Alliance name drop V2

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edited April 2014 in MPQ General Discussion
S.H.I.E.L.D win pvp again, what a surprise
As RETRIBUTION snatched 1st before our very eyes
5DEADLYVENOMS they really got fat
Got 4 more alliances how about that?

S.T.E.A.L.T.H popped up out of nowhere
As DjangoUnbuffed braided each others hair
"Your pulling it too tight" HailMary Cried
As CAREBEARSTARE(d) their mouths open wide.

[JUST] alliance the most casual of all
AFORCE joined us to play some ball
"Czesc" to the SPECTACULAR X-POLES
DEADPOOLSTACOS provided the roles.

SCARFIGHTERS went POSTAL and NIRVANA smells
like teen spirit, as ARCHANGELS sent us to hell
O.L.Y.M.P.U.S has fallen as FITTEDKITCHENS went up in flames
WHY IS THERE SO MANY PERIODS IN THESE TINYKITTY NAMES?

The SCAVENGERS went hunting but came back empty handed
and the CHURCHOFPATCHES rubberbanded
Some of us lost comrades, gone to pastures new
ALLORIN old buddy, this ones for you.

For those alliances i may have missed
Maybe in part 3? so dont throw a fit
I will leave you now to get back to work
And of course that means, ITS TIME TO TWERK.

Comments

  • GumisK
    GumisK Posts: 372 Mover and Shaker
    We've been noticed this time! Wow, the fame! icon_mrgreen.gif
    Great read, keep the poetry spirit flowing in the forums icon_e_wink.gif
  • Unknown
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    Awwww, cheers!

    I've enjoyed day 1 of being a casual gamer again - I suspect I might spend more time in the forums than in the game from now on!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Hahaha - deadly venoms got fat - 4 new alliances. That is crazy stuff! If they ever combine we are all in trouble
  • Unknown
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    pandaberry6 wrote:
    Hahaha - deadly venoms got fat - 4 new alliances. That is crazy stuff! If they ever combine we are all in trouble

    Nahhh i can imagine that if alliances were able to grow to 100 spots that you'd just see 5DV combine its might while the other top 5 alliances would combine and crush them under the weight of the mighty S.H.I.E.L.D and that the status quo of 5DV forever the bridesmade would be upheld :p
  • Spider-man 6234
    Spider-man 6234 Posts: 409
    Woo hoo made the list. Well I guess you get noticed a little when you form an alliance mid-event and finish at #24 (I think. I was going back forth between all the ratings so fast I couldn't keep them all straight.) We'll be pushing top 10 in the future but it won't be as stealthy unfortunately icon_e_sad.gif
  • HailMary
    HailMary Posts: 2,179
    Spider-man 6234 wrote:
    We'll be pushing top 10 in the future but it won't be as stealthy unfortunately icon_e_sad.gif
    You just need to tank alliance MMR: perform horribly for a month and subtly encourage everyone else to "just relax, chill, it's just a match-3 game," then zoom up the rankings.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    HailMary wrote:
    Spider-man 6234 wrote:
    We'll be pushing top 10 in the future but it won't be as stealthy unfortunately icon_e_sad.gif
    You just need to tank alliance MMR: perform horribly for a month and subtly encourage everyone else to "just relax, chill, it's just a match-3 game," then zoom up the rankings.

    Make it 3 months.
  • Unknown
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    HailMary wrote:
    You just need to tank alliance MMR: perform horribly for a month and subtly encourage everyone else to "just relax, chill, it's just a match-3 game," then zoom up the rankings.

    Aren't the kids saying 'chillax' nowadays? For someone who is supposed to be taking it easy you should really learn to avoid using two words when one will do.
  • over_clocked
    over_clocked Posts: 3,961
    we'll show ye 'casual'! But... too lazy...

    Thanks for the name drop and amusing read, as usual!

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