless AP. Yay.

Oh, God, yes! So many massive cascades that occur after your last opponent is downed. Yep. Thanks, D3!

Wumpushunter

The Strange Sight Boss fight plays so much faster because they dont want you to take your time and think of your plays. The other games are artificially slowed.

Akatosh

That moment when Scarlet Witch is on your team, the AI just finished their turn, leaving a sweet 5-match ripe for the taking. Ooops SC just ruined it by placing her Arcane Incantation tile right where you 5-match used to be

JarvisJackrabbit

It's no coincidence Thanos' green ability is called "Come and Get Me!"  Even when that monster countdown tile seems safely tucked away in a bottom corner, the AI will overcome all probability to neuter it. Go ahead, fortify that tile and watch in astonished horror as it's gone by your next turn.

It's strangely fitting, since Thanos has successfully achieved absolute power on multiple occasions in the Marvel Comics universe(s), only to derp it away and let his enemies win the day.

smkspy

RNG  sometimes decides for you which character you need to champ. Pulled 3 elektras over the past few days. One from a vault and two LTS in a row.

Have to champ her now so I can stop pulling her covers lol.

TPF Alexis

JarvisJackrabbit said:

It's no coincidence Thanos' green ability is called "Come and Get Me!"  Even when that monster countdown tile seems safely tucked away in a bottom corner, the AI will overcome all probability to neuter it. Go ahead, fortify that tile and watch in astonished horror as it's gone by your next turn.

It's strangely fitting, since Thanos has successfully achieved absolute power on multiple occasions in the Marvel Comics universe(s), only to derp it away and let his enemies win the day.

It should have a secondary animation that plays when it gets matched away, that's basically just Thanos going "No! This cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!"

shardwick

Akatosh said:

That moment when Scarlet Witch is on your team, the AI just finished their turn, leaving a sweet 5-match ripe for the taking. Ooops SC just ruined it by placing her Arcane Incantation tile right where you 5-match used to be

Baby Groot has also made an art out of screwing up great matches. "Can I match away my nuke? No, not yet. How about strikes? No, oooh but I CAN match away this cross-shaped match five as a match four! I am Groot." No, Baby Groot, no! Dammit that would have given me a critical and triggered another match. Stupid tree.