Meanwhile... during the last gathering of my roster

Dormammu

This is a continuation of an older thread which can be found here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5467&p=108099#p108099

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The heroes of my roster recently gathered around a large shield-shaped table to discuss ongoing events.

"Hey Fury," Logan says as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. enters the meeting room. "Is it true you're gonna be helping us fight?"

"Yes, Logan," Fury nods as he takes his place at the head of the table. "It's true, I'm getting my own cover and will be able to join you in the field."

"Well, it's about TinyKitty time," Logan says.

Johnny Storm raises his hand, "Wait, uh, what does TinyKitty mean again?"

Hawkeye rolls his eyes, "New guys..."

Sue Storm leans over to her brother, "It means %!@#."

Steve Rogers blushes at Sue's language.

Spider-Man hangs upside-down over the table, "Why do we have to say 'TinyKitty'? I thought Marvel did away with the Comics Code Authority. We should be able to swear all we want."

"MPQ is a TinyKitty mobile game," Logan answers. "TinyKitty kids play this TinyKitty. Do you want them to slap a TinyKitty parental-advisory label on us?"

Steve Rogers blushes at Logan's language.

The Punisher loads his sidearm, "Would you all stop saying 'TinyKitty'? It's ridiculous. We should be talking about this weekend's events."

Daredevil leans forward in his chair, "I rarely agree with The Punisher, but he has a point."

Nick Fury raises a palm, "All right, people. Calm down. Frank and Matt are right - we need to find some teammates for Dr. Doom this weekend."

Johnny Storm gets an alarmed look, "TinyKitty Dr. Doom!?! Holy TinyKitty!!! We can't team up with him, he's the Fantastic Four's worst villain!"

"It's okay, Johnny," Sue assures him. "We work with villains all the time."

Hawkeye rolls his eyes, "TinyKitty new guys..."

T'challa looks around, "Where are all the villains, anyway? They usually come to these meetings."

"They're wore out," Fury says. "From all the lightning rounds this week. They're getting some R&R."

"Puny villains," the Hulk snorts.

"How about Thor?" Black Widow suggests. "His colors go well with Doom's."

Thor waves his hammer tiredly, "Nay, I have exhausted myself in our Hunt for the Falcon. I may be the god of Thunder, but against level 260 opponents even Mjolnir hath its limits."

Spider-Man reaches for his bag, "If Thor can't go, maybe we should tank...?"

"TinyKitty that," Logan says. "We can't tank anymore. We're in a new alliance, remember? MarvelTeamUp."

"That's right," Tony Stark agrees. "We can't tank if we want our alliance to contend with the big boys like 5DeadlyVenoms and S.H.I.E.L.D"

Johnny Storm looks confused, "Remind me again why S.H.I.E.L.D doesn't have that last period after the D?"

"Because they're all TinyKitty idiots," Logan informs. "They can't spell."

The Punisher slams his fist on the table, "Stop saying 'TinyKitty'!!! Do you have any idea how silly you all sound???"

"TinyKitty you," Hawkeye holds up his middle finger towards the Punisher.

Steve Rogers blushes.

Unknown

Oh good, it's a series!

TheHueyFreeman

*slow-clap*

Unknown

Lmao. Nice one.

Unknown

nice story bro but you made a mistake
if thats a gathering of your roster why is fury there?
so you lied or you cheated
i rest my case

(nice idea dont take me seriously)

GumisK

Witty and amusing, just as it was the last time. Hope you don't run out of inspiration and treat us to a new episode every now and then, one really needs to relax during the merciless, dull grindfest of The Hunt for Tinykitty Community Scaling.

Unknown

Thanks again for these, not only funny but educational as well. I've been wondering about the origin of the tiny kitty for a while. (I thought it was a coding term and even tried googling it). Thanks human torch for asking what so many of us wanted to know.

Unknown

LOL thank you for the "meanwhile" series

cap acts like a naive little girl in this one

_RiO_

The_Riley_ wrote:

nice story bro but you made a mistake
if thats a gathering of your roster why is fury there?
so you lied or you cheated
i rest my case

(nice idea dont take me seriously)

Fury's the game master ofcourse, as in a D&D dungeon master.

Unknown

Awesome work once more! I wish I was even half as talented as you are in writing these episodes. Great read!

Unknown

Thanks for the good laugh. Hope you make more in the future. Kudos to your writing skills.

Unknown

will love it when you release the next part of the series

Unknown

Steve

Malcrof

Bump for the accuracy of Steve Rogers .. especially since seeing Age of Ultron..